#ask headless-stans

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YESSS! Bonding through decapitation shenanigans!!! That devolves into detached-head sex xD

"Stan already plans to get closer by using both twins heads on his tenting member." YOU GET IT. I love thinking about Stan or Ford taking their heads off to blow themselves, but one of them using both heads??? WOW. Stan is going to be getting so many delicious sensations coming through his headless body 🥵

And Ford, also headless, in the background just jacking off xD HE'S RIGHT TO.

Stan and Ford reconnecting with each other through headless sex. It's perfect 💖

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Oh my god

ANON

this is DELICIOUS THANK YOU

AND THE FLUFF AT THE END 🥺🥺🥺 I wanna imagine Ford takes Stan's sleeping head and gives it to his still-headless body to hold onto like a teddy bear while Ford('s head on Stan's body) is spooning him <3

And ive never thought about a drunk person being able to put their head on the body of a sober person to sober up (since they're no longer on a body with a bunch of alcohol in its system)... That's such a neat idea!!!

I'm going to be thinking about Stan and Ford taking each others bodies for some sexcepades with their own headless bodies now...... ough thANK YOU SO MUCH

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Stan and Ford neck taps as a headless way of smooching 🥺

AWWWW YES

I made an mspaint doodle of this before while I was half asleep so I decided to remake it as a slightly-less-haphazard doodle on paper :) <3

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I’m hearing you out about lactation

I want Ford to use Stan's headless body like a milk bottle. Just sucking on his nipples for that yummy warm milk.

Also, most of the time I see stancest lactation brought up, it's Stan who's lactating (which is fair. Look at that man's mommy milkers) but I also want to see Ford lactating. Let Stan have his head picked up off his neck and lovingly held up to his brother's nipple and start sucking 🥰

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Reaching over to Ford-bod's neck stump and giving it a poke and he just jolts and starts leaning into the hand touching his neck like a dog wanting scritches.

HEHE YES

I love this freak of nature so much <3<3<3

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question: how do the headless bodies see. you've mentioned them interacting with stuff and doing things like chores, but i've never seen you depict them with like... a cane. do they get used to the layout over time? did the bodies run around like headless chickens the first time their heads got yoinked off

Great question anon! Like how they are magically still alive and functional without a brain, they can magically see/hear/smell without eyes/ears/a nose. Imagine a pair of ghost eyes, if you will.

That's the vantage point they can see from. An advantage of not having physical eyes is they can look around 360 degrees. Just because headless!Ford doesn't have eyes doesn't mean you can sneak up on him from behind.

(Don't forget all his reflexes he's built up over those 30 years in the portal. Especially without a head, he's going to instantly tackle you without thought if you try anything (and that tackle will turn into playful rough housing and cuddling when he realizes you aren't a threat <3))

As for when their heads are detached but they're still in control of their bodies, then yeah they just see from their heads and basically remote control their bodies. That being said, this is fantasy magic and I can do what I want forever, so I do also like to imagine sometimes that even when in control of their bodies, they can magically see from their bodies too. Not sure the best way to describe this, but I think I illustrated it pretty well in my mind control stancest ficlet when Ford controls Stan for the first time (7th paragraph) if you wanna check that out. Imagine Stan, just sitting in the living room watching TV. He decides to go check on Ford, but he doesn't want to stop watching his show. Simple! Pop off his head, leave it on the chair, and go find Ford with his body. He can see where he's going and then interact with and listen to Ford from his body, all while not missing a second of his show that he's watching with his head :)

Anyway, point is, the headless bodies can already see. But I love your ideas of them using a cane or running around like headless chickens, and I cant get the pictures out of my brain, so I had to doodle them too <3

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Alternate take for when Ford returns through the portal. Stan alone in the bunker and trying to force the portal to work despite missing a journal, the portal not locking on to exact coordinate to Ford and sparking. The portal fizzles in and out of existence and with each activation, a piece of Ford comes through. Stan is shocked as he powers off the machine before going over and looking over his twin's larger, muscular body parts lying in the floor. Ford asking whats going on as his head lays against his own armpit, glasses knocked askew and words mumbled into his torso. Stan happy to see his brother back despite the pickle he is in, his cock stirring with old feelings as he looks over everything, especially the barely clothed hips hiding his favorite part of Ford. Too hard and excited, he rips whats left of the slacks that the portal tore and burned up and sucks down that cock earnestly, sitting the hips on his hands as his index fingers rim and probe that hole. Ford stuttering and blue screening due to the return to the real world and instatly treated as a sex toy by that all too familiar mouth. Only able to moan and grunt as he feels his cock betreay him with the instant load he looses into his brother's eager mouth, his arms slamming their fists on the ground and legs weakly twitching and kicking from the feeling of his first orgasm from a partner in a long time.

EXCELLENT alternate take anon!

I certainly can't blame Stan for putting aside his sentimental greeting for his brother for an "intimate" greeting with his brothers hips and groin after suddenly unlocking a new fetish <3 I don't think Ford really can either, being just a helpless head while his everything is scattered about as he feels something he hasn't felt from a certain someone in decades 🥴

Y'know what, I bet Stan and Ford would have reconciled a lot faster if Ford got NBM powers and went through the portal pieces, followed by the two engaging weird sex.

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ok ik u said the decapitated bodies have the same level of knowledge and intelligence as their heads and r just a bit more impulsive but pleeease consider… what if they get more and more impulsive the longer they’re apart ……

kind of a banger pre-slash stancest idea actually. stan and ford somehow get into whatever supernatural incident leads them to just pop off their heads like that and they gotta see their bodies get less restrained and at first it’s kind of embarrassing/annoying and then Oh my god wait what the fuck are our bodies doing (they’re extremely turned on by this)

bonus points for ford, who prides himself on his Logic and Rationality, having to see his body reduced to a mindless horny ape <3

AUOOUGYGYHXRWYHCJHHLKMJKHGCHXGEW HOLY SHIt anon this is SO FUCKING GOOD