#ask heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

How do you handle your alcohol?

I don’t often drink. I prefer tea!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

Something troubling you recently professor? I'd love to help you destress...

- @zauniterizzler

Well, now that you mention it, I have been rather tense. Plus, I’ve been sneezing. It must be all this pollen. I could use a cup of tea.

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

Professor??

Jannas mercy, who told you about this app.....

- @a-mind-for-discovery

Gadzooks! Viktor, my boy! Wonderful to see you! It was my new pupil, Ekko! He insisted I download it and my, I’m glad he did! How have you been, my lad?

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

What do you have to say about the rumours that ship you with Singed/Dr Reveck?

Pardon? Dr. Reveck is a… bright mind, although he and I have parted ways long ago. I suppose I’m not sure what you’re referring to.

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

come to zaun ❤️💜let’s #Hang Out⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I too love Science. I myself am a scientific experiment

💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯

Holy sprockets! You are quite the specimen! I’m not sure I’ve seen anything quite like this.

I actually do spend a significant amount of time in Zaun, typically among the Firelights.

You are a creation of… Dr. Reveck?

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

💅 : do you paint your nails?

Good question, my lad! I haven’t, but perhaps one day I will!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

( @councilor-viktor-talis )

Professor,how interesting to see you on here

Viktor, my boy! It was my new pupil, Ekko, who introduced me to this place! It’s been quite a while since we’ve last spoken! How have you been, lad?

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

Is that brain the only big part of you, counciler? Is certainly be interested in an exploration of your biology....

(IM FLIRTING WITH A HAMPSER???)

- @zauniterizzler

Ah! A fellow scientist, I see! The desire to explore biology, especially that so dissimilar to one’s own, is an experience shared among the masses!

Actually, that is a common misconception. My brain is not particularly remarkable in size and, in fact, brain volume alone is not a dependable indicator of overall intelligence (despite what you may hear!).

Or perhaps you have mistaken my… rather impressive mane for a ridiculously large head! As humorous as that would be, I can assure you, my cranium is not the behemoth it may seem!

As for the rest of my anatomy. I would say that I am relatively average in size among yordles, if not just a bit taller!

-Prof. Heimerdinger