Heimerdinger

I am Professor Heimerdinger, ex-councilor, founder of Piltover

[heimerdinger-fr]

This is a silly Heimerdinger arcane rp blog! Ask me/ tag me in anything!

This is my first AMA blog so be patient with me! I’ll try not to fall off the face of the earth. Also, sorry if I’m a little inaccurate. I’m trying my best!!!

OOC will be tagged!

[flattestmudflaps]

[heimerdinger-fr]

Now, just what exactly does this mean, my lad?

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[vikt000r]

Ahem.

Jork it.

[heimerdinger-fr]

Pardon? I’m not sure I understand what you mean there, my boy!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[flattestmudflaps]

[heimerdinger-fr]

Now, just what exactly does this mean, my lad?

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

you are very smol.....are you huggable? like a stuffed toy?

I am of average size for my species, if not just slightly taller! I suppose by comparison to my colleagues, I am… on the smaller end. However, I do believe it is all a matter of perspective!

I quite enjoy a nice, warm embrace! Although, I am very much alive, not a toy! I’m sure it wasn’t your intention, but that comparison does feel somewhat… insulting. Regardless, to answer your question, yes, I certainly have the ability to hug!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[jaycefromundercity]

I’m gonna eat poro

[heimerdinger-fr]

I would strongly advise against that! Please, please, do not!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[powderh-deactivated20260721]

I still need people to join my role play discord server!!! Prefferebly people 16+ please DM me if interested we have adults and kids and rules to keep everything safe and fun!!

We host giveaways like my 1k Robux giveaway

We have hang outs daily

We also have a whole bucket list planned for fun stuff!!

Please join we need active members.

[heimerdinger-fr]

It concerns me that your dog talks

He is actually a poro, not a dog! Although that doesn’t make your point any less valid… Yes, I suppose that is cause for concern.

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

you're such a silly little guy can I pet you?

You remind me of a hamster, please don't explode 🙏😭

Ah, hello! Petting seems well intentioned, albeit a tad belittling. Ah, why not?

It seems many people are worried about me exploding? Perhaps I should be concerned. No matter! Yordles, like myself, are immortal. Although exploding would be terribly unfortunate…

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

Now that you've seen Zaun firsthand, how do you feel knowing that as an ex-councilor and founder of Piltover you are partially if not mostly responsible for the conditions Zaunites live in 🎤

In all honesty, I’m ashamed and disappointed in myself for the neglect that the people of Zaun have seen at the hands of my own ignorance.

My pupil and friend, Ekko, has given me a powerful look into just how my actions—or lack thereof—have affected life down in the undercity. There is no excuse for my ignorance and, although it cannot undo what has been done, I intend to focus my efforts on restoring Zaun to its full potential however possible moving forward.

It’s saddening to see the Council continue to neglect their duties to the undercity and even more so knowing that I, too, am guilty of such cruelty.

On a lighter note, it is refreshing to know that even someone as old as I can learn new things from Runeterra’s bright young minds. With each passing day that I’ve spent down here with the Firelights, I’ve found that the future of both Zaun and Piltover is in good hands.

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

Where did you learn to sing?

Ah, a voice like mine is acquired at birth, I’m afraid! Haha, I’m only joking, of course! I suppose the art of song is a skill picked up along the winding road of a life well lived!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

hey girl what’s your favourite swear word

I don’t often swear, my friend! I’ve found that there are plenty of less jarring ways to express emotion! Perhaps give ‘gadzooks’ or ‘blast nozzles’ a try!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[rio-specimen]

But if you WERE to. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔say. Someone gave you 10000 hexdollars

[heimerdinger-fr]

I believe that no amount of money is worth sacrificing one’s self respect. I have no need for vulgar language in my vocabulary and I’m perfectly satisfied with that!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[heimerdinger-fr]

hey girl what’s your favourite swear word

I don’t often swear, my friend! I’ve found that there are plenty of less jarring ways to express emotion! Perhaps give ‘gadzooks’ or ‘blast nozzles’ a try!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

me: i don’t like country folky music that much

me when heimer whips out his banjo:

*starts gangham style-ing* GO SPIN THE WHEEEL AND SEE WHERE IT LAAAANDSS

[heimerdinger-fr]

Why, thank you, my friend!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

unreal, thank you professor for gracing my blog with your presebce

[heimerdinger-fr]

Of course! The pleasure is mine!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[noobsydraws]

mariibyrd on ig wished for me to draw Heimerdinger. He's surprisingly hard to draw, but rendering fur is lots of fun too to me. 🤌💚

[heimerdinger-fr]

Gadzooks! This is absolutely incredible!

@professorporo It’s us!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

me: i don’t like country folky music that much

me when heimer whips out his banjo:

*starts gangham style-ing* GO SPIN THE WHEEEL AND SEE WHERE IT LAAAANDSS

[heimerdinger-fr]

Why, thank you, my friend!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[professorporo]

Can I date your dad? I will give you pets and treats. I will treat you both very well. I love your dad.

Hmhmhmhm… let me check my list of requirements for this…

1. Pets

2. Treats

…after some careful consideration you seem to meet the requirements. Welcome second dad! 😄😄

[heimerdinger-fr]

Strange, I don’t recall agreeing to this! You can certainly get all the pets and treats in the world without auctioning off my affection!

-Prof. Heimerdinger

[powderh-deactivated20260721]

Hey guys!! My friend group is officially double casting Ekko, Vander and Jayce for our rps

We request you try to be accurate in character and actuve!! Lmk if interested!!!