#ask hhvvau

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Everyone (except for Scott and Jimmy): How long do you think those 2 fools (Scott and Jimmy) are gonna play ring around the rosey with each other?

(My go to when people say everyone is Evo+Empires gang so imma use that)

Grian: they've been doing for years, I lost hope ages ago. Its gonna take a genuine actual disaster for those dumbasses to admit their feeling. Jimmy doesn't even know!!! He doesn't know hes gay and he doesn't know he likes scott!!! We know!!!!!

Pearl: if i get Scott fed up enough with me and then start being like "yeah? You cant even ask Jimmy out! You can't even manage that!!! Idiot!!!" He might have just enough pettiness but I gotta do it right and that wouldnt be easy so... four more years?

BigB: five years and four dates before they actually admit it. And they probably will take an hour even then.

Joel: hopefully never theyre both losers and its funny to watch them suffer. Actually, though? Like a few more months. I have this feeling. Like salvation is on the horizon. What day is it? January third? Hmm.... yeah. Like two and a bit months yknow. I dunno. Just a feeling I have.

Lizzie: if its not soon im killing them both because im so tired of listening to them being in love and oblivious all the damn time...

Martyn: all it takes is locking them in a room until they realize and buddy im willing to do the locking

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[askhhvvau]

Say Jimmy if Scott asked you on, "Let's say, a day our What would you do?

(im... Gonna guess this was meant to say "say Jimmy, if Scott asked you on, lets say, A date, what would you do?")

Jimmy: well, I mean, wouldn't that depend how he meant it? Like, if he meant it in a friend way like usual, I'd just react the same, y'know? But if he meant it romantically... Well, I mean, I have recently started wondering again if I am actually gay, so I might say yes and just see how it goes. Like, I'm not- I don't think- I'm not interested in him that way. i- I think? But maybe- I mean, I'd just try one date, see how it goes, I guess. Which doesn't really matter because he doesn't like me like that! And he wouldn't ask me out! I- huh... Why do I feel weird...

[askhhvvau]

Hey Scott

How would you feel if Canary asked you out on a romantic date?

Or we'll, any of the vigilantes Ig, but mainly Canary

Scott: Canary? Oh, uh, I mean I don't know him very well but, uhm, he is kind of, ahem, attractive so... uh, I mean, I'd go. If it was a dinner date I'd get free food and who doesn't love free food?

Pearl: you're awfully red man

Scott: shut up no I'm not fuck you!!!

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Gem how do you feel about pearl?

Gem: depends what you mean by that doesn't it? (Quietly) also depends if she's around to hear it. She's my friend, I care a lot about her. If you're suggesting what Etho and Cleo keep suggesting... yes, I may like her romantically a little bit. Shut up.

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Hey Jimmy, if you were to ask someone on a valentines day date, who would it be and where would you take them??

Jimmy: i mean, it would probably be someone I would be romantically interested in, but if not... well, Scott, but if not him then maybe Tango. Otherwise... Joel or Grian maybe? Have the chance to hang out with Lizzie instead? Martyn might be fun, too. Same as BigB or, like, Impulse or someone. But mainly Scott, definitely. As for where, a classic would be dinner, but i dont have the money to afford that and anyways thats kinda overdone. There's this really pretty flower field near the edge of the city that im obsessed with, but that place is for me and Scott only so it wouldnt work with the others. Maybe just to hang out in the park? Possibly at the rec center out there? Not sure, I've not been on many dates...

[askhhvvau]

Hey Scott, where would you take Jimmy on a valentines day date (if you actually go and ask him out!!)

Scott: okay, well first of all, that dig at the end was rude and disrespectful! Ive got Pearl to bother me enough! But if in some world he was to like me back and want to go out with me, the flower field near the city border. Its pretty secluded but even this time of year its never really cold and there's some flowers that still grow out there right now. Its been our place for... well, maybe six years now. It'd be a nice place to go and just... sit together. Hold hands and chat. Maybe have a first kiss.

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For jellie do backfilp

Jellie: ---- ---

[translation: fuck you]