Ask HHVVAU Characters :D

Basically one of those 'ask the characters of this thing' blogs but its of my fanfic Hempires Hero-Villain-Vigilante AU idk if anyone wants this but yayyy Run by @Sporeofmanynames <3 Pfp by @fandom-portal (tell me if I should remove it <3) and banner by me :3

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intro post (ooc)

Hey, welcome to AskHHVVAU! Run by @sporeofmanynames obviously since its my fanfic. Just a fun little place I don't really think people will care about where I'll answer asks/similar in character of ANY hhvvau characters!

Rules:

Please don't be too inappropriate. Like, I'm okay with like some nsft stuff but i would prefer sft if that's alright!

Don't be hateful. Like thats pretty obvious. I just want people to be nice lmao

Add as many questions to asks as you want. Just know that longer asks might take longer to respond to sorry!

I probably wont queue posts so if I don't respond to something for a few days im so so sorry I might just ne going through a shitty period I promise it'll eventually be answered <3

Ask to any character in hhvvau, and you can ask for ones you aren't certain exist in hhvvau. Sometimes the answer may just be no, unfortunately, but otherwise you get to talk to characters you like :D

Colors (will expand as more asks are recieved, more characters introduced, and i actually remember all my characters):

Red: Grian, Etho, Ren, Fwip, Techno, Tommy, Mumbo

Orange/yellowish: Canary, Jimmy (in some cases), Tango, Impulse, Pix,

Green: Jimmy (in other cases), Bdubs, Scar, Doc, Joel, Lore, Martyn, Phil, Tubbo, Jellie, ZT,

Blue: Scott, Pearl, Cleo, Skizz, BigB, Cleo, Joe, Mitosis (hate that guy but Raven likes him so ofc he has to be here), Cub,

Pink: Lizzie, The Hare, Zedaph (he would wanna be pink let's be honest),

Purple: both Grian and CuteGuy depending on circumstances, Gem, Kristen,

Other: HotGuy, Taurtis, CuteGuy, Shadow Lady,

Extra info:

Ooc/my commentary/???

character muttering

Character thinking

character yelling

Enjoy!

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For scar

Do you have any poultry man merch?

Scar: whaaat? No what thats stupid haha why would I have that!?

(Hes clearly hiding posters, sweaters, stickers, and a tote bag behind his back)

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Hey Joe

Which of Grimm's fairy tales is your favourite?

Joe: whichever one is most important depending on the political climate of the world

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For Scar

Hey if the commit made hotguy merch to get more money

Would you wear it outside of being hg

Also can you give me a pair :D?

Scar: fun fact they actually do. I'm not supposed to wear it out, though, because people might recognize me if im wearing something similar to my costume...

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Hey Jimmy

I know Grian is allergic to chocolate but are you?

Is it an avian thing or specific to him?

And if not, do you have any allergies?

Jimmy: im mildly allergic to chocolate 😔 not as bad as him but I cant have it without getting all itchy and its evil because I love the stuff </3

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Hey Grian, Pearl, Scott, Jimmy, Gem and Scar

Do you prefer tea or coffee?

And how do you normally take it?

(ooc: uh. I actually know nothing about coffee or tea so youre not getting how they have it. Whoops.)

Grian: tea. I need coffee so I dont die tho.

Pearl: coffee i have like three billion cups a day scott says its unhealthy but it isnt trust guys trust

Scott: honestly I kinda hate coffee most of the time so tea

Jimmy: tea like a real brit

Gem: tea but I get called British for it so pretend I said coffee

Scar: i dont think I ever have tea unless im sick. I now associate it with sickness. So coffee

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I hope this isn’t to nsfw but if it is feel free not to answer this, but I’m curious on if you’d be okay if someone were to write smut based off your book like an alternate thing/just smut of two characters in the book?

not too nsfw dw! Although technically this isnt the right blog to ask this on but thats alright the blog name is sorta misleading!

(@sporeofmanynames, @hempireshero-villain-vigilanteau, or even @hhvvau-but-its-all-fanart would work for future reference :3! /info /nm)

not only would I be okay with it but I actually have a subcollection on ao3 for smutty hhvvau fics! Link here! I would love if you'd add it to that if you do make/post it but ofc no pressure :D regardless, enjoy getting to be a freak in peace!

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Hey any and all hybid/shifters

Would you rather:

1: Undergo a slightly painful transition into a different hybrid/shifter type - if you pick this one, what new hybid/shifter type would you pick?

Or

2: painlessly loose all powers and hybid/shifter abilities

Ren: uggghh wolf. Id wanna be a wolf. Cant make me stop being a dog >:(

Grian: honestly something else with wings, I couldnt bare if I couldn't fly anymore. Bat. I could live in a cave like a weird little freak

Jimmy: hmm I think it might be easier just to... not be a hybrid anymore. It would be a little disappointing because I'd have to choose a different vigilante name, probably, but... well, I wouldnt have to worry about preening or avian hunters. Painlessly lose it.

Scar: i think... maybe I'd want to turn into a mountain lion or a jaguar or something? If not, I dunno, maybe some kind of demon hybrid. That might be fun.

Scott: lose it, I think, it wouldnt feel right to be anything but a deer. Wait, no, I'd wanna be a unicorn for the whimsy of it all.

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Hey evo peeps/Jimmy, Pearl, Grian, BigB (and Tautis ig)

Any of you ever been to prison?

Jimmy: okay. Look. Technically not but Joel, me, and Grian have been in a holding cell once...

Grian: twice actually

Pearl: nope I would probably die within a week

BigB: nope but I think they would like me there i could make them sweet treats

Taurtis: no. im a good boy :)

Jimmy: please don’t call yourself that...

Taurtis: why not? Grian used t-

Jimmy: i think I'd rather die then hear about that actually

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Hey Vigilantes ( - CG )

How do feel about this new team up with HotGuy?

Canary: honestly, I don't really know what to think. I mean, I trust CG's judgement, but... well, Shadow and Lore don't seem to trust HG... I dunno, I think it's beneficial but we have to keep our eyes peeled, y’know?

Lore: whatever the fuck has got it in CG's mind that this is smart has got to be something wrong with him. Look. I know we've worked side by side with HotGuy before and we were okay then but that was circumstantial to deal with Mitosis! This? Going into his hideout and trusting his partner in crime mindlessly? This is dumb. And I just get this- this feeling that there's something wrong...

Shadow Lady: I... I trust Lore's judgement. Even if HotGuy seems like he's helping - and I genuinely think he needs our help - who knows if he'll turn us in after we've served our purpose? I just want to keep Canary safe. I worry about him and CG, but Lore's keeping an eye on CG so... there's just something weird about all this. Something too perfect. I'm just gonna keep my guard up...

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Hey Joel, Lizzie, Jimmy, Martyn, Pearl and BigB

What would you do if you came across an small crying child who had no parent/guardian in sight?

Joel: run away

Lizzie: no he wouldnt hed help them

Joel: would not!

Lizzie: liar

Lizzie: run away

Joel: i'll believe that when you believe me

Lizzie: ugh fine id ask if they were okay. But only if Joel's with me I've heard of kidnapping schemes that used scared kids and I'm paranoid.

Jimmy: ask them if they need help, obviously!

Lizzie: very awkwardly?

Jimmy: ...thats not the point.

Martyn: i mean like if they've lost where their parents are I'd like. Bring them somewhere safe and ask them what their parents look like so I can teleport around and look for them. If they know where their parents are and wanna get back to them I'd teleport them to their parents

Lizzie: what if you get kidnapped

Martyn: teleport

Lizzie: what if you can't teleport

Martyn: ...go back to your own answer

Pearl: help, duh. I'd rather not report on the death of a child i could've helped.

Lizzie: what if-

Pearl: you'd save me if I got kidnapped. Now shoo, go back to your own answer

Lizzie: can't make me if I'm in the shadows

Pearl: ...I cant argue with that logic

BigB: help them im strong and too cool to be kidnapped I'd just tell them good recipes and they'd like me too much.

BigB: ...why didnt Lizzie visit me :(

Lizzie: I'd kidnap you to get more recipes

BigB: hi Lizzie :D

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Hye HG!

What's your opinion on the new vigilante?

HotGuy: uh, Shadow Lady? I dunno, I did just meet her. She seems... I think confident might not be the perfect word. Competent, maybe. She seems close to Lore, though, so im pretty sure she doesn't trust me. I don't think he realizes I can tell he doesn't like me...

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Question for anyone and everyone, if you were offered godhood, would you accept?

And if you say yes, what would you be the Deity of and why?

Grian: hm. The idea of being immortal is actually a nightmare tbh, I dont think id be able to handle it. Probably not.

Pearl: maybe. I would probably be something space themed. Maybe the goddess of stars or something. Or I'd be like Artemis and be goddess of the moon. I would also accept goddess of doggies I like doggies :D

Jimmy: i might? Maybe god of, like, flowers. Or being a loser.

Joel: god of being the coolest person on earth. Or god of time or prophecy duh

Scott: i think id be a minor god of like the cold. Or gay people. Whatever id be id wanna be made a god by Aeor, probably

Lizzie: hmm... maybe... God of the ocean, Posideon style. That'd be cool. Im gonna wave you.

BigB: nah im good. If I did probably something Hestia like. God of the hearth or baking or something. God of traps

Martyn: God of time. Sorry not sorry joel thats my thing. Fuck off

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Hey Scott

How would you feel if Canary asked you out on a romantic date?

Or we'll, any of the vigilantes Ig, but mainly Canary

Scott: Canary? Oh, uh, I mean I don't know him very well but, uhm, he is kind of, ahem, attractive so... uh, I mean, I'd go. If it was a dinner date I'd get free food and who doesn't love free food?

Pearl: you're awfully red man

Scott: shut up no I'm not fuck you!!!

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Hey teachers! Question time!

What was your favourite subject to study when you were in school?

And if you had to teach a different subject to the one you teach now, what would it be?

(help i forgor to respond whoopsies)

Grian: hmm well biology was always my favorite, and I do love talking about it, so maybe that?

Scar: my favorite? Hmm... I dunno, I didnt really like any of the classes I took. I took FACS without my parents permission, I actually enjoyed that. Kinda sucked when they got mad at me but... whatever, I guess. Different subject to teach... I might do actual architecture. Like, more than just the history of it.

Cleo: Always was, like, earth sciences and geology, so maybe something like that.

Ren: theatre forever. Ugh, id have to? Maybe... ugh. I dunno. Uhm... band, I guess. My brother makes music, he's taught me a bit and if did enjoy it

Joe: I like all subjects :) history is the most important, but if I had to teach something else... maybe art with Cleo. Or language arts, introduce those kids to some good classics. Its important!

Pix: I was always a history nerd, but journalism was really fun. So journalism might be a good choice...

Xisuma: well, I mean, Im the principal but im being dragged into this today. Uhh.... I hated all my classes tbh. Maybe, like, engineering or something for teaching. I used to teach English before I became principal but I dont want to do it again so.

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man am just saying shit man whatever comes to my brian '

do backfilp

/j

i fear max blundder has my brains

tbh just say shit back if you really wanna know

thats what i would do

still out of character and genuinely in the kindest way possible im getting tired of the backflip asks, please if you wanna send something send something else. I'm not mad but its taking up time and energy with no "reward" that I dont mentally have the bandwidth for, just answering the same thing over and over and over again

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mann then uhmm do a backfilp while flying

Okay im gonna completely level with you out of character idk how the fuck you want me to answer these asks theyre dialogue responses man what am I supposed to do here tf