#ask hijinx

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Mimes in Your Area Want to Chat With You!

I'm feeling nostalgic, send in asks for Hijinx Gagyle and she'll respond to you with her unintelligible quirk. Message as whoever you want just make sure you clarify that the message is for Hijinx. I prolly won't do drawings for these.

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for hijinx: have any favorite clown songs? i really like carnival night zone (the one from noteblock specifically) +<l:O)

HA: Observe the provided hymn.

‟spInY bUrrOwmOlEs hAd nOt bEEn knOwn As An AllY tO hOlY trEAchErY, bUt fOUnd hErE wAs A tAstY fUnk thAt AbsOlUtElY EvErYOnE wIth A thInkpAn cOUld gEt dOwn wIth.¹⁴³⁵ sOmE fUcks EvEn mUmblEd ApprEcIAtAncEs lIkE "rEAllY fUckIng gOOd" And "cOOl As hOt bAlls".”

HA: Bequeath the gospel heresy as thanks.

‟It hAd bEEn sAId thAt whEn thE tImE cAmE wOrshIppErs wOUld gAthEr sIlEntlY, As wAs thEIr wAnt, nEAr A mElOdY ExpAndEr tO lIstEn.⁹⁹⁹⁹⁸¹ It wAs trUlY spIrItUAllY fUlfIllIng, bUt AlsO It wAs sIncErElY A cUntY jAm thAt mAnY AgrEEd cOmplEtElY pOppEd Off⁹⁹⁹⁹⁸² thE grEAt hArlEqUIns thEmsElvEs knEw thAt It wAs thIs sOng thAt thEY cOUld mOst gEt dOwn tO.⁹⁹⁹⁹⁸³”

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greetings to Hijinx!! could she be possibly interested in telling us all more about her lusus?? :о)

HA: Smile huge at the thought.

‟phIlOsOphErs And chArlAtAns AlIkE gAthErEd tO UndErstAnd thE pUrpOsE Of thIs crEAtUrE.⁸⁰¹² whY wOUld An AnImAl wIth sUch sIzE And pOwEr cArrY sUch A gEntlE tEmpErAmEnt?⁸⁰¹³ fOr whAt rEAsOn wAs thE bEAst gIftEd A hOsE UpOn Its fAcE If nOt tO shOwEr Its fOEs wIth nOnlEthAl slOppY shrApnEl?⁸⁰¹⁴”

You climb atop your beautiful lusus with acrobatic flair, quickly reaching to pet the patches of short fuzzy hair that annotate his thick skin. From below a concrete-colored brow you can spot a beautiful eye looking up at you lovingly.

Placing your hands in front of your waist you give a sudden tug to an IMAGINARY ROPE, yanking your WATERPROOF BIGTOP computer up to join you so you can resume your illegible expositing.

‟It wOUld bE OnlY rAtIOnAl tO prEsUmE thAt sUch A bEAst cOUld OnlY cArEtAkE A trOll UndEsErvIng Of AdUlt lIfE.⁸⁰¹⁵ thE sAvIng grAcE Of sUch rEAlItY Is thAt OnE cOUld nOt Ask fOr A mOrE lOvIng Or gOOd-hUmOrEd gUArdIAn In sUch A shOrt lIfEspAn.”

‟And sO thE LORD spOkE Of fUnnY bIg EArs And A prOUd trUmpEtIng sOUnd thAt All nEIghbOrIng rEspItEblOcks sUrElY AlsO ApprEcIAtEd.¹⁰¹⁰¹⁰¹”

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:(hello there. a fellow purpleblood asking h!j!nx here): :(! assume youre at least moderately rel!g!ous? with you wear!ng facepa!nt and all. any spec!f!c sect you belong to? personally ! dont really l!ke the clownchurch at all, but ! do wanna keep my m!nd open on th!ngs):

HA: Express your concern.

‟thE fIsh swAm dEEp bEnEAth thE lImEstOnE mOUth Of A rIvEr cAvE.¹⁴⁰⁹⁸ bElIEvIng thAt thE gArblEd EYEs Of thE pOtAtO trEEs cOUld nOt fOllOw thEm thErE.¹⁴⁰⁹⁹”

‟YEt As thEY swAm thEIr fIns brUshEd AgAInst fAmIlIAr rOOts. tAnglEd nEts thAt ExtEndEd fAr bEnEAth thE rIvErbEd.”

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

HA: Rephrase???

‟pErhAps At thE hEIght Of hEr mOst dElEctAblE hUbrIs thE hErEtIc cOUld fInd cOmmOn grOUnd wIth thOsE OthErs thAt rEjEctEd thEIr sAcrEd rEspOnsIbIlItY tO thE wIckEd bUskErs Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.⁰⁰⁰⁰”

‟bEnEAth thE pAlE mAsk wAs nEIthEr thE spIrIt Of cOmEdY Or trAgEdY, bUt A vOId thAt nO lOngEr dAncEd AcrOss thE stAgE At All.⁰⁰⁰⁰”

-- hydrostatAcquiescant [HA] attached the file [UNRELATED.MP3]

‟thErE OncE wAs A grOUp Or sElf-rIghtEOUs fEmAlE fOOls whO dIsrEspEctEd thE prOmIsE Of thE dArk cArnIvAl wIth An UnrEAlIstIc fOIlIng - "thE cUrtAInfAll HArlEqUInAdE". bUt thEIr lOvIng trAnsfOrmAtIvE hAUghtY IdEAs wErE stAmpEd OUt bY thE rIghtEOUs lAUgh Of thE trUE prOphEts.⁹⁹⁹⁸⁹”

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hello there clown girl.... HOW many balls can you keep airborne in tandem at once O-o

HA: Impress the stranger.

‟thE fOOl hAd rEvEAlEd thE EAsE wIth whIch hIs thInkpAn mAY bE lIftEd, fOr hE cOnsIdErEd nOt thE nUAncEs Of thE crAft.¹⁰¹”

‟mAxImUm jUgglAgE hAd bEEn knOwn bY hObbYIsts And mAstErs tO dEpEnd On thE stYlE And wEIght Of thE jUgglAblE.¹³³⁷ wAtEr bAllOOns wErE bEst fIt fOr thOsE whO prEfErrEd qUIck dIspOsAl AftEr A lOng nIght Of jUgglIng.”

‟OnE tImE shE jUgglEd sIx bAlls”

:X

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hi hijinx what do you love

HA: Recall the wicked apostle.

‟In hEr cOntEmpt fOr thE trUth thE hEAthEn fOUnd jOY In mAnY thIngs.⁶⁹⁶⁹”

‟gAmEs, thOUgh InItIAllY crEAtEd tO dUll thE sEnsEs Of UndEsIrAblE YOUng trOlls⁶⁹⁷⁰, InAdvErtEntlY brOUght hEr grEAt jOY.⁶⁹⁷¹”

‟sO tOO dId thE brIght smIlEs Of thE OthEr trOlls whO OccUpIEd hEr plAcE Of dwEllIng - vIlE dEn Of dIsrEspEct thAt It wAs.”

‟pErhAps thE grEAtEst vIctOrY Of hEr mOOd wAs whEn shE wOUld UttErlY prAnk thE shIt OUt Of sOmEOnE⁶⁹⁷² wIth A wAtEr cOntrAptIOn Or sOmE hErEtOfOrE UnsEEn cIrcUs bUllshIt.⁶⁹⁷³”

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While I'm very proud of the little reasons Hijinx writes the way she does, I also wanted her to be so opaque to balance out the fact that Hashyl's quirk is almost rare in conversation.

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Hi Hijinx I heard there is pipes there ( I totally do not see you behind the computer screen :] ) what’s it like living in a metal ?

‟pErhAps It wAs thE cOmpAnY thE hErEtIc AlrEAdY kEpt²²⁴³⁰, bUt shE wAs UnbOthErEd bY thE OmInOUs psUEdOsIght thE strAngE cOmmUnIcAtEUr bOAstEd.”

‟shE prOddEd blIthElY IntO thE dArknEss, A mIld cUrIOsItY pOsEssIng hEr.²²⁴³¹”

☛

WhEn pIpEs clAmbErEd Up cOmmUnAl hIvE stEms thEY OftEn sErvEd sOmE sOrt Of nEcEssArY pUrpOsE In AltErnIAn lIvIng Or lUsUs UpkEEp.¹⁹⁰⁰

whIlE It hAd bEEn frOwnEd Up tO AllOw rEsOUrcE-IntEnsIvE lUsII A prEsEncE On AltErnIA, sOmE ExcEptIOns wErE mAdE fOr bEAsts thAt OffErEd cOmpEnsAtOrY pOwEr.¹⁹⁰¹ OnE sUch spEcIEs wAs thE wIdE-EArEd snOthOArdEr - whO's rAw strEngth AlOnE wAs EnOUgh tO jUstIfY Its nEEd fOr An AmplE sUpplY Of wAtEr.”