#ask horatio

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@hamlet-prince-official @danishdanishprince there's two of them

Oh how lovely! Two Hamlets!

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It's pride month, you have to kiss Hamlet now

Oh, how wonderful!

Where is he?

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Alas, my good friends! My Dear Hamlet introduced me to this "web-site" here—I see there are many people on it!

I am Horatio—very close and trusted friend to The Prince of Denmark, and hopefully a poet or playwright someday. I do love telling stories.

I long to speak with the assembly—do place letters in my "virtual" mailbox. I shall answer to the best of mine ability doth allow.

I shall go now, as Hamlet calls for me—he requested for me to meet him in his chambers so we may converse. I shall answer you all when I return—Adieu!

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it is. it is true. i just couldnt say it in that moment. forgive me. i am quite gay for you

- @danishdanishprince

I am afraid... well... tis true on my part as well, dear Hamlet. I find myself quite fascinated by you—tis foolish to devote so much of one's life to another human being, yet, I cannot seem to devote mine own life to anything other than you. The mere thought of you is enough to ward off sleep—I find myself lying awake thinking of you. I—oh, tis quite foolish, Hamlet... thou doth make such a lovesick fool of me.

Returning to school is the last thing on my mind anymore. I am quite contented to stay in Denmark for as long as thy family shall have me—it doth make mine heart ache to ponder the thought of leaving your side. I—well... I find myself hoping I shall spend the rest of my life with you. Only if you should desire me to, of course. Doth thou...? I—oh, do not tell me... pray thee, I do not want to know. The very thought of a negative answer inflicts me with such pain that I fear I shall die... this very moment.

I have been inflicted with such a curse for months, my sweet prince. I apologize most sincerely for now burdening thine ears with it, especially in such an unceremonious and poorly worded manner. I pray you can forgive me.

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What shall I do if he is doomed after all?

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Your boyfriend @danishdanishprince is doomed by the narative sorry bro

Doomed...? By what narrative? Thou speakest as if we are in a story of some kind!

Thankfully, as we are not in a story, there is no narrative to doom him. I pray, do stop telling me such sorrowful things.

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I like you Horatio so I'm giving you a cat

Here

*cat*

Oh! Um... much thanks! I do wonder, however...

@danishdanishprince My dear Hamlet, would thine Uncle have any objection to me keeping this cat? If not, what shall we name it?

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which one gets pregnant, you or hamlet?

I would imagine... Hamlet? What?