L&L MC! You know what you should play with the peoples from your game? Fuck Marry Kill! August would explode and we all love to see that
“The rest of our party is away on a mission, but Iseul had free time to spare!” [shoulder bumps him] “I will begin! So where might I fall on this list?”
“Wait… that’s not how you pla-“
[Everyone says “Wed”, as Altea smiles widely at the admissions]
“I dare ask, what might you all consider me?”
[Everyone agrees on different versions of sexual relations with her, as Helena blushes furiously]
‘Not so long ago, we all would have ventured towards “Slay”. Presently, I cannot deny your feline-like tendencies and feminine curvatures.’ [He winks at her, making Helena blush again]
‘I am aware of Altea & Helena fancying the lasses, so I take no wound or ill will at not being in their “Bed” or “Wed” categories. MC, I think, would have me either way.’ [looks her over slowly, smiling smugly when he reaches her face] “And I would gladly oblige, Milady.”
[blushes and coughs once, before speaking] “Thanks, I… um… I’m sure it’s just you that feels that way though.” [looks at the other women to confirm]
[Altea shakes her head while blushing a little, while Helena locks eyes and also shakes her head, agreeing with Iseul instead]
[goes wide eyed and blushes harder, desperate to get the attention off of her] “Altea said she would totally do your Mom, Iseul!”
“Leave Mother out of this folly, or I shall leave henceforth!” [tosses pillows, booing at MC, while everyone laughs]
“MC!!” [blushes and clears throat] ‘Be that as it may, all accounted for fall into “Wed” and/or… “Bed” columns. But who, pray tell, might we “Slay” then?’
[All of them at the exact same time] “The Witch Queen.”
[sneezes] “Why do I feel that I am the subject of someone’s jest somewhere.” [narrows eyes disdainfully]