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are u GAY

wWHat???? ha WHAT ME?! GAY?! nO I'm nott g....no! NO1

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I love

Thank you

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Three characters you think of when you think if me: Loki, Naruto, and Joss Carter

I don't know who Joss Carter is, but I am honored nonetheless.

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nayroots

my “FOREVER” pairing: SHIKATEMA the only straight ship i will feel passionate about

my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood): sasunaru i guess, my hatred of sasuke overrides my need for angsty homosexuals

my “friends-with-benefits” pairing: jiraiya and tsunade tbh, i headcanon that they got married a long time ago and never told anyone

my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”): sasunaru for sure, if sasuke was at least 5% less of a dick, this would have a shot

my “hate sex” pairing: kakuhida all the way every day 

my “working on it” pairing: i honestly have no idea

my favorite threesome / poly ship: i could go for naruto/sai/gaara tbh

my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship: naruto and sakura. they are like siblings at this point and dont need to be romantically involved

my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing: sasunaru, if it happens whatever but idk anymore

my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing: shinokiba and kakuhida are my main crack pairings

my endgame pairing: narugaara has worked its way into my heart and planted its seeds. i would very much like this pairing to happen

my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing: SASUNARU BECAUSE NARUTO DOESN'T STOP

my “settling for second choice” pairing: mmmm itachi and kisame i guess. they're kinda gay, i could dig it

my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing: orochimaru and kabuto kind of...well they're that pairing that no one wants to talk about, but we all know is there

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homosuck

my “FOREVER” pairing: i'm a big gay rat for johnkat tbh, it's just SUCH an amazing ship no matter what you do with it.

my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood): sollux and aradia is always good, but im not super passionate about it

my “friends-with-benefits” pairing: ???? no one, this always goes horribly wrong

my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”): dave/terezi but i still have hopes, i will not give up on this ship

my “hate sex” pairing: erisol, i know it's pretty much everyone's but i will always love that blackrom

my “working on it” pairing: again, dave/terezi. i am praying

my favorite threesome / poly ship: uhhhh i suck at these but i could actually work with eridan, fef, and sollux? idc

my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship: karkat and kanaya, they are such a wonderful pale ship

my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing: kankri/cronus, i love it in theory but it would be the WORST ship possible, like if you pulled rotten maggot infested garbage out of the bottom of a moldy garbage can it wouldn't be as bad as this ship

my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing: would ms. paint and jack be considered crack? that's canon. everything in homosuck is canon

my endgame pairing: rosemary god bless that ship it is immortal

my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing: i have no idea, johnkat? maybe? who cares

my “settling for second choice” pairing: karkat <> terezi, it's a very middle school ship but i'd like to see their conflict resolved

my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing: dirkjake, im kind of sick of this pairing but it haunts me

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did you REALLY send meghan shit in a box??? thats soooo messed up what the fuck is wrong with you?

Okay look, I’m really not proud of the fact that I did that, but I should get to tell my side of the story too.

So on Sunday night, I went out shopping with some friends and bought this SUPER cute outfit. Like, I looked really good for once and I don’t have ANY cute clothes at all. So of course I sent some pics to Meghan for her to see!

And I’m sorry, but she was SO rude and mean about my outfit! She obviously didn’t like it, but she kept making really poor comments about it, even after I asked her to stop. I know she was joking, but it just made me feel really bad! Maybe that’s petty, but whatever.

So I did something TOTALLY 100% stupid and awful. My mom had some liquor in the cabinet and I drank it. Like, a lot of it kind of. And I got drunk. I’ll admit it! But I was still really, really upset, so yeah, I used the bathroom in a plastic bag, put it in a cardboard box, labeled it, and set it out on my kitchen table (I couldn’t get to the post office obviously.)

And I wasn’t even gonna send it! But my mom saw it the next day in the morning and asked me what it was. What the fuck was I gonna tell her? “Oh, sorry Mom, I accidentally put some shit in a box and was gonna ship it off, but nevermind!” So I had a hangover and no alibi, and yeah, I was still mad about Meaghan! 

I ended up shipping the box and I was gonna play it all off as a joke, but Meaghan got super pissed about it anyway and broke up with me. That’s the story.

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bish i luh u

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