You've Fallen Victim to the Old Razzle Dazzle

rat | 31 | he/him | "What the f*** is the Matrix about?" Hidan said.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[wizardarchetypes]

Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats, by Sir Michael Rocks

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[toskarinfr]

[princessslea]

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

[egberts]

[pipshinwhatever]

ohhhhhhhhhh it's a metaphor

[pipshinwhatever]

but for what

[freshlytoastedmarshy]

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[senatortedcruz]

Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[penny-anna]

spider man would have a tumblr i think

[penny-anna]

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

[penny-anna]

#i agree if we’re talking spider verse peter#a peter old enough to have read homestuck back in its heyday#that feels right to me

spider man occasionally jumpscares people on posts talking about him and also on posts about Homestuck

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[gubeachdiaries]