#ask jenny

[preservationofnormalcy]

what wwas that all about?

Hey, sorry about all that; Norm is hooked into the help desk server, so when the infovore overloaded his scrambler, who knows what kinda stuff might have poured out! You probably got a mix of memories, dreams, and nightmares there.

Looks like the infovore burned itself out when it did whatever overloaded Norm though, which is good, because as much as I like Hazel, helping in Archival is always a scary prospect because of her boss.

Better than being around an infovore, though; they make Zetan heads explode.

Eugh, worse than what I imagined.

Yeah, Grandpa says it's got to do with latent psychic fields or something, the way we exchange information in packets of memory and emotion.

For what it's worth, Jennster, of all the people I'd like to see explode, you're not one of them.

Thanks, bud, you're on the non-exploding shortlist yourself.

Anyhoo, Norm's fine, we did a remote reset on his hardware, and he's taking it easy today. I made him a cup of lavender chamomile tea. It's, uh, he can't drink it, which in retrospect should have been obvious, but he says the steam feels nice. We're back to business as usual 'round these parts!

This backlog is gonna kill me, did you see those Mainstay people sent in like forty-five reports?

[rockonlavender]

do you think we will get a sex/intimate scene between fexi? euphoria is such a sexed up show and they're not afraid of showing it, but for some reason i feel like they might not have one given the circumstances?

It really all depends on Maude and Angus comfort. They could do it with subtle shots without showing full on nudity. I mean, I guess they could if done well, I can imagine Fez wanting to have sex with Lexi to “feel”. “Lexi, I need you.. I need to feel something….” not in gaslighting way because but more angsty need and plead. But that wouldn’t be their first time. It’s hard to say since s3 is up in the air for all plots. I would like to see them have sex for the first time done in a subtle way, with bare back shots, shots of them taking each other clothes off or just seeing their hands on each other’s skin, and them waking up to one of their cell going off and we see they’re both nude under the covers.

I just want to see it.

[saiyanandproud]

What if Cooler found Mariko on the street again and asked her out to lunch?

these two are so cute together

Honestly? She'd hyperventilate and be super nervous throughout the whole lunch. Despite her big appetite, she'd struggle to take a bite out of awkwardness! Although, given @amiz06-certified-b1mb0 story and headcanons, I think Cooler wouldn't be so daring to the point of being seen in public with a fan. He wouldn't ruin the family reputation like that!

[myemergence]

Rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you, and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

I have a bunch, so I'll organize them by ship/fandom.

911: Buck/Eddie

Take me Back to the Start

Muscle Your Way to my Heart

Crime AU

Kinder AU

That Tree’s Not Fitting in This House

911: Buck/Josh

Roommates

911 Lonestar: Judd/Grace

Cuffed

Trapped

I Would Wait a Thousand Years

Schitt’s Creek: Patrick/David

If by Chance

911/Rookie Crossover

Christmas Crossover Draft

Tagging a few mutuals who might want to play along @benjaminrussell @siriuslyjamie @depthandcharacter @firstdegreefangirl - but would love to see anyone play along, I want a peek at your WIPs

[zobinclarke]

OK a basic: Zoey, Max, Simon, Tobin, Mo

Basic but making life difficult I see lol.

1. Zoey

2. Zoey

3. Zoey.....jk jk

Real answer:

1. Zoey - duh I love her

2. Mo - everyone needs a friend like mo

3. Max - because he’s a damn good friend, plus he cute

4. Simon - damn he fine, and very sweet

5. Tobin - I didn’t want Tobin at the bottom of the list because I LOVE HIM. His character growth the last few episodes has really made me like him. I hated him when I started the show but I’ve grown to love him lol

[preservationofnormalcy]

[preservationofnormalcy]

Hi! I was visiting my grandparents' graves and fed a crow that was hanging around there some food and now I see it in my dreams and it follows me across great distances? It's almost certainly magic or something, but am I gonna die? I think crows are related to death, right?

Good news, you're probably not going to die! The association of crows with death is actually relatively mundane in nature; essentially, they would usually gather where armies were massing because they knew "a bunch of humans in shiny clothes gathering on either side of a ravine means this place is about to become an all-you-can-eat buffet," so people, mistaking cause and effect, ascribed portentous death powers to them.

Noospheric stuff is always a little metacausal.

That's not to say they aren't magical of course. Crows are extremely magical, and extremely intelligent. By feeding this crow, you've made an ally, possibly for life (or multiple lifetimes, if the hearsay about crows passing down debts and grudges to their brood is true)

Which leads to the kind of bad news; you have a magical creature with a sharp intellect and little respect for the laws of human society acting as your protector. It's probably going to start stealing things to give to you, and there's not a lot you can do about that, besides trying to communicate with it next time it shows up in your dreams.

Enjoy your new friend. Or fear them! It could go either way at this point.

[preservationofnormalcy]