#ask khoshekh

[khoshekh]

Greetings, beloved cat entity! I just wanted to say I was so happy to hear that you've recovered and have since returned to your rightful place of floating 4 feet above the ground in the radio station men's bathroom. Were you excited to be reunited with your babies? And do you have any plans in the works for revenge on Strex? Again, welcome back!

why yes I do have a lot of plans up my metaphorical sleeve. but weather Cecil decides to use them or not I can't say (some of them might be too violent for him). Also I am very happy to see the kittens' first kill. I will undoubtedly be waiting for more victims

[khoshekh]

Khoshek, I am so very, very glad to hear that you are recovering from your injuries. I also wish you swift and bountiful vengeance against those that sought to diminish your greatness.

ah yes, thank you powderedtoooastman. I'm sure it would be even swifter if you joined me and Cecil. We can't defeat Strex without an army. I guarantee you that there will be r̸̺͗̔̍ͥ̓̇ͨ̓ẹ̵̞̦̺͍ͤ͒ͥͧ̑̃̎v̷͎̱ͤ̿͑ͯͫ̐̓̽ẽ͕̭͕̜͖͓̗̑ͣ̅ͣ̈́͌͘͘n̹͚̻͍͔̩̪̠ͯ̆̄̀͘͞g̯̪̈́̓e͆̍͛̓̈́͛͡҉̝̤͙͔͎͍̣.

[askkhoshekh]

The Science Diet: Low Calorie cat food is stunting the growth of my kitten army. This needs to be remedied.

Also, Cecil has been talking at me non stop about his date with the scientist.

[askkhoshekh]

An odd hum can be heard just outside the men's bathroom. I'm not sure what it is, but it is disturbing my naps.

Also, it is causing kitten #5 to go into strange seizing fits.

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The little sidebar tab thing is telling my that twenty (20) of you are now following me and this investigative blog.

Good. The plan is

PURGED

meantime, that water is still hovering and.... No. No it's not.

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Kitten #3 is hovering exceptionally high today. Or maybe he's always hovered that high. I can never tell. 

I am interested to see how they will solve the problem of feeding each individual kitten. 

[askkhoshekh]

It has recently come to my attention that I am incapable of spelling my own name. 

This short coming has been corrected and the intern responsible for bringing this to my attention has been removed from existance  rewarded properly.

I must remind you also, that I am a cat and that keyboards were not designed for paws.

[askkhoshekh]

i understand cats may have trouble with keys, but i think someone called joseph fink told me your name was spelled "khoshekh"

Also being a cat, I have no concept of written human language. Your “correction" and the mention of this “Joseph Fink" will be taken into consideration.