#ask lapidot

[maplebear-tblr]

Peri, why are you squeaking…?

Lapis: Peridot?

[…] Lapis: Periiii…?

[Lapis finds Peridot hunched over a Nintendo 3DS] [Peridot squeals as her Mii islander version of Lapis asks ‘P3R1D0T’s lookalike’ for help asking the other Mii islander called P3R1D0T out on a date]

Peridot: [in a hushed shout] YES YES YE-

Lapis: Peri, why are you squeaking…? [Lapis peers over Peridot’s shoulder to try catch a glimpse of the game screen]

[Peridot’s heart hit rock bottom against the floor of her stomach. Feverishly, she flipped the 3DS case shut and bolted out of the barn, hoping Lazuli wouldn’t chase after her.]

lmfao

lord have mercy peridot

[asklapidot4clods]

Hey Peri... *Flirtatious tone* Wanna go to the movies *Winks*

Peridot: Nope, nope, nope, nope. *Backs away from Anon and behind Lapis* Bad idea Anon very very bad idea.

Lapis: What’s is movies? *Visible confusion*

Peridot: *Whispers to Lapis he was asking her out and also what the movies are*

Lapis: *Picks Peridot up and squishes her* Mine...

Peridot: *Smiles Happily* 

[maplebear-tblr]

“Ask us anything!”

Lapis and Peridot are eager to hear your questions!! (Or atleast Peri is… Lapis is tagging along to keep her barnmate happy)

please send in your questions and specify that it is for lapidot to have your favourite duo respond 💚💙

[asklapidot4clods]

Who's the big spoon?

Lapis: Well Peri mostly uses my body like a pillow so there isn’t really a big spoon… Peridot: I like using you as a pillow it’s comfortable plus your snoring is fun to listen to. *Poindexter laugh*

Lapis: I’m a pillow… *Smiles down at Peridot*

Peridot: But theoretically if for some reason I fell asleep facing away from Lapis she would probably take on the role of the big spoon… and that is because she is taller not because she is the dominant one!Lapis: *Kisses Peridot quickly* You talk too much. *Has a snarky look on her face*

[asklapidot4clods]

Aww, Peridot!!! You're like a cute little slice of pie!!!!

Lapis: Great.. here we go again..

Peridot: 8(≧Д≦)8 NO I’M NOT! I AM NOT LITTLE NOR AM I CUTE! I AM A DANGEROUS CRYSTAL GEM WARRIOR AND AN INTELLECTUAL GENIUS WHO MADE JASPER POOF! ALSO, ONLY LAPIS CAN CALL ME CUTE! YOU CLOD! *Angrily moves fists up and down while continuing to rant yell*

Lapis: Uhuh.. buuuut.. you are small and cute.. *Picks Peridot up and holds her in the air*

Peridot: LAZULI PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK SMALL!

Lapis: You are small you dork.. *Snuggles Peridot*

[asklapidot4clods]

Who wears the pants in the relationship or who basically makes the decisions?

Peridot: W-what’s that supposed to m-mean? I make decisions! Iliterally wear pants Lapis just started!

Lapis: *picksPeridot up and nuzzles her neck and in a flat voice* I do.

Peridot:*Blushes* Lies!

Lapis: Hm, you sure you wanna do this Peridot? *Raised an eyebrow*

 Amethyst from a distance: From what I heard recently Lapis tops!

Peridot:*Blushes even Brighter* I-

Lapis: *kisses Peridot’s neck* Hell yeah >:p

Peridot: … *Hides face in Lapis’s shoulder* Next question…

[asklapidot4clods]

Who tought Peridot how to make text emoticons?

Lapis: *Shrugs* I don’t know, she most likely taught herself is my guess, seeing how she’s good with tech.Peridot: o(^-^)b Yup, I taught myself. However, for some text related meep morps or Emoticons as you call them, a series of text characters/symbols from various different types of language keyboards are needed to make a decent amount of said Emoticons.

[asklapidot4clods]

Ask blog online

Peridot: Haha! Lapis! I’ve figured out how to work this account! Now ask us stuff you clods! I the great and lovable Peridot demand it! Lapis: Yeah, we would appreciate questions as it would be nice to see what you people are wondering about.