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@asklapidot4clods
Hey Peri... *Flirtatious tone* Wanna go to the movies *Winks*
Peridot: Nope, nope, nope, nope. *Backs away from Anon and behind Lapis* Bad idea Anon very very bad idea.
Lapis: What’s is movies? *Visible confusion*
Peridot: *Whispers to Lapis he was asking her out and also what the movies are*
Lapis: *Picks Peridot up and squishes her* Mine...
Peridot: *Smiles Happily*
Aww, Peridot!!! You're like a cute little slice of pie!!!!
Lapis: Great.. here we go again..
Peridot: 8(≧Д≦)8 NO I’M NOT! I AM NOT LITTLE NOR AM I CUTE! I AM A DANGEROUS CRYSTAL GEM WARRIOR AND AN INTELLECTUAL GENIUS WHO MADE JASPER POOF! ALSO, ONLY LAPIS CAN CALL ME CUTE! YOU CLOD! *Angrily moves fists up and down while continuing to rant yell*
Lapis: Uhuh.. buuuut.. you are small and cute.. *Picks Peridot up and holds her in the air*
Peridot: LAZULI PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK SMALL!
Lapis: You are small you dork.. *Snuggles Peridot*
Who's the big spoon?
Lapis: Well Peri mostly uses my body like a pillow so there isn’t really a big spoon… Peridot: I like using you as a pillow it’s comfortable plus your snoring is fun to listen to. *Poindexter laugh*
Lapis: I’m a pillow… *Smiles down at Peridot*
Peridot: But theoretically if for some reason I fell asleep facing away from Lapis she would probably take on the role of the big spoon… and that is because she is taller not because she is the dominant one!Lapis: *Kisses Peridot quickly* You talk too much. *Has a snarky look on her face*
Who wears the pants in the relationship or who basically makes the decisions?
Peridot: W-what’s that supposed to m-mean? I make decisions! Iliterally wear pants Lapis just started!
Lapis: *picksPeridot up and nuzzles her neck and in a flat voice* I do.
Peridot:*Blushes* Lies!
Lapis: Hm, you sure you wanna do this Peridot? *Raised an eyebrow*
Amethyst from a distance: From what I heard recently Lapis tops!
Peridot:*Blushes even Brighter* I-
Lapis: *kisses Peridot’s neck* Hell yeah >:p
Peridot: … *Hides face in Lapis’s shoulder* Next question…
Describing your partner
Lapis: Excuse me have you seen something small and green possibly running around on all fours manipulating metal or perhaps screaming in anger?
Random person: What the hell kind of pet do you have lady?
Lapis: I'm not describing my pet, I'm describing my girlfriend. My pet is a sentient pumpkin.
Don't mess with her - Overprotective GF continued
Peridot: *Runs to Lapis in tears*
Peridot: Lapis!
Lapis: Peri what's wrong?
Peridot: They took my tablet!
Peridot: *Cries into Lapis pointing at a group of people*
Lapis: *Growls picking Peridot up and flying over to the group*
Lapis: Hey!
Lapis: *Snatches the tablet back and hands it to Peridot*
Random Jerk: You better give that back if you k-
Random Jerk: *Gets blasted back by water that shoots out of a fountain*
Lapis: No you better listen if you know what's good for you. I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with my partner again I'll go into a state of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy safe place and I will drown you with every single drop of water this planet has!
Lapis: *Lifts up the surrounding ocean to make a point*
Overprotective GF
Peridot: *Trips over a rock*
Peridot: Owww!
Lapis: *Appears and lands in seconds*
Lapis: What happened?! Why did you scream?! Did someone hurt you?!
Peridot: No, I'm fine I just tripped on a rock is-
Lapis: *Summoning to massive water hands*
Lapis: WHICH ROCK?!
Peridot: *Blinks and then points to the rock*
Peridot: That o-
Lapis: *Slams both water fists into the rock, breaking it into bits, which she then sends flying into the ocean*
Peridot: ... Thank you.
If Any of you guys are Violentine shippers you should check out my other blog I share with my friend.
https://askviolentine.tumblr.com/
Peridot's approach to learning about Lapis
Peridot: *Peridot in bushes with binoculars and camouflage* Observation log 014 on the subject Lapis Lazuli.
Lapis: *Reads in a lounge chair*
Peridot: It seems that my older companion enjoys the contents of various different books as Steven calls them. In order for me to gain a proper understanding, I must gain an understanding myself which will require a superior vantage point.
Peridot: *Starts army crawling from bush to bush before getting sprayed by a sprinkler* AHHH!
Lapis: Peridot what- *See's camouflage and spy gear* Were you stalking me again?
Peridot: Stalking? I would never I was simply partaking in the intense research of an individual!
Lapis: That's exactly what stalking is! Now, why were you doing it?
Peridot: ... Because I love you... *Nervously grins*
Lapis: ... *Sighs* You are so lucky that I love you too.
I’m back!
Mod: Sorry guys I’ve been busy with college but I am back now and ready to go.
Some people have pets...
Lapis: *Reading a book next to Pearl and Amethyst*
Peridot: *Bursts into room wearing a Narwhal onesie* LAPIS!
Lapis: *Starts to look up* Do you need something Per- *Freezes upon seeing the onesie*
Peridot: I'M A NARWHAL!
Lapis: … Why?
Peridot: Because! *Plays the Narwhal Song and dances*
Pearl: *Shifts uncomfortably* Is this... normal?
Lapis: *Looks at Pearl with a sigh* You know how some people have pets for entertainment?
Pearl: Yes?
Lapis: Well I have a girlfriend...
Pearl: So what's Pumpkin?
Lapis: Emotional support...
Jaspis is my OTP, but this blog is pretty swell!
Mod: Aww thanks. Sorry this is so late I appreciate you being civil and supportive of this blog despite having a different OTP. I’ve been rather busy with college hence why I’ve been sort of inactive on here and why I’m responding or answering you this late.
Introducing someone to your moody GF
Peridot: Nah Lapis is harmless she loves making friends.
Random stranger: *Looks at Lapis* …
Lapis: *Looks back with a blank expression* I may look calm, but in my mind I’ve killed you three times.
Peridot: *Sweats nervously* So you uh wanna meet Pumpkin?
Peridot: Hey Lapis!
Lapis: What?
Peridot: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Lapis: …
Peridot: Thunderwear!
Lapis: *Stares at Peridot for a few seconds before sighing and patting her on the head.*
couch potatoes near the fireplace
I want them to have a proper reunion moment so bad…
the dream team™
