#ask legs

[lexiuno]

i didn't fall for sidon because he's obnoxious and overrated. his fanbase is the worst. disguting group of people who only want to fuck him. yuck.

Uhhh Idk about the others but I don’t really want to fuck him bc hes a fish man and also a video game character but I love him so please don’t insult my husband :’(

[lexiuno]

how the fuck are you actually so cute and your make up?? ??? i hope you feel better though--

omfg thanks kjkffjffj ily <3

[patellapun]

-Throws eggs and bacon all over legs- "I need breakfast hold up"

I put burning egg on my leg for the sake of a joke…

[patellapun]

will you marry me

you could at least take me to dinner first.

[patellapun]

b-but your head placed right on your butt do you realize this guy?! *flustrated sounds*

nothing wrong with bone, kiddo.

[patellapun]

[patellapun]

Who has sexier legs? Mettaton or legsans?

Mettaton by far.

I mean I don’t want to brag, my legs can be pretty nice sometimes, but it’s not like I care about what I look like.

[patellapun]

Where are you organs? How are you alive??

I’m a skeleton, I don’t have organs.

As for the other question… magic?