Legs

[patellapun]

-Throws eggs and bacon all over legs- "I need breakfast hold up"

I put burning egg on my leg for the sake of a joke…

[patellapun]

will you marry me

you could at least take me to dinner first.

[patellapun]

* You hear a soft ‘Nyeh Heh Heh’ from behind you …

I’m sorry but your brother is terrifying

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nah, he’s really cool and nice actually.

(( anybody would be scary rising slowly behind you in the darkness ))

[patellapun]

Paparmus

(( Slegs ))

[patellapun]

it’s my bro, papyrus! 

for the sake of simplicity though, all you guys out there can refer to him as arms.

[patellapun]

b-but your head placed right on your butt do you realize this guy?! *flustrated sounds*

nothing wrong with bone, kiddo.

[patellapun]

[patellapun]

Who has sexier legs? Mettaton or legsans?

Mettaton by far.

I mean I don’t want to brag, my legs can be pretty nice sometimes, but it’s not like I care about what I look like.

[patellapun]

Where are you organs? How are you alive??

I’m a skeleton, I don’t have organs.

As for the other question… magic?

[patellapun]

mmm hot hot legs

[patellapun]

Can you dance... ya dang monstrosity

[patellapun]

You're beautiful, Legs.

[patellapun]

*finally! i'm taller than someone! {Biscuit starts dansing}

[patellapun]

(( Say hello to Legsans, but you can just call him Legs... Or anything really. He’ll chat, answer questions, anything. ))