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[lexiuno]

if you see me start to post enstars hypnosis mic content mind your business pls LOL

[lexiuno]

Omfg also 18+ advised I should prob say that somewhere 😭 I have had this bad boy since I was a kid I am absolutely mindless on this site

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

[spacemancharisma]

[queen-mihai]

Oh shit it's Tuesday!

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[woman-becomer]

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises

[notahorseindisguise]

blocked my bitch ex husband on everything but hes on the communications team at wikipedia so he's still finding ways to contact me

[drexelian]

hey, uh. what the shit

[charlesoberonn]

[inthefallofasparrow]

This means that if two enemy pawns stop face-to-face with each other, they both become immobilized, stuck in place, staring into each other's eyes for the rest of the game. The spell can only be broken when another piece kills one of them, at which point the other can mindlessly return to the combat. Were they shell-shocked? Love-struck? We can but speculate.

[throathole]

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

[coastal-mangos-one]

[slonekaru]

Me only scrolling down enough to see the first photo: they should fuck about it

Scrolling down further: oh they are fucking about it. Excellent!

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

[justsomeguycore]

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

[justsomeguycore]

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

[theprimeministerofamerica]

[important-animal-images]

[freakslut420]

lets take shelter under mama

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[nando161mando]

[villainessbian]

[leg-stealing-bee]

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

[leg-stealing-bee]

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

[sadspectre]

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

[hobbit-feels]

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

[pansexualpasta]

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[blessedchaosgod]

these are the real traditions

[babushkaat]