Why is OMGChad's Hair So Red?
Okay let me just check my ask box...
Jimmy my flippin' TIMBERS, okay okay! Apparently there's some Chappers out there who's got hair redder than a baboon's favourite red balloon. BUT WHO IS THIS GUY?! Time for some ENHANCED INTEROGATION, Straight from the source!
Having no luck in that route, I headed straight to my PokeMindcrack-dex to find the answer to this vexom minx
My god... of course! How could I be so dumbo? OMG-Chadus, one of the rarest and reddest mindcrackers out there! But how did his hair get so not blue? So awkward yellow and opposite green? It could have been anything!
From a classroom experience in school...
To a life-changing day out...
To a tragedy at his first day at work...
Or even a simple mistake in a music shop!
But no, we all know the real reason. It happened far in the past, when CHoD made a deal with the devil. In exchange for stellar LP skillz and the ability to assemble weekly recap videos, Taz was cursed! Cursed to become a flame haired red machine that LPs by day... and serves REDHOT JUSTICE BY NIGHT, for this man, this myth, this monster...
is GHOST REDDER
Hope that answers your question Anons and Iswearit'snotanigloowellthenwhatisitabloodycoldwaterdome?
-Lit "Flamehead" Zippo
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