#ask maleficent

[askthefairestqueen]

Professor Locksley, do you have a spare moment to talk?

For you, Professor Doryu, I could spare more than a moment.

[askthedarkestheart]

Hey Mal ,would you ever hurt lily ?

I’m offended that you think me capable of harming her. I'm not the monster you seem to see me as.

[askthedarkestheart]

So, how did you and Lily manage to stay in Storybrooke rather than being sent to Hyperion Heights with everyone else?

I’m not sure what you’re talking about, hidden one, and I’m not sure I want to. I haven’t "managed" to do anything but avoid whatever nonsense Regina and the Charmings have gotten themselves into of late.

((ooc: since we haven't seen Mal as of the wibbly wobbly timey wimey nonsense that's gone on this season, I can't really play her in relation to the HH plot, so she's just as we last saw her in canon: chillin' in Storybrooke with Lily.))

[askthedarkestheart]

How are you and your daughter?

We’ve taken over Storybrooke and instituted a totalitarian dragon regime.

No, not really, we’re fine. In truth, this town is rather boringly idyllic. It’s difficult to be anything but infuriatingly happy.

[askthedarkestheart]

I'm happy that you and Lily got to be together and not be bothered by all these problems the town has had since you met her.

Yes, I quite concur. I count my blessings I’m not Regina or Rumple right in the thick of that insanity.

[askthedarkestheart]

When we grey faces tell you information, how much do you actually believe us?

That, my dear, depends on the context. Usually what you hidden ones have to say is so absurd…

But, then again, everything in this town is inherently absurd. The most reasonable messages tend to be the most dubious.

[askthedarkestheart]

I miss a great deal of the elegant aesthetic of the Enchanted Forest, hidden one.

However, I've grown quite fond of my attire in this realm as well.

[askthemistressofallevil]

I do assume that you will unleash all of the shit on anyone who tries to harm Lily?

Naturally.