She Looks Like Me

Greetings, my dears. I am here to answer your questions, if I feel like answering them of course. I prefer to be called Maleficent, never beast. Current Ranking: Resurrected dears. It's good to be back. Lilith is with me now.

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A Farewell (for now)

Hey my baby dragons, how are you all? Good? Good. With a deep and saddened heart, I’m sadly leaving this amazing group of people to move on with my life. I know that I’ve gotten to know so many wonderful people and made friends in this place and I just cannot imagine my life without you guys but it’s time to drop my OUAT hat and find other things I’m passionate about. This group was my first RPG group and this experience with everyone will be treasured and never forgotten. I first came here as the first Zelena of the group, I got a big fan base quite quickly and then she died and I came back as Mal. But my love for this show is gone, just gone and I don’t want to half-ass a character just for the sake of having the character. God, like I can’t believe I’m typing these words.

But the fun times are over and with a deep and sad heart, I want to say goodbye. Goodbye to the anons who made this blog so popular with almost 400 followers. Goodbye to the people who got off anon and interacted with me. YOU guys are the reason this has been so much fun.

@askqueenelsaofarendelleouat  Girl I love you. You’re an amazing Elsa and gosh I’m just.... I’ll miss talking about stupid silly things with you. I’ll miss you so so sos so sos so so much. Jesus.

@ask-savior-emma Ugh god, Liz. I’ll miss being your evil mommy that was separated from you too early. You’ve been an amazing person and I’m so glad I got to have the fun times I did with you. We barely interacted IC but OOC... gosh those were amazing.

@askthedarkimp AL! MY VICTIM AND FRIEND! Our interactions as Rumple and Zelena and then Mal came in and oh god! We played off each other so well and I enjoyed interacting with you so much! By far you’ve inspired me to be so much better at RPing and you’ve changed my RP style as well. I look up to you.

@ask-lovelybelle I love love love love love you hun. You’re the sweetest most kindest person I’ve ever met and I just. I love you and Belle so so so so so so much. You’re the best Belle and Aurora there is.

@ask-charming-david THE ORIGINAL ELSA AND THE BEST CHARMING THERE IS! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND GOD I’M GOING TO MISS YOU! YOU’RE JUST.... words cannot explain how much this... (sigh)

@ask-lilypage My sweet sweet five seconds of paternity and amazing Anna. Keep up the good work and know that even though I’m not staying, that it doesn’t mean the Kayla’s arent apart. Remember? The amazing duo? Serena and Blair 5ever.

And anyone that I missed, please dont take it personally, I love you all. I love the whole group ok? I’ll miss everyone and don’t be a stranger, I’ll still participate by sending in questions and what not to everyone! Love you all and kisses!

-Kayla/Mal.

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how old are you?

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favorite color?

Purple mixed in with black. Adds a little depth and well… evil to my get up.

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How many grandbabies do you want from Lily? 1? 2? 10? 50? 500?

As many as my child wants. It is her body after all, wouldn’t want to take that right away from her.

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I destroy…everything I touch. You seriously think I’d want to bring a child into this…this darkness?

you must be joking.

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You haven't destroyed us quiet yet.

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are you sure you don't know who Lily's father is?

Why should I?

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Shove off, Anon. This isn’t something you’d understand.

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If you want to know who he is dear... it is up to you. 

Whatever you decide i will support, I just hope you realize that.

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are you sure you don't know who Lily's father is?

Why should I?

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How many grandbabies do you want from Lily? 1? 2? 10? 50? 500?

As many as my child wants. It is her body after all, wouldn’t want to take that right away from her.

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Did you ever host massive parties in that ballroom of yours? Presumably you didn't build it/inherit it/steal it from someone just to throw Prince Charming across the room? It was presumably built for some reason, right?

I did not steal to get this castle. The previous owners were on their way to death and I simply… helped them along with that process, no harm in that. However, no… this place is my sanctuary, not a common ground to be having meaningless dances to.

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who would you say is your best friend?

I believe you want me to name one of those imbeciles that I worked with? Or perhaps the vengeful little royal? Well dear sorry to disappoint, however the reason I am the Mistress of All Evil is because I rely on no one.

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MAKE ME CHOOSE: @lala-kate asked: Cruella or Maleficent

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how's your relationship with lily? I hope it's going well!

It’s going perfectly dear anon. Her flying has improves greatly and she has also taken a hold on her fire breathing skills. To put it simply, she’s a majestic dragon, just like her mother.

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Everyone is off to the Underworld. Send a message by magic to Regina to ask her to beat the ever lasting shit out of Cruella for you!

I do not need to contact a princess to do my dirty work for me. I am perfectly capable of going down to the Underworld and killing Cruella again.

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100% of Disney queens are evil. Therefore all of the Disney princesses are closeted psychopaths.

I’m sorry dear, but I am not fluent in blubbering. 

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Phew!

(Wipes forehead) Guys, I just revamped everything on this blog and it took forever but I’m so pleased with how it came out! My navigation system is also so much better, not all cluttered in one place! More neat and organized! Also, new theme!

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I do assume that you will unleash all of the shit on anyone who tries to harm Lily?

Naturally.

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30 days of Once Upon a Time ladies → Day 17 | Maleficent

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Were the last six weeks peaceful because the Charmings were gone?

Immensely. Apparently, quiet and peace reign when the royals are not in town.