Nov 12, 2017
Amortantia
Send “Amortentia” for what smells my character associates with yours.
“Liquor, wet cats and…”
“For some reason, the smell of freshly burnt wood. Strange, but not all too unpleasant.”
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Amortantia
Send “Amortentia” for what smells my character associates with yours.
“Liquor, wet cats and…”
“For some reason, the smell of freshly burnt wood. Strange, but not all too unpleasant.”
Lord of the North! Lord Cao Cao, Good Day! I'm but a humble unknown person, not worthy of your presence, therefor i sent this message. My lord you are almost perfect, except that you really loss your strength when it comes to women. It has become your point of weakness, you must be carful and try to avoid having one! - With my respect and love, your peasant.
The letter certainly was opinionated, but sincerely so. Cao Cao put the message away and sank into his chair.
“A life without women…” He furrowed his brows. “Would this peasant prefer that I take on a male companion?”
Not implausible, as there were more than a few men in the Wei court that have caught his eye, but that would mean no heirs, simply exchanging one weakness for another.
“I wonder what Xiahou Dun would think of this proposition.”
The ruler placed the suggestion in his cousin’s letter box, grinning at the thought of the panicked general shooting glares at all the men during war council meetings.
What traits do you like in women?
“Beauty, grace, kindness and wit. In equal portions, preferably.”
Cao Cao grins, visualizing the women he has spent the nights with. He lets out a small sigh as his mind returns to his wives.
“But... I find that I cannot resist a woman who is not afraid to ask for more. Riches, love, even blood–there is nothing I would not give.”
Save for his life, of course. The future of the land was still in his hands.
very drunk. "By the end of the night- I'll leave you motionless, and covered in white..EYyyyyyy!" finger guns an then passes out
Cao Cao frowned at the mess lying crumpled on his luxury carpet. After prodding the young man with his toe, he sighed and lifted him up then placed him on a couch. It was not easy, what with the height difference and the horrid stench, but it was eventually done.
“At least tell me you remember your name, kid.”
"M-MY LORD! DONG ZHUO STOLE YOUR GENERAL'S SWORD WHILE YOU'RE AWAY!" -Wei Messenger
“After I bring back that bastard pig’s head, my sword bearer better prepare a good excuse for keeping his manhood. My wife tells me that the royal harem needs another eunuch servant to scrub the floors.”