#ask natty

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WHO ATE MY COCONUT KASHATA SQUARES?!

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Natty, hi!

The closer we get to Halloween, the prettier the castle looks! All those pumpkins and candles really set me in the mood for some pranks! I already charmed one of the smaller pumpkins to fly around Leander in circles until the end of today, I wonder if he knows the counterspell... But I digress. Do you know what costume you'll be wearing this year for Halloween?

Always curious, — The 5th year with fluffy hair

Dear 5th year with fluffy hair,

While I apologise for being oh so very late to reading your owl, you’ll have to excuse me. My studies have really consumed me lately. But, if it still interests you, I had a matching costume with my dear friend Kathleen. We dressed as Quidditch players! Catch was, I dressed as a Slytherin and Kathy dressed as a Gryffindor! It was hilarious! She believed wearing the Lion’s mane on her uniform would get her a chance with Garreth Weasley. …I’m definitely not supposed to tell you that. …you’re not Garreth Weasley, are you, mystery fluffy person?

…anyway! Wishing you the very best of nights, days, and evenings! Have a blessed day :)

lots of love,

- Natty <3

p.s, if Kathleen asks, I said nothing.

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Natty, hi! A question to ponder: if it weren't a gazelle, what other animal form do you think you think you would've taken as an animagus?

I think… a tigress! No apologies, I do love my dramatics ;)

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Whoever bought @ask-garreth-weasley a ‘wireless speaker’ for his study music, thank you.

i just sat at the doorway of the potions classroom for 3 minutes and watched him sing along and badly dance to Aint No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye. My entire year has been made.

Will update you, now it’s Sk8er Boy by Avril Lavigne.

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Update:

The speaker played Dancing Queen by ABBA and I felt compelled to join. Thank you for the terrible dance session Garreth, next time you spin a girl try to catch her. ✨

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NATTY,

[There's an unintelligible scrawl here with several crossed out words]

I just realised Anne and I share the same first initial and we're both in Slytherin so signing my letter like that was the stupidest thing I've ever done but did I see you get a reply from Anne? What did she say and why are you grinning like that?!

I expect an invitation to the wedding

I'll corrall Sebastian, you make your move

Your Slytherin friend who is definitely not Anne and is proving it by not writing an anonymous letter

-A

A,

*squints in confusion at the scribbles*

THREE THINGS,

1, don’t scare me like that /j

2, noooothingggg :)) yet anyway

3, I owe you my life and more thank you so much I’m going to do it now ✨

lots of love, your lil Gryffindor friend,

- Natty :)

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Natty,

You're beautiful, charming, and possibly one of the best people I've ever met, but (and I say this with love) you're an absolute coward. Why can't you just tell Anne how you feel about her?

Your well meaning Slytherin friend,

-A

Suspicious squint

Dear A,

she’s very pretty and brave and it intimidates me I suppose I just cannot find the right words, or possibly it was the nerves bugging me that Sebastian would hunt me down. However I’m sure Garreth and Leander would—.. no no they wouldn’t protect me they’d run away the second they see him. Anne is very pretty and strong and talented and I will probably never one day find the words to tell her that :)

your super awesome Gryffindor friend,

- Natty

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hypothetically,

have you ever sat in bed and wondered how Everett Clopton has secret admirers, and yet you; the boss ass bitch you are, are bitch-less? completely hypothetical, of course.