#ask penelope

[messymoonmad]

If Penelope could would she kick Antonious in the balls?

Penelope: I respect my legs and feet too much to do that. I'd just cut his head off if I could. But alas, a host must not lay a hand on their guests.

[penelope-is-waiting]

Telemachus burst into the room, his chest heaving and his face stained with tears and blood.

“Where is he!? Where is he!?”

The prince didn’t realize he was acting like a suitor as he grabbed his mother’s dress tightly and yanked her so they were practically nose to nose.

“Where the hell is the man who took my Antinous.”

@bright-side-of-the-moon-tele

*she looked at her son in shock and horror not even being able to say a word*

[ask-penelopepen]

how do you feel about Mac making you obsolete?

"It's okay Penelope, deep breaths" "It's not Mac's fault! But there are also people out there who haven't abandoned office supplies!."

[penelope-is-waiting]

Glykera was sweeping. And sweeping, and sweeping, and sweeping. She had probably gone through the whole palace 3 times over by now.

@glykera

Oh! You did not have to do all that!

[penelope-is-waiting]

(he walks over to her hiding his left wrist) so um- mother- I kind of maybe got dared to jump off a roof and landed wrong and now my wrist is bleeding and I think I broke it

-@young-telemachus

TELE! LET ME SEE!

[penelope-is-waiting]

https://www.tumblr.com/sillypuppetmeister/762279964196438016/his-name-is-grayson?source=share

@lizzzzzzzzzzzzzz---lol threatened to shoot your future son in law in the dick

Son in law??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN * Shakes liz*

[penelope-is-waiting]

momma I made friend with a god

and we did lotus together

BUT IM NEVER DOING IT AGAIN I HATE HOW I FEEL AFTERWARDS

@another-telemachus-wont-hurt

YOU DID WHAT!?

[penelope-is-waiting]

hey so ally ran away, i got her back, but shes beung super moody now and also the whole “being kidnapped” thing was a little traumatic i guess and its just i dont wanna deal with her alone please penelope

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLY???