#ask philippe

[indeedeehugger]

M!A: Philippe is the other biological parent of your mpreg twins!!! After all, the eggs had to come from somewhere, right?

My...kids adoptive father? Did he agree to this? This doesn't seem right..but I guess the kids do need a second half of their dna to come from somewhere even if its from @ask-philippe although I'd obviously prefer if it came from Catriona!!

[langedeversailles]

🔮 in a modern au ?

1. Chevy’s iphone background is a nsfw photo of him and Philippe and he is utterly shameless of anyone seeing it

2.  Philippe has an amazing sports car (cherry red) and the license plate reads: MONCHEVY (he pays an obscenely large fee every month to be allowed to have such a unique plate in France)

3. both of them are immensely involved in fashion week every year, but Philippe basically is fashion week. And oh my god? the dresses??? Iconic.

4. Chevy has a personal vendetta against L’Oreal because they used him in an Ad Campaign without his permission (he totally gave his permission but wasn’t paying attention when he gave it), and while Philippe tried to calm him by attempting to persuade him that it was flattering, he was livid. Not because they used his hair colour in their new line, or because it was promoted as a colour for women, but because the side profile photo they used of him was the wrong side.

5. Philippe buys his brother Louis Vuitton things for his birthday every year because he finds it hilarious and knows it annoys Louis.

bonus because i’m having fun

6. Chevy was a BIG supporter of the avocado popularisation, and at one point made their personal chef make every one of his and Philippe’s meals for a week include avocado in it in some way. The Avocado Obsession was only put to a stop when Philippe threatened to shove an avocado somewhere the sun doesn’t shine when Chevy tried using an avocado-based lube one night. Chevy still loves avocado, but for the sake of his bottom and his sex life he doesn’t bring it up to Philippe.

[i-suggest-vandalism]

What would you do if Philippe got pregnant?

I don’t know.