#ask puddle

[puddlesl1me]

Gives u a waffle

eats it and gives you.

tea. with honey (if you want)

[puddlesl1me]

Water time dink oiter

no!

drinking water bad makes more mucus

[puddlesl1me]

gives you a very soft tungsten cube

uhm.. hmm.

bites it.

[puddlesl1me]

this do be happening to me

[puddlesl1me]

uhm

i wanna

talk more..

(/nf)

so sending more asks

cuz if i send enough asks eventually ill be able to hold a conversation

oh ok yeay thats fair!

i dont mind talking more either dw /gen

uhh. gives you a leaf

[puddlesl1me]

hi!

hello! hru?

[puddlesl1me]

Picks u up

Wiggls I

awawawawawawa

trills

[puddlesl1me]

*gifts u, a very rare, never before seen Pokégohgathering card*

1. 'Basic' is a land supertype, which makes it a very odd decision to place on an enchantment card, but technically allowed

2. 'Enchant target creature.' should be it's own line, and shouldn't have a period at the end

3. 'unearned optimism' isn't a thing in MTG

4. You don't gain an effect for one turn; you gain it until the end of the turn. It should say (assuming 'unearned optimism' is a thing), 'until end of turn, target creature gains unearned optimism'

5. While technically not a rule, it is conventional to have the next clause of the card (the clause in question starting with 'At the start of your next upkeep') start on a new line. It makes the card more readable, and also ensures that effects stay unlinked from each other.

6. It should say 'At the beginning of your next upkeep' rather than 'At the start of your next upkeep'

7. 'crush' and 'a small rock' are not defined terms

8. You do not say 'move it to the graveyard'. Instead, it would be 'destroy enchanted creature'. If you wanted to be fancy about it, you would append 'It can't be regenerated.'

9. No artist is credited

Card: FAIL

(this is all /lh i dont care + this is an amusing card)