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[harveyharmanharvington]

"You're NOT a dartboard??" I feign confusion and point at his hair with a grin. I hold up another dart.

“Y-yes! I am NOT a dartboard!! And don’t-“

Harvey pauses as he sees you holding another dart, and targeting it on his hair, uh oh—

“H-HEY!!! DON’T YOU DARE THROW THAT DART ON MY HAIR!!!”

Harvey backs away cautiously, gripping on his shoulder and also trying not you let you hit his hair with that damn dart on your hand-

[ask-sunandmoon]

guys don't tell sun or moon *take out 50 gallons of glue* time for my final trail

Monty watched as you walked away with the 50 gallon of glue, is completly un bothred as he sipped some synthetic oil. 🐊! should we do something about that? he asked as he looked at the other two, Chica was getting used to her arm being repaired as she rotated it. 🐔- I think we should get it back, the human might wonder where their glue went. they need that for the DJ. She said as she went to get up, only to have Roxy grab her wrist to make her sit down again. 🐺- I say we let them keep it, might be funny if the human thought the day care attendent took it. She said casually as she let Chica's wrist go. 🐺- Plus you need to be recalibrated so you don't fall again, I honestly appresheate what the human is doing but some of these parts are just too big... She said as she looked at her arm and leg. making the other two to look at their ruiend covering and at their still exposed chassis.

[askgreedysmurf]

Favorite recipe to cook?

It’s easy to bake and the smurf berries go well with the sprinkle of sugar on top!! It’s delicious!!

[katyahina]

a stupid question but have you read anything of @evo-lutio on livejournal? especially рефлексия и самооценка, что такое самоуважение, баги общения. some people get offended by her blunt style even as her articles are helpful. that is what i see everywhere. people just refuse from useful information if it doesnt get along with their opinions and beliefs, or if theres something "offensive" in it. isnt it concerning?

'Livejournal'? Boy... I haven't heard this name in years ahaha. I do not have LJ account, nor I scout it, plus I almost 100% distanced from any manner of Russian internet-resources so naturally I did not read anything from this person until now! I read "рефлексия и самооценка" just now but admittedly I struggled to scout for that post. Funny enough, it provided a helpful advice to something I've been struggling recently so that's a lucky coinsidence! (The core of it is, "Unability to analyze your emotions and detect their source often leads you to project onto others, such as thinking someone suffers without you when in reality they can't care less and YOU are the one suffering without them").

As for another part of this ask, this is why I've learned the skill of picking apart the whole! The offensive things will not go away if they are never addressed and called out, but sometimes I lack competency to debate them or person simply refuses to budge (or might be not ready to - some arguements people only understand after some years + life experience, treat it like videogame leveling!). In that case I just accept what was good because we all are idiots living on this planet and discarding interactions with other human beings completely should be the last resort thing imo. I treat interactions with products of thought (and sometimes, with people themselves) as eating apples - if there is a rotten spot I do not throw away the whole apple, just only eat the healthy part! Or another illustration - if you found a diamond in the dirt, will you discard it just because it was found in the dirt and not like some flower field or something? I try to focus on what I found, not where I found it or how things around it look. Liking a good thing from a bad person, liking a good part in a bad thing as long as it worth it, all that.

However, let's not be completely idealistic either! You will be surprised how dangerous another extreme can be. There is a catch of "Some people are so bad that they absolutely cannot have good motivation upon spreading their information, so you must second-guess things they share/create" but that mostly applies to big name creators and various people in power, not some small Psychology-101 blogs on abandoned websites, so...? Processing things from 'higher' sources demands higher mind work, combination of objective thinking and asking yourself what could be their motivation for saying this or that - because any data can be faked! In most cases I just go with "I enjoyed the helpful advice in this article/movie/book/series/game/blog, not that particular bit of unfair opinion!"

[bitletsanddrabbles]

Fairy Tale AU + Fake Married, your choice of characters or if you would rather a specification Edith /or& Laura!

OKAY! After a good night's sleep and a lot of turning things over mentally, considering and discarding options, my brain has finally settled upon the following:

1) This would take place in roughly the AU equivalent of seasons 2/3. The timeline would not match exactly, but meh, it's an AU.

2) Since DA already has the aristocracy, everyone will maintain their canon titles.

3) While I love Edith and Laura, you gave my brain a choice, which means my brain went running elsewhere. ....actually, my brain went gallivanting off in five different directions before I finally go it to choose one.... It settled on Anna/Bates with Fake!Anna/Molesley.

Ahem.

Larry Grey, future Baron Merton, desperately wanted to marry Lady Sybil. When she spurned his affections and turned instead to the coachman - the Irish coachman, of all things! - he, being a vindictive little snit, decided to make her feel the suffering of being passed over for a servant (because this was the sort of thing Lady Sybil would care about, clearly, obviously....okay, maybe not) and started obviously courting Anna Smith.

Anna's fiancee, John Bates, had been imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. Larry used Mr. Bates's absence as an excuse to pursue his overtures. When Anna complained to her employer, Lady Mary (after saying several cutting things about Larry's intimate anatomy) suggested that they enlist Lady Violet's aid, since Lady Violet was the last of the Crawleys to inherit magic from their illustrious fairy ancestors. After much debate, the women decided their best chance was to find a willing man and cast a glamour on him to make him look like Mr. Bates.

The hunt was on! The man in question needed to be kind, firmly on their side, but able to be absent from the town for an indefinite period of time. They finally settled on Joseph Molesley (somewhat reluctantly since Anna knew he'd been interested in her at one point and didn't want to rub salt in the wound. She was gallantly informed that Molesley was past that and even if he hadn't been, this was more important).

Eventually, though, Mr. Molesley “took a job elsewhere” (the job would fall through and he’d return to Downton when Mr. Bates was released), the glamour was cast, a fake ceremony held (they figured they could do a real one when Mr. Bates was back), and everyone gave a sigh of relief when Larry stormed off. It was generally agreed, however, that they should keep up the charade until the real Mr. Bates returned, just to insure they stayed Larry-less.

...

Of course, no one stopped to consider that one of the younger members of the staff had enough fairy blood to see through glamours and didn’t like Mr. Bates...

[one-real-wrimonkey]

Fun headcanon I feel I need to share bc you now have a CG au: Grizzer is actually a girl, Hound just misheard the Vet and outside of the Vet (and medical files) no one knows it. Grizzer gives 0 (zero) shits about it

I mean, mistakes get made, but I think they'd notice pretty quickly.

This is funny though. And happened with a hamster I had when I was a kid, though technically that was the pet shop lying and not us mishearing lmao. I was bitten several times, haven't owned one since and don't plan to.

[jadestormbrand]

What the heck is a "mun" and a "muse"? Is this what kids these days call roleplayer and character? Or is there a difference? Please explain!

No problem! A mun is the writer for the character or characters that they roleplay. A muse then is the character that they write and roleplay as ^^ hope this helps.

[undertalekinfessions]

@ that other possible underlust kin ive been questioning kin with? someone from it but cant tell who for awhile? join me in the questioning sinbin