#ask retro

[sawdusst]

Juggler Owen

what a charming fella :D

[errorx429]

I got a question for Rett! Do you like video games? If so, which is your favorite and why?

Oh course I do, I don't sleep so when you flesh bags are nappin I'll be playing! I prefer the classics like Frogger or Tron but I really enjoy Dance Dance Revolution! It's a pretty fun rythm game, great songs and exhilarating game play! Hahaha!

[sunscodenamecrew]

oh wowza, you guys got stuck too? - jester

“Haha..stuck…forgot about that…” -Retro looks kinda sad- 

[naeleon-ask-blog]

another codename? are you related to ranch?

“I don’t know anyone named Ranch sorry” 

[ask-the-bone-boys]

Hey Stretch and Retro, can you see how is Russ and Fluff doing? Are they okay?

“WELL, I DON’T HEAR ANY SCREAMING OR CRYING, SO...”

“ITS PROBABLY OKAY???”

“They’ve been chattin’ for a good few minutes, though. I wonder what they’re talking about...”

“But I guess it’s not really my business. It’s not like I can just listen in like a weirdo.”

[ask-the-bone-boys]

Retro, how would you feel if Fluff wanted to stay with you?

“WELL, HE ALREADY IS??? SO I GUESS I’D FEEL???? NORMAL??????”

“I MEAN, WHERE ELSE WOULD HE GO???”

[ask-the-bone-boys]

Retro, what do you think of the other three? And how they treat Fluff?

“.........PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?”

“Hmm, granted, but only ‘cause I wanna see where this goes.”

“I... DON’T LIKE FLUFF COMING OVER HERE AT ALL. I DON’T THINK IT’S SAFE FOR HIM.”

“STRETCH IS FINE, BUT THE OTHERS... I CAN TELL HE HASN’T GOTTEN MUCH SLEEP THIS WEEK, AND I DON’T THINK I’M REACHING VERY FAR WHEN I SAY IT’S RELATED.”

“I REALLY WISH I KNEW WHY HE INSISTED ON COMING HERE. CLEARLY IT’S BEEN MAKING HIM INCREDIBLY ANXIOUS, BUT HE ACTED LIKE HE FELT HE HAD TO, FOR SOME REASON.”

“THE ONE I’M MOST WORRIED ABOUT IS THAT RED ONE. IF HE TRIES ANYTHING AFTER WAKING UP, I AM FULLY PREPARED TO LAUNCH HIM.”

“Launch him where?”

“SOMEWHERE I’M AFRAID NO ONE ELSE HERE HAS CLEARANCE TO KNOW ABOUT!!”

[ask-the-bone-boys]

I know you must be great as ambassador, but as hard as it must be, I'm sorry to hear that you don't even have Frisk to help! Although I understand that maybe you don't want to see them ever again... Are other friends helping you, at least? Like Undyne or even Sans?

“UNDYNE AND MY BROTHER HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY HELPFUL!! UNDYNE MAKES SURE I TAKE ENOUGH TIME OFF TO HAVE FUN, AND SANS...”

“...WELL, HE’S SANS. YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.”

“EVEN STILL, I CAN TELL THEY BOTH... WORRY. ABOUT ME HAVING THIS JOB. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS, AND I’M THE FACE OF MONSTERKIND...”

“...I DON’T KNOW IF THEY REALIZE JUST HOW MUCH I CAN HANDLE. HOW MUCH I ALREADY HAVE HANDLED. BUT IT’S... NICE. TO KNOW THAT THEY CARE. YOU KNOW??”