#ask ridoc

[ridoc-fuckslikeathird-gamlyn]

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[ridoc-fuckslikeathird-gamlyn]

Happy Valentine's Day, you pain in the ass.

-Kyra

P.S. Tell Aotrom I love him.

And a Happy Valentine's Day to you, Princess. Buuuuuuut, aren't you forgetting to tell someone very important that you love them, too?

She is not.

No one asked you!

This is an open discussion. A debatable one, at that.

Aaaaand what's so debatable about it?

That I do not know whether or not the Princess of the Dreaming has recently suffered a traumatic brain injury that has jarred her from her usual thought processes.

Meaning........?

Meaning - the Princess is too far out of your flight range and there is only room for one in her heart. And it is not you. What is it that you always say to me? 'Do not hate the player. Hate the game.'?

.....

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

[ @dreamer-kyra ]

[ridoc-fuckslikeathird-gamlyn]

-Kyra siddles up next to him and looks him up and down while squinting. She is clearly deep in thought while her gaze narrows more and more. Finally, she blurts out her question.- So what exactly does 'fucks like a third' mean? What the fuck is a third? And how does it fuck differently from first or second?

Awww. Aren't you cute!

It means I am infinitely more talented than a First Year, more knowledgeable than a Second, and can make your legs qu-

Wait.

Before I finish my answer....

-looks around, searching- Is your... is your dad lingering around somewhere waiting to mar me for my language? Again?

[ @dreamer-kyra ]