#ridoc rants

[ridoc-fuckslikeathird-gamlyn]

-Kyra siddles up next to him and looks him up and down while squinting. She is clearly deep in thought while her gaze narrows more and more. Finally, she blurts out her question.- So what exactly does 'fucks like a third' mean? What the fuck is a third? And how does it fuck differently from first or second?

Awww. Aren't you cute!

It means I am infinitely more talented than a First Year, more knowledgeable than a Second, and can make your legs qu-

Wait.

Before I finish my answer....

-looks around, searching- Is your... is your dad lingering around somewhere waiting to mar me for my language? Again?

[ @dreamer-kyra ]