I love the thought of Wayne teaching Eddie how to be the perfect gentleman.
OMG YES I. LOVE. THIS
wayne was so quick to defend eddie's innocence for a reason, because he raised him to be a respectful young man, despite his looks/aesthetic.
i mean did you see the way he was so quick to help nancy on the boat? letting the girls pass by him in the lunch room in the middle of his theatrics? how he so easily helped chrissy calm down when she was clearly scared and uncomfortable?
just imagine how often he would go to wayne once he got a significant other.
-he'd want to learn how to tie a tie for your first date and any special occasions that it called for, like prom or a fancy dinner at enzo's
-he'd ask for advice on how to even ask you out in a respectful manner
-wayne would teach him how to impress your parents when they invite him over for dinner or a game night, telling him what not to say/ topics to avoid and reminding him to sit up straight
literally wayne tries his best to be good to eddie with what little he can provide him, hell, he gave eddie the bedroom of his trailer and sleeps on a fold out mattress in the living room.
he wants the best for eddie and teaching him basic human decency when no one else did is one of the many ways wayne shows his love to our favorite metalhead ❤︎












