#ask sirius

[one-with-the-funk]

give me your hat, I'm hungry

No way, this hat is really special to me. I'd be absolutely devastated to lose it! Like, it'd kill my vibe for weeks...

[one-with-the-funk]

A little robot asked me to relay a message!

☆

"Siri!!!! You are here on Tumblr, too? Oh, that is most joyous! I am on Tumblr, too, after Father invited me! Following the fall of the cerulean bird...

I am so happy to see you :))

- Holly ☆ "

Woah!!!! Long time no see, Holly!! How's you and your pops doing? I haven't been able to chat with him in a long time, it's totally unrad! Feel free to visit me up here anytime, the vibes are and rad to the max! The karaoke machine has hundreds of new songs on it, some of which you requested! This ship has never had such party vibes before!

[one-with-the-funk]

Real question. Where were you when the bite of '87 occurred?

I have never heard of the "Bite of '87" until now. However, I was probably doing English homework at the time.

[one-with-the-funk]

Sirius I've been eating the pink fluffy cotton candy from the ceiling in the Space Bass, pretty yummy shit ngl.

Woah there now, funky friend of mine! That's toxic to humans! I'd recommend not doing that, the results are kinda grody. The Space Bass has plenty of fun and groovy activities to do that are not eating insulation! Maybe try playing the rhythm games in the recently finished arcade instead?

[one-with-the-funk]

in the Space Bass walls

I whip my hair back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth

I'd uh... recommend getting out of my walls. There's lasers in there and they're not too funky on giving you a tour.

The Space Bass's security systems are vast, like the Cosmos itself. While they'll gladly let you groove and party to the max, if you're not me or authorized to be in an area unopen to the public (for example, my walls) they'll give you a funkload of trouble.

[one-with-the-funk]

I just have one question.. how does your hat stay on?

I've used hatpins in the past, but it's kind of hard to find one that's funky enough to fit my vibe. I don't always wear my hat, usually only when guests are around the Space Bass (with the exception of when I dance. I don't want it flying off on the dance floor and hitting somebody!) I have no idea how it stays on most of the time. It just... works? Even I'm puzzled by it. It's rad in a funky way!

[one-with-the-funk]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU

Woah there now! You're screaming so loud I can't hear my processors process!! I know you're excited to see me, but I'm not leaving this funky party anytime soon! Captain Sirius is here for the long haul, and he's gonna be vibing the whole time!

[dogstaroverthemoon]

🐝n so fugging long since I've been here. Is this place dead?

Sorta missing my black hair because it is already at Sirius length but at the same time I don't want to dye it so punk hair Sirius maybe?? 😎✨