#ask solomon

[ask-solomon-sallow]

Penelope saw something shiny outside and has escaped. If you find her please bring her home.

[saeyoungchoismaid]

solomon what do you say we go fuck some shit up ;)

Now that’s what I like to hear 😈 - Solomon 

[ask-solomon-sallow]

🥜

...what am I meant to do with a peanut? Can't even have them in the house, both Sebastian and Anne are allergic

[ask-solomon-sallow]

This morning, it appears Sebastian's niffler stole my pocketwatch. That was a gift from my brother; if someone could find their way to returning it to me, I would much appreciate it

[ask-solomon-sallow]

*Richard metaphorically breaks through the door yelling "WHERE IS THE BABY!!!" before he ever says hi to you.*

Here she is! *Holds her up proudly*

We've taken to calling her Penelope Jr until we decide on a proper name.

She's quite fond of rolling.

[ask-solomon-sallow]

do you ever just think about how Sebastian is probably 💅

To be honest with you, there’s no ‘probably’ about it.

He’s the fruitiest boy I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen that blonde twink he hangs around with.

[ask-solomon-sallow]

Rumour has it you've been walking around Feldcroft with another woman. Care to comment?

Well that's just simply not true. Who's been spreading such rumours about me?! Ought to hex them into next year...

[ask-solomon-sallow]

OOC:

I may run an account RPing as a character who is a definitely a bully, but I do not welcome real bullies on this account. Stay away from myself and my partner, thank you.