#ask sothis

[askthegoddess-sothis]

Why can’t I have the bagels of pizza? -Byleth

You have your oats.

[askthegoddess-sothis]

i am giving you exactly 1 and 11/16ths of a brick. do with it what you wish.

I am growing more concerned the more you talk to me.

[askthegoddess-sothis]

why won’t you let byleth have any pizza bagels? this is cruel and unusual punishment. let the man and his microwave brain LIVE

His head is so boring... I’m always... So...

[She yawned before falling asleep.]

[askthegoddess-sothis]

*taps you lightly on the head with a cardboard tube one last time* oh dearest sothis, there are plenty of humans in this world who are worth saving, worth redemption. *tosses the tube to the side and starts to walk away* i am simply not one of them.

I am glad you are done harassing me.

[askthegoddess-sothis]

can you just accept my FCKING CARROT IM TRYING HERE *THROWS THE CARROT*

You child! Watch where you’re throwing your vegetables! Don’t you need to eat that to see better?

[askthegoddess-sothis]

/*makes an offering of pizza bagels to the goddess*/

Thank you.

[askthegoddess-sothis]

if i give you this very shiny rock, will you promise to eat it?

[She sighs]

I can’t eat it. One, that’s a rock. You don’t eat rocks. Two, I can’t eat anything. I do not need to.

[askthegoddess-sothis]

i now seem you both a gremlin AND a baby. sorry i don’t make the rules. if you’re shorter than me then you’re baby. *whacks you with the cardboard tube again*

I am older than you! Stop whacking me!