#ask stevecarlsberg

[ask-nightvales-voice]

@ask-stevecarlsberg asked: ♥  :)

(Okay, so I wasn’t certain what style to do and this evolved into a drabble so I did both)

Imagine when you find your soulmate, your heart starts to glow red. Send me “♥” for my muses reaction to it happening suddenly to our muses

“No. No, no, nonononononono no NO STEVE CARLSBERG!!!”

Teeth bared in a snarl, Cecil leaned back away from Steve as far as he possibly could, glaring, not at his face, but at his chest.

“There is no way this is happening.”

“Well I’m sorry Cecil but it sure is happening!” Steve shrugged helplessly and gestured to the soft pink glow emanating from both their chests. “See? You have it too!!”

“I gotta be honest, the dotted lines did not show me this when I went to the Sand Wastes last week,” he continued.

He would have prattled on but Cecil cut him off. “I don’t care what you think about whatever-it-is you see in the sky Steve. I just want this fixed.”

“Fixed? But... why would you want this fixed Cecil? You can’t just change fate.”

“Why?? Because I’m dating Carlos! Because you’re married to my sister! Because... aarrggh.”

Cecil rubbed his temples to ward off an oncoming headache as Steve looked on in confusion.

“Well, yeah I’m married to Abby and you’re dating Carlos. Us being soulmates isn’t gonna change that, silly! Soulmate doesn’t mean dating! It just means compatible souls, right? So like, how you get all Hello Listeners I’m going to give you this illegal message because it’s important, and I get all Hey everyone you need to hear something important I heard from the top secret agent living in the attic.”

He gave Cecil a comforting smile, the same one he used with Janice when she was getting frustrated with a homework problem. “We’re brother-in-laws, Cecil ol’buddy. Just that! And, maybe, y’know we could be friends now that we’re soulmates and all -”

“You can stop right there, Steve.”

“Oh- Okydoke! But you see? It’ll be fine!!”

“Yeah...” Cecil sighed, shook his head, “... thank you Steve. And we’ll... deal with this later, but for now we’re not going to talk about it and I am going to go home, okay?”

“Okay Cecil!”

[ask-nightvales-voice]

♥ :)

Imagine when you find your soulmate, your heart starts to glow red. Send me “♥” for my muses reaction to it happening suddenly to our muses 

(AHAHAHAHAHHA BRILLIANT MY FRIEND)

“No. No, no, nonononononono no NO STEVE CARLSBERG!!!”

Teeth bared in a snarl, Cecil leaned back away from Steve as far as he possibly could, glaring, not at his face, but at his chest.

“There is no way this is happening.”

[ask-nightvales-voice]

ask-stevecarlsberg replied to your post “((Okay I finally decided on yet /another/ new theme. I’m going to get...”

your theme right now is gorgeous though!)

((Agh, just seeing this now. I agree, I really did prefer the other theme to this one for Cecil. But this one will work for the time being. I messaged Tumblr Staff and Xkit, so hopefully someone can get back to me about fixing the issue, and, if possible, I’m more than likely going to change it back to the theme it was previously.

I may even do that sometime this week since the search bar is a moot point at the moment.

[ask-nightvales-voice]

A Long-Awaited Visit (Closed RP)

The summer air smothered the town, heat laying atop the buildings and citizens like a thick, inescapable blanket. Even the Hooded Figures, slow moving as they were, became sluggish almost to to the point of immobility, exhausted by heat.

No one seemed to have the energy to move, and in the bright afternoon sun Night Vale seemed little more than a ghost town, it’s denizens waiting for the sweet relief of dusk before making themselves known.

There was, however, one individual who chose to brave the glaring light and shimmering waves of scorching heat. The Voice of Night Vale, dressed in a casual neon purple tank top and tan capris, trotted in the direction of Old Woman Josie’s, sweat rolling down his cheeks despite his large brimmed cowboy hat.

Cecil had a mission, one that couldn’t wait until nightfall. Crossing town, he broke into a light jog when he spotted the trailer at the street. It had been far too long since he had been here last. Since he saw Josie’s houseguest. He pulled up to the gate and stopped, taking a swig from his water bottle and catching his breath before entering the yard.

He nodded in the general direction of the Erikas, noting how they tracked him as he walked towards the door. Cecil didn’t doubt that they knew why he was here, and the fact that the heavy wooden door to the storm cellar was covered in runes and sigils both comforted and concerned him. The... situation was controlled, but it was still there. Steve was still infected.

Knocking on the door, Cecil had only a second to wait before it was opened by an Erika.

“Hello. I am here to see Steve.”

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[ask-nightvales-voice]

*!

Send ‘*’ to kiss my muse full on the lips.

Cecil leapt back as if scalded, spitting and wiping at his mouth with the back of his hand.

“What. The. Hell. Steve?! “

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[eyececil]

"Cecil, did any of your listeners hear anything about mysterious blue footprints Everywhere? I'm asking for no particular reason."

“Ugh, Sssteve” Cecil dramatically stretched the s. “Why would anyone hear about blue footprint everywhere, why would there be blue footprints everywhere unless someone is very clumsy and dropped a huge amount of blue paint and then walked all over with dirty feet wait-” He quickly stopped his ramble. “Blue footprints everywhere? Yeah I think Carlos said something about those this morning… how come?”

[strexunitn1208-blog]

"Ummm, hi, I think I have a medical problem," Steve said and looked down at his footprints on the floor. "A friend said you might be able to help."

“Yes, how may I assist-” they paused as they stared at the footprints trailing behind the older man. “That is not sanitary.”