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Dude, just get married already!

Uhm-

@insane-nexus LISTEN I WILL PAY YOUR OR GET YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST FAKE MARRY ME PLEASE- I need an excuse to run away from my marriage!

*gives you a little nexus*

*gasp*

AWWWWW HES ADORABLE AHHHHHHH

@insane-nexus LOOK ITS A MINI VERSION OF YOU!

You are still getting married for tax purposes.

-cat boy anon

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!!!

Wait can I change husbands-

(drops @solar-but-he-is-small on your head.)

something to feed your dragon with, I guess.

-totally not @crazed-moondrop

. . .

*picks up the tiny solar*

Uh… hi…

@insane-nexus uh I found a small version of your uh ex husband- I think- I don’t remember-

Is this revenge for turning you into a cat boy @crazed-moondrop ?

*poof*

Neptor is now a human child for 1 month!

*looks at neptor*

Nuh uh- I’m not feeding him actual food.

@insane-nexus yo you got any human food-?

Appears, on a table, laying down on their stomach, kicking their feet and giggling.

Hello Solstice darling~ How are you doing today?

Hi- what’s up-?

Here take a depressed Moon

( @n0tjustapr0phecy )

No take him back.

He stinks.

Why mod 😔

I changed :(

-anon that tried to kiss you- or did-

GET OUT- GET OUT FOR GODS SAKE- GET OUT OF HERE-

*throws the anon*

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