IDW Soundwave x Human Pet Reader NSFW
(This is inspired by the works of @revelboo and @seraphimaa. Primarily inspired by @seraphimaa’s human pet AU)
He never intended or even considered getting a human as a pet, he already has 6 cassettes to look after and that’s already a lot. They’re small and need someone to look after them on a planet of metal titans who look down on and would hurt them, he cares deeply for them, they’re basically his everything. So when he came across a little stray human in a Cybertronian alley, he couldn’t help himself
Something eerily Cybertronian that’s even smaller and vastly more fragile than his cassettes, he couldn’t just look away. The caste system, form equals functionism and the corrupt senate, everything he hates about Cybertron and that he’s fighting for, equality for all life on Cybertron. The way your human optics looked up at him in fear, the intelligence in them, it felt wrong in his spark to ignore you. He carefully knelt down in front of you and softly started crooning and rumbling, calming you the same way he would with a cassette
It’s rather cold on Cybertron, you could barely manage to stay alive and warm. Thankfully it isn’t cold enough to get frostbite but you often wake up with stiff joints. You’ve seen other humans who had Cybertronian owners, they were seemingly well cared for, the humans often looked happy. It’s only because of other humans who’d pass by you and sneak you some bits of food that you’ve managed to survive this long. But it’s dangerous as a ‘stray human’. If you encounter the wrong bot, they’ll capture you and put you down, all in the attempt to ‘prevent the spread of organic diseases’ and ‘to prevent the breeding of stray organics’
You had no intention of going with this random bot, but then you heard it, the sound of a ‘Stray Surveillance drone’. Those things are a death sentence for any stray organic. They scan for organic lifeforms and if you’re not wearing an identification collar that all organic pets must wear, the drone will terminate you on the spot, shooting you with a laser blast that would vaporize you, leaving nothing but a small soot spot on the ground
Sensing your fear and hearing the sound of an approaching drone of some kind, Soundwave had no choice but to quickly scoop you up and hide you in his cassette compartment. He watched as the drone passed by him and paid him no mind. He knew what kind of drone that was, he’s seen what it does to organics, no wonder you were so frightened, you must have seen it too, which would also imply you have some intelligence since you were able to recognize and identify the drone as a threat
Soundwave decided in that instant that he would keep you and look after you. And the first thing he needed to do was get you an identification collar so you’d never have to worry about those things again. While human supplies can be immensely expensive, he luckily has black mail on quite a few pet vendors. The first thing he did was get you a collar, a large supply of food and water, some coverings (he doesn’t see the reason why they’re considered essential, but he’s no expert on human care), and a couple blankets for you to nest in
Once he got to his habsuite on his ship, he opened his cassette compartment and gently set you down on his desk. He watched you look around quickly and then run to furthest edge of his desk, as far from him as possible. He had to resist the urge to corral you with his servos in fear that you might jump off the desk, but he needed you to trust him, or at the very least, not be terrified of him
You watched carefully as the large blue bot slowly stood up straight and began to pull a few metal crates out of seemingly thin air. He set the crates down and began pulling items out of them. You watched as he then set the items down and pushed them towards you. You refused to move, what is this bot’s plan, surely he has to have some kind of ulterior motive here. After staring at each other for a few moments, the big blue bot then left the room
You listened for the footsteps of the bot to completely disappear before you slowly approached the crates and items. Soft blankets, new clothes, food and water, as well as some soap and a hair brush. Seeing all this, you wished more than anything that you could indulge yourself, but since you don’t know what that bot wants with you, you’ll have to stay strong and control yourself. You can’t keep or use any of this, there’s no telling what might have been done to this stuff. It could easily be a trap and you won’t fall for it
Soundwave watched you through the cameras and vented, hanging his helmet when he saw you inspect the items he got for you only for you to not use a single thing of it. Perhaps there’s something he’s missing that’s crucial to gaining a human’s trust. He decided to start researching about humans all across the cybernet. He doesn’t know much about your kind and he’ll need to know more if he’s to properly care for you. He told his cassettes to give you space to acclimate (looking at you Rumble and Frenzy) and not to bother you
He found that you would need certain modifications made to his habsuite in order for you to be comfortable. This would include a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste as well as a secure area to bathe and sleep in. It seems that humans oftentimes act more defensive and feel vulnerable when bathing, defecating or recharging. It’s understandable to him why your kind would feel so vulnerable, you’re soft and fragile compared to his kind. And apparently humans hate being bare and without some kind of covering
Soundwave began working on the aforementioned modifications while still keeping an eye on you through the security cameras. He built and installed a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste, based on what his research said. Supposedly your kind have an instinct to use these so he really hopes he won’t have to house-train you. He build you a soundproofed little box that you would nest in that allowed for the lights and noise to be blocked out. While he was doing all of this, he definitely should have kept a better eye on the twins
You were nearly asleep, you kept trying to stay awake but your body and mind wouldn’t listen. You fell asleep only to be awoken by mechanical voices. You’ve heard Cybertronians talk so you know what they sound like, but you were still surprised to see two miniature bots standing across from you and looking through the human stuff. You watched as they seemed to ignore you and were talking to each other. You saw one of them lift up a pair of underwear and inspect it before shoving it at the other
Rumble and Frenzy knew Soundwave would get mad if they scared you. But they were bored and you were recharging when they snuck in so what could it hurt? They too had no experience with humans and were curious about all the stuff Soundwave had gotten you. They jumped onto the desk and began to quietly look through all the stuff. They had tried to guess what things were and what they were used for. Frenzy had picked up a strange article of cloth and wondered what it was for only for Rumble to guess by its shape that it was to cover your human ‘bits’
The two then got into a fight as Frenzy tried to force Rumble to wear the underwear and as they started to brawl. Frenzy had managed to pin Rumble to the desk before they noticed you looking at them wide eyed. Ah, slag. They’d done it now
You couldn’t believe what you were seeing. These two bots were basically wrestling one another while one of them tried to force the other to put on human underwear. Once they noticed you were watching them they each froze, the purple one laid on the ground and had one foot on the red and black one’s face, pushing him away while the red and black one kept trying to grab the other’s foot and force it through one of the garments holes. You’d never seen something so ridiculous in your life and you couldn’t stop yourself from bursting out laughing at the two little bots
It was only for a moment but you realized what you had done and immediately stopped laughing. You sat frozen, staring at the twins while they too were frozen. That’s when Soundwave ran into the room only to watch Rumble hold another pair of underwear out to you. He continued to hold it out to you and asked you to show him how to wear it, but you didn’t understand that. You slowly approached and cautiously took the underwear from Rumble and held them against your hips
Seeing this, Rumble smacked Frenzy with an ‘I told you so’ before they continued to fight and ended up tumbling off the edge of the desk onto the floor. You ran over to the edge and Soundwave was worried you would jump only to sense your fear and worry for the wellbeing of Rumble and Frenzy. Needless to say, later that cycle, Soundwave decided that it would probably be easier for you to get along with his Cassettes considering they’re closer to your height, and instructed his Cassettes to be nice to you and try to befriend you
Rumble and Frenzy were the first to befriend you. Their antics and rowdiness made it hard for them to be particularly frightening. They would often bring you human items and you understood that they wanted you to show them how they were used. They were very interested in human games. You eventually would teach them hide ‘n seek, which they constantly cheated by using their technology and access to the security cameras to find you
Rumble and Frenzy would take you to the wash racks and help you clean yourself. You saw them washing themselves and decided to help them wash their backs since they couldn’t reach them, they misunderstood this as you trying to be romantic. After some time of being around Rumble and Frenzy, you realized that Soundwave wasn’t a threat. In fact, if the twins were too rowdy or you needed a break, you’d often seek out Soundwave, much to his delight
Ravage originally had no interest in you and was slightly irritated whenever you would try to hug him and pet him. That was until he saw you purposefully take a ball and beam Rumble in the back of his helm and quickly hide. This caused a fight between the twins while you smiled and snuck away, you devious little fleshing. Ravage would watch as you would play with your toys and climb the ‘climbing wall’ that Soundwave built. It was basically a giant obstacle course that was the entire wall
What really made Ravage take a liking to you was when you defended him from another bot. Soundwave had landed the ship in order to get more supplies and the Cassettes wandered around. You were in an alleyway when a regular sized bot had found you and Ravage and had kicked Ravage out of the way to grab you. When Ravage went to attack the bot, the bot grabbed him. You then grabbed a piece of metal from some nearby trash and jammed it in between the bot’s plating and managed to nick an Energon vein
The bot dropped Ravage and you ran to catch him which ended up with him landing on you. Later on the ship, to Soundwave’s distress, your entire back and chest were bruised from your attempt to catch Ravage. You put yourself in harms way for him despite your much more fragile body, although it was stupid of you, you did gain Ravage’s respect
Laserbeak and Buzzsaw enjoy snuggling with you on your nest as well as when you clean them. Since they fly, especially if it’s on an organic planet, they tend to get bugs and other organic matter stuck on them and in their small crevices. They found that you are particularly good at cleaning those crevices and will often go to you whenever they’re in need of your services
Soundwave enjoys having snuggles with you. He read that humans are an affectionate race and you love snuggling with warm things. Soundwave enjoys whenever you cuddle up to his neck cables and he’ll often wrap a blanket around you whilst you nap there. He does enjoy playing with you, both in the platonic and intimate sense. Whether it’s playing ball with you, or mass shifting and fragging you. He enjoys both activities
Since you recharge more often than all of them, Soundwave always makes sure to be extra quiet when he knows you’re recharging. He always makes sure that the twins don’t disturb you since you need to recharge for your health. If his cassettes decide to take this chance and cuddle with you, as long as they don’t wake you up, he’s fine with it
After some time of being used to being in your presence, Soundwave realized that humans are indeed sentient. He can’t quite read your mind like he can with his own kind, he can’t hear your thoughts or vise versa, but he can see your thoughts in a sense. When he reads your mind, it’s like images are sent to his own, he can get an idea of what you’re thinking from these images. He can also sense your emotional field which greatly helps him
He was rather surprised one day to find images of him and you fragging in your head. That’s not quite how his anatomy works but then again, you don’t know that yet. He looked through the various images in your thoughts and realized that along with these images, you felt genuine love and affection for him. He also felt your sadness at the difficulties in communication between you and them
Soundwave spent some time researching whether it was safe for him to frag you or not and boy was he surprised at his own kind’s deviance. His research ended up with him accidentally stumbling across a Cybertronian porn site dedicated specifically to human and bot porn. Before he could stop himself he was devouring the information and media, from pictures of bot’s tying their little humans up and fragging them, to written stories of different kinks bots had indulged in with their humans. This site had everything and had Soundwave’s vents on the highest setting as well as his spike trying to free itself from his panels
That night, he spent the entire evening thoroughly pleasing and indulging in you. Your sweet little cries and sounds were music to his audials. While eating you out, he groaned at the taste. The accounts were right, humans taste delicious in an otherworldly sense. With his dermas leaving kisses all over your body, his digits explored your human genitalia. He made sure to see if your nipples were sensitive since he read that many humans have sensitive nipples no matter which gender they were and he was delighted to find that yours were. He growled as he mass shifted and finally sheathed his spike inside your human valve. He could sense and feel your pleasure as he thrusted deep into you, he knew exactly what made you feel good and he exploited this
He was somewhat mortified for his cassettes to walk into his habsuite one cycle and find him mass shifted with his spike shoved deep inside your valve, him bent over you and you with your hips in the air and your face in the berth. They stared at him before quickly leaving. Later Rumble and Frenzy asked if they too were allowed to frag you. Soundwave knew you had affections for them too, he told them that they could but since they can’t directly ask you for consent, they need to give you the chance to choose if you want to frag. Eventually you learned the word ‘frag’ in their language and now whenever the twins want to frag you, they just say frag and let you nod or shake your head for consent
The twins can be rather rough and they spent many cycles surfing the porn site to figure out what things they could try next. They’d show you pictures and images and have you nod or shake your head to see if you were interested in any of the things displayed. Ravage, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw don’t interface with you and they leave the area whenever you interface with the other three
Overall, you’ve become an inseparable and irreplaceable part of the family. Each of them would fight for you and fiercely defend you if ever necessary. Neither Soundwave or his Cassettes can imagine life without you anymore, you live a fun, pampered and rambunctious life with these guys and you wouldn’t trade it for anything














