there are benefits to having a giant alien robot boyfriend with a screen for a face
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there are benefits to having a giant alien robot boyfriend with a screen for a face
Compared to how much human language and Cybertronian are different from other, they would never guess one day their human would come to them and use some keyboard device to talk to them. (Like how rocky talk to grace on the ship lol)
Human: *start typing* [ Greetings fellow bot. ]
Bots: !??!!! You can talk Cybertronian now?!
Human: *clicking sound* [ Yes, how are you today? ]
Bots: Fine…Great actually—, wow you really speak our language…this is incredible!
Human: [ device still in developing]
Human: [ want to know bot’s name ]
Bots: but aren’t you already know my name?
Human: [ in cybertronian not earth language ]
Bots: OH— okay it’s (…).
Human: *typing* [ -— -—? ]
Bots: YES! I’m so proud of you! Good human!
Human: [ proud happy thank you ]
Bots: *mutter* Primus…this is the best day of my life.
AHHHH I LOVE UR YANDERE TRANSFORMERS ART ITS SOOO YUMMYYY could i plz ask for soundwave but tfp soundwave? I love him dearly.... 🩷🩷 AHHH IF REQUESTS ARENT OPEN YOU CAN IGNORE THIS u probably get tons of requests anyways ^^; (IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE FORGET THIS 😭)
Hii anon!! Sure, no dialogue for this one to fit in with his character lol. Because of his quiet nature, one moment you can watch him staring almost motionless at the screen while his digits steadily move across the keyboard.. maybe you became sleepy due to the boredom and next thing you know when you open your eyes, his blank faceplate is staring at you now. And in a very close distance.. hm i don't think he'd emote with his face either most of the time, only times like when he's feeling particulary very infatuated. He will get touchy with his tendrils, petting your head and just prod you gently to feel you </3 he's just so immersed.
(Psspsppsps i have a ko-fi now!! Nothing too important but might mention it here ( ˶°ᗜ°))
hii! (this is my 1st time doing this so idk how it goes-) but can i ask for anything with g1 soundwave? could be a lil kiss, a huggie, sitting on his hand/shoulder, or even chilling inside his cassette player. thanks and happy birthday again!
Ravage the best to cuddle with! But unfortunately that make’s frenzy and rumble jealous, luckily soundwave is there to calm things down
(Sorry this took so long thank u for the bday wishes!)
From the second that Soundwave first saw you, he knew that he had to take care of you. You were a tiny human and he had found you in the middle of the woods. You had gotten lost and had stumbled onto him doing standard perimeter surveillance. He could feel a presence and someone staring at him but he didn’t know that he would see you when he turned around. You were peeking out from behind a tree and just staring up at the giant mech as he sat on the forest floor.
You seemed shy as you ducked back behind the tree and he couldn’t help but smile behind his faceshield. He liked the life here on Earth. He had just gotten to pet a small brown quadrupedal animal and he thoroughly enjoyed himself. He also enjoyed the sunlight streaming through the alien trees and the calming nature of the forest here. He carefully reached his right servo out towards where you hid behind the tree, just like he did with the deer. He wanted to be able to interact with you too.
“Hiding: unnecessary. Flesh sparkling: safe.” He said.
He knew that you wouldn’t understand him. You were a primate and it was unknown whether or not Earthlings were even capable of intelligent communication. He knew that the best way to interact with Earth life was to wait for it to come to him. Sure enough, you peeked out from behind the tree again and looked up at him after a few nanoclicks. He thought that it was adorable that humans were so curious and soft. The flesh on humans reminded him of the squishy forms of young sparklings. He continued smiling and stayed still as he watched your cautious approach. You slowly reached out towards him as well and carefully touched the tip of his digit with your tiny flesh servo.
Soundwave was delighted. He continued to stay still as his engine hummed happily. He was a mech of simple pleasures. He enjoyed nature and the soothing way that Earthlings moved. You were clearly not as advanced as Cybertronian life but something about it was incredibly endearing to him.
“Earthling: will be taken care of.” He stated as he slowly picked you up. He stood up and watched you as you tried to keep your balance. You steadied yourself on his digits as he curled them around you protectively. You didn't seem to like the beeping, whirring, and clicking sound of the Cybertronian language but it was clear that your curiosity was outweighing your caution.
He waited for you to look back up at him before he gently started to pet the top of your helm with a single digit. He was impossibly careful as he started petting and rubbing your back with a second digit. It was clear from the way that you leaned into his touch that you enjoyed the contact. Your cute little snuggles made his spark glow and his engine purr more loudly.
Soundwave decided to take you back to the base with him. Keeping you would be an excellent way to keep up morale within the ranks and he deeply enjoyed your company already. He figured that you wouldn’t mind so he simply began carrying you to your new home.
I’m sure this is a very common take, but I haven’t had any motivation to write fandom stuff lately, so I wanted to get this little bit down while I had the inspiration
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Being the human partner of a Cybertronian, any Cybertronian really, and turning this huge, hulking, intimidating bot into a giant mechanical cat with some gentle touches, some kisses, and sweet words. Standing on your bot’s shoulder, gently stroking a hand over their cheekplate, and listening to that earthshaking rumble of their engine as they purr. Your bot gently nudging you with their cheek or nose when you stop, silently insisting the continued touch and affectionate words. Your bot mass displacing and crawling into your bed, arranging pillows on your lap before laying their head down and promptly falling into a well deserved recharge. (Let’s pretend that they wouldn’t shatter the bed frame just by putting a little weight on it, lmao-) Your bot trying to teach you chirolinguistics, not realizing that you don’t have the same kinds of sensors in your palm as they do, leaving you incredibly confused. Your bot relishing in the tiny flickers of unabashed emotion they get from your very weak organic EM field. Singing softly to your bot, only for them to croon one of their favorite Cybertronian tunes right back, and the both of you giggling over just how vastly different your music is from each other’s. Your bot trying to teach you the Cybertronian language, and you trying to teach them about human art/literature/philosophy/etc. You and your bot being soft and cute and fluffy. Send tweet 🏃♀️💨
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I hope you don’t mind me tagging you, but you’re the one who motivated me to get back into writing!!! This lil drabble certainly isn’t my best work, but it’s the most I’ve done in awhile, haha @revelboo
Earth & Humans are...Fragging Weird
Y/n*Is lying on the floor, starfish spread* A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated...
Bumblebee*Who was playing Mario Kart beside you just freezes and an array of beeps and chirps a heard*!?!-
Raf*Nods at that, is playing beside Bee*Yeah, Also, When humans are starving for a prolonged time, the human stomach can actually EAT itself
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Y/n: Male platypus has half-inch poisonous spurs located on the inner side of the back ankle. Scientists believe that males use these spurs to compete with rivals during the breeding season. A kick from one of these bad boys is potent enough to kill small animals and cause intense pain in humans...
Bulkhead: B-but it seems friend-shaped...
Y/n*Pats his helm and kisses it*Oh boy, you are not ready to know about otter's truth of male otters...
Bulkhead: NO, NOT THE OTTERS!?-
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Y/n*Sitting on the floor looking up at the wall*Hey Doc...if you try to fail...but end up succeeding...which did you actually do?
Ratchet*Jumps and turns around, Poking his head out through the washrack curtain*Y/N IM IN THE SHOWER!?-GET OUTTA HERE!?
Y/n*Not even flinching, and holding washcloths* Can I join you in and give you a back scrub?
Ratchet: Get your human aft in here
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Y/n*Is in a giant birdcafe*The Egyptians believed, the most significant thing you could do in your life... was DIE
Megatron*Who Kidnapped you, and just stared at you with a raised "brow"*I think we got a defective human...
Shockwave & Soundwave:....
Y/n*Looks at Megatron*You look like a metal shark...I like sharks- OH, did you know Baby sharks eat their siblings inside the womb of their mommy shark!... Actually, humans that too tho only with twin cases if the twin dies inside the mother
Megatron & Soundwave*Both their shoulders raise up like a flinch*...
Shockwave: Humans are...more interesting than first thought. All that they stated seems to be true
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Y/n*Is on soundwaves desk, watching him work, your leg chained to the wall*You like elephants, don't you...
Soundwave:....
Y/n: Don't try to hide it, your pretty bird of death spilled the beans. Did you know Humans and Elephants are the only ones in the animal kingdom to have chins? Not even gorillas or chimpanzees have one...
Soundwave*Was enraged Lazerbeak seems to humoir you, but then his head tilted to imagine the cuteness of elephants and now you being similar*Statement: Fact seems to be...true
Y/n: Oh, also Elephant, so matter if they're adults ot babies...think humans are cute-...go on see videos on youtube!
Soundwave:...
-Five minutes later-
Starscream*Coming into Soundwave's workplace*Soundwave, The autobots are requesting-...
Soundwave, Lazerbeak, you, and even...some vehicons are on the youtube watching a compilation of cute animal videos
Y/n: Where putting cat videos next, wanna join us?...
Starscream:...
Part 2
Mmmm handholding intimacy part two