#ask wanders

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u r mr gay

mirror, buddy.

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poopoo shit doodoo shit pooand piss

me when im birds and i see a perfectly good windowsill

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address me

hi mar thank you for the *checks notes* seven asks

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what are yo ufcking gay or something. crange.

no i quit that stuff,,,.,. i trynot to do all that anymore

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Cellbit seeing ? with a tail and immediately starting testing as soon as Roier and Pulgoier are gone because?? Why wouldn’t he?? It isn’t real??? And ? not letting Pulgoier play with his tail later and Pulgoier tying Cellbit’s shoes together. I have a vision.

anon get out of my head i was literally just about to talk about that

because cellbit's obviously going to test it as soon as he can because what the hell? and obviously he's not testing on pulgoier because a) he's roiers and b) fucking spiders ew no

? never says much other than guapito, but I think that the next word he ever says is "no" when pulgoier tries to pet his tail and it pulls away. ? doesnt say why, because he can't, but he looks in cellbits direction and pulgoier gets the idea

cellbit finds his shoes tied together and also pulgoier staring at him and flexing its little spider legs, trying to be menacing. it normally wouldn't work because pulgoier is like two apples tall but cellbit hates spiders so he's properly freaked out

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ohmygod wait the minimes making cellbit understand his own trauma … making him realize there was nothing he did that made him deserve being taken away from his family and being thrown into a war … god. ur brain >>>

i think it's a fun way to do it, by making him enact some of the horrors he's experienced on a smaller version of himself, that external healing can then be turned inside onto him

I think there'd be a moment where cellbit admits that he feels better about being nicer to ?, and roier would turn to look at him and ask if he's being nicer to himself, too. and cellbit will groan because he's fallen into his husband's therapy trap

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thinking of ? trying to read something in an attempt to mimic cellbit but doesn't understand anything besides noticing a few patterns...

that little guy cannot read very well! it still tries though, because it's meant to mimic. I'm sure ? could be taught how if it was needed to, but mostly it just recognizes patterns if cellbit asks it to find a book or something

it likes how paper feels though

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Does the first section of your ghost sight au imply that Bad knows Cellbit can see ghosts? How does this effect their relationship? I don't think if he does he would ask about the eggs because he blames himself so much that he probably thinks they blame him too but wondering y'know (always gonna be a ghostie first sorry)

Also thinking about if the dead eggs follow their parents around. Does Cellbit see Juanaflippa following her dads around as they try and steal Richas on the first day? Is Tilin there as Quackity tries to convince Cellbit and Forever that Philza has kidnapped his egg (Tallulah) when Quackity shows the Brazilians Tilin's grave?

Recently watched Cellbit's D1 VOD and I am having thoughts about that in this AU

bad does know cellbit can see ghosts! and i imagine it doesn't change their relationship much other than bad being very curious about it. he doesn't bring it up because he's pretty sure that's not normal for humans and so it's probably not a good idea for him to say he knows. but, hey, maybe cellbit's just a weird human?

he can tell the eggs are probably around every time cellbit's eyes shift a little to the side, or when he eventually starts to adjust his hands in empty air as if he's holding a hand smaller than his own. he doesn't ask about them, partially from guilt and partially because he still doesn't know how he'd bring that up. (cellbit doesn't know how to talk to him about it either, even if he'd like to.)

and yep cellbit could see tilin and flippa following their parents around the entire time, and hear all of their commentary about what they were doing. tilin refused to enter their grave, though, and cellbit considered slipping out early to talk to them. he decided against it, since all three ghosts would probably want to talk to him as a group