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[shebecamethesun]

👀👀👀 smosh baby fic????? hello?? yes please!

yeah? anyone want an amangela pregnancy/baby fic? (no cheating/no partners) just two idiots figuring out their feelings and how to raise a baby together?

[lunaticsandidiots]

You know the "break the bed during sex" trope? How do you think Adrian would be if that happened to him and his partner?

break the bed

(afab gn!reader) (nsfw 18+)

a/n: this is absolute filth. thank you for the prompt ily anon <3 (also i havent been assed to proofread anything rn sorrryyyyy)

In hindsight, it was absolutely mind boggling that the calamity and you and Adrian were making hadn’t prompted a nosy neighbour or passer-by to call the cops.

“Oh fuck yes- Oh fuck yes- OH FUCK YES!” you cried as Adrian fucked you into the bed relentlessly, the lewd sounds of skin slapping punctuating each and every thrust.

“Fuck-Fuck-SHITYOUFEELSOFUCKINGGOOD” Adrian whimpered, his cock slamming into you at a merciless pace as his white-knuckled hand gripped the headboard.

With each thrust, you wailed.

With each thrust, he growled.

And with each thrust, the bed frame began to wobble and screech.

The two of you were too far gone to notice the bed’s dwindling stability, even less so when Adrian hit a particularly erogenous spot hidden deep inside you, prompting you to rake your nails down his back and draw fresh blood with another shrill “FUCK YES ADRIAN DON’T STOP!”

Adrian bit down on your shoulder hard, his curly hair mopping the sweat of your face as he buried his face in your neck to leave harsh, wet, open mouthed kisses, biting and tonguing and moaning against your skin.

“M’gonna fuck you till you can’t walk anymore. M’gonna fill you with my cum and fuck it into you till you can’t even fucking think anymore.” Adrian growled, his possessiveness quickly drawing your orgasm near.

Your hands finished wreaking havoc on the porcelain skin of Adrian’s back, one of them grabbing him by the ass to hoist your hips up even closer to his, rolling them as best as you could under his brain melting pace to push yourself over the edge.

“Adri- ADRIAN! Fuck- I’m gonna-“

Your other hand made the mistake of pressing itself against the headboard to leverage yourself as Adrian was, pulling his body towards it with every thrust so that every last inch of his cock would be inside you. You could feel your legs start to quiver involuntarily as your cunt clenched around him, signalling the start of your undoing, and the very notion of you cumming underneath him brought Adrian to his own orgasm.

The second your hand pushed back on the frame, the entire structure came crumbling to the ground, the mattress falling lopsidedly atop the pile of wooden planks and metal beams.

Adrian was too swept up in the moment, too enraptured by how you made him feel, hence why he continued to fuck the both of you right over the edge, wailing and groaning through the rumbling in your ears and the stars in your eyes and the dust of the disaster settling around you.

“So fucking good-“ Adrian snivelled into the crook of your neck, never ceasing his thrusts as he began to leak out of you and onto the mattress, “-Pussy feels so fucking good cumming around me- Fuck!”

In due time, the two of you settled into a bewildered silence, puffing and panting as Adrain lay on top of you with his semi-hard cock still nestled inside you.

It was like Adrian hadn’t even noticed what’d happened as he wrapped his arms around you, holding your sweaty bodies tightly together as he enjoyed the slick sensation of skin-on-skin and pressed small, sweet, kisses along your jaw.

Your lack of reciprocation soon caught Adrians attention, and he lifted his head up just enough to look at you with those big, innocent green eyes with not a thought behind them and a creased brow.

“What’s wrong babe, you okay?” Adrian asked, eyes scanning your face for missed signs of injury or upset.

“Adrian, we-“ you chortled, so shocked but so impressed that he’d missed the event entirely, “-We just broke the fucking bed.”

“What?” Adrian gasped, curls bouncing as his head frantically whipped around in every direction to take in his surroundings.

And just as you had explained, the mattress was teetering on top of what was essentially a deconstructed ikea flat pack. To put it mildly, Adrian was very pleased with his discovery.

“FUCK YEAH DUDE, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!”

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[the-name-is-z]

Hi lovey was wondering if we will see jealous Daryl in season 7 like when Negan is talking about sherry how hot she is if he will talk about Iris to Daryl? Idkk if it makes sense sorry and like when he goes to Alexandria for pickup? Sorry for the bother

I won’t give anything specific away about the new season, just know there will be a new conflict introduced in addition to the ones that are already in place in the show!

[considermygenderminecrafted]

wait this might be like. a very basic question so pls don't feel like you have to answer it but i'm really interested in the british class dynamic stuff you're talking about and how it applies to the dsmp - are tubbo/wilbur considered southern and tommy/phil are northern? is jack northern? i'm realizing now that i can usually figure out if british streamers are from the same area bc they have similar accents but i don't actually know how that maps onto like. geographical locations per se

It's largely a cultural thing tbh!

So yeah, Phil n Jack both ID aa northern. Tommy is technically north midlands but v much close enough n also talks like he does (partially cause his mum's Yorkshire) that when it comes to percieved class dynamics and cultural aspect I place him much much more promixate to northern. Like youve done placin them 3 in the same region

Like lookin at the Wikipedia page on North South divide, where he's from is defined as in different regions (either northern of East Midlands) in different paragraphs depending on what the topic of the divide is. So yeah. Northern enough for these purposes /lh /hj

[edit found new source from 2021 which places him northern so there we go]

Wilbur, George, Tubbo are southern

Ponk is also southern I think, but occupys a slightly different space thy use lot more MLE which is working class dialect n theyre Black British which is adds another element

Eret has an RP English accent but also has American influence

Uhhh I think thats all the Brits in DSMP? Sorry if I forgot anyone it's 5am kekw

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

The funny is because he's clearly Trying To Understand It but doing it wrong, like your dad clumsily trying to use modern slang. He's definitely not being a dick about it

Yeah he's for sure not bein a dick about it , he's just messin around, it's a bit clumsy.

But like, if tone tags are accessibility aid we should prolly think about like, if finding it cringe or funny that someone doesn't yet know how to use em proper is like summit we should lean into. I get that it's young people shit but like I also rate we shouldn't make it exclusive to young people or like find it cringe when an older person wants to use it. Like thas how it's lookin t me I've been thinkin bout this all day

sorry if I'm a wee bit curt I've got COVID I've forgotten how t code switch /lh

[thezoeiblack]

Don't you think it's unfair towards your ex to keep his son away from him? Not to think how unfair it is towards Connor. The boy needs a father, don't you think? Especially after having met him now.

"The boy deserves a father we can trust, don't you think? honestly, it's better if I'll just move on and find a decent man to be a father figure to Connor... Maybe someone who doesn't cheat and lies?..."

[that-little-zebunny]

Morning love! Just wanted to say hi❤️ and leave you hugs❤️ hope you’ve had a wonderful day! Sweet dreams of beefy Bucky hehehe and that ask you sent me was delish, will do as soon as I can❤️thank you!

Morning!! 😍🥰 Hugssss accepted and returned! Awww best way to end the day. Also yup it was a chill one. Hopefully you'll have a great day too! And yes send me that Beefy Daddy to cuddle with as I sleep hihi. Love you and no prob take ur time on the request I just suddenly had it iny head and thought you'll love it. I'm off now. Good morning muah!

[shebecamethesun]

baby fic baby fic baby fic😭😭i loved the new ao3 you just posted but also i need more baby fic in the next smau pretty please oh mighty amangela overlord

i have an idea for a baby fic smau i swear! but real life has been so busy lately unfortunately. i hope to be able to lock in and actually write it in the future though. and i hope you guys would still be here to read it <3