why must I be coherent or correct

Ay up, I'm Xeph(yr) They/them or xe/xem/xyr, I'm 21. This is my hermitblr and now prolly trafficblr blog, my dsmp blog is considermygenderminecrafted. I'm a ZIT main and will kill for tangotek.

[ashiyn]

the joe hills experience

[liekadae]

Tangotek!!!

ur skin too fire they'll kill u!!

[strxwbxrry-doki]

I posted this on Twitter a while ago but I think it belongs here too because it's probably my favorite thing ever,, the idiots of all time <3

[exitwound]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

[poetrygoldfinch]

I had a #autismmoment and decided to figure out how each hermit formatted their titles, and thus what would the "most average" hermitcraft video title be?

I'm sure no one else cares but I went through and figured out that the Most Average Title is as follows:

This is a Title - Hermitcraft 11: Episode 1

in case anyone was curious

[l3o-draws]

🩷💛❤️ my favourite trio :D

[amberwrens]

scar official birthday bumblebee ft vex attack

[m-artsoul]

18/08/25

FUN FACT: hermits can stack up to at least 4‼️

NOTE: i saw this pose and knew i had to draw these four in it. considering how great the dynamics are between them, there isn't much content with them all together, huh... welp.

the og pose by neponeponepo0:

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Cleo: I-in between a Diggity Dog and a False, nowhere I’d rath—I’m gonna not say that.

[kitmoss]

the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏

[makingtrouble]

Fondly reminiscing over the time mumbo hermitcraft jumbo revolutionized slime farming meta by building a slime farm that sucked ass so legendarily that it forced the technical minecraft community to figure out how on god’s cubic earth he even did that

[gardenergulfie]

So I learned the craziest fact today under the Burback Club Penguin video

[gardenergulfie]

CLUB PENGUIN GOT HIM INTO MINECRAFT?????

[inthelittlewood]

Why are you british

RNG

[wasyago]

wow what a fine establishment! the constant screaming is a bit concerning but their beetroots are a real killer let me tell you, yum yum! i advice everyone to go and try it for themselves

[ikachap]

Cleo is real now woah yippee haha woo!!! Bonus mini gif :]

[elizaisdunn]

how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season

[elizaisdunn]

forgot to rb this last week rip but happy new torture labyrinth guys 🥰

[enbyandyy]

we got hermitcraft yaoi before GTA 6