#ask:james

[graciesgotwood]

PM: Wood.

PM: Sup, Gramps?

[graciesgotwood]

Dear Diary

I MET JAMES POTTER TODAY! Aside from Roxy and Rose and Freddie, he’s like... the only Potter/Weasley who’s in Gryffindor.

What the heck happened to all the rest of them?

Anyway, I don’t really care that he’s famous or anything, but I care that he’s going to be the next Quidditch captain. I mean, obviously, right? Who else would get it?

I MUST GET HIM TO LIKE ME IMMEDIATELY.

How can an 11 year old girl impress a third year?

Maybe someone can start throwing Remembralls around the common room. I heard that worked for his dad.

I’ll start strategizing. He’ll be so amazed by me that I’ll be on the team guaranteed as soon as possible. I’m going to rock his socks off, just wait.

SEND ME “DEAR DIARY,” TO READ MY CHARACTERS WOULD-BE JOURNAL ENTRY FROM THE DAY THEY MET YOURS.

[graciesgotwood]

✅

Old men make the wisest teachers.

SEND ME A ✅ AND ILL WRITE A SIX-WORD STORY FOR OUR MUSES

[becclawtheraven]

☂ ☏

send me a ☂ for three tweets from my muse directed at your muse

becclaw: Spotted on campus: @gryffinauror and @fireboltfabray. Do the alumni ever really leave? The world may never know.becclaw: The Book Fairy might have to expand her collection to *shudders* Quidditch books, if that's what it takes for @gryffinauror to read something!becclaw: @gryffinauror & @tangoderoxanne = best karaoke act of the night! If you weren't at Mercedes's event at the Three Broomsticks, you missed out

send me a ☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse’s phone

“Wait, James Potter? I was trying to call Jake Puckerman to check on Aubrey, Merlin, phone, what are you doing? You’re going to make the alums think I’m creepy. Wait, no, I’m totally doing that all on my own, bloody hell, why am I still talking? I’m so, so sorry, please pretend this never happened!”

SEND ME A SOCIAL MEDIA MEME!