#ask:weird

[new-york-snix]

Santana traced gentle kisses along Mr. Schue's rock hard body, and smiled when the older man began to moan in pleasure. There had been things Santana missed about Lima and McKinley, and she missed her former choir teacher most of all. "If Emma finds out." he began, but Santana shushed him with a finger to his mouth. "Shhh. She won't find out." She told him as she pressed another kiss on his jawline.

I literally just threw up in my mouth. This is the grossest thing I’ve ever read in all off ever, and I can tell you right now I’m gonna need therapy to get over it.  

[neighborlyavenger]

what's a condom?

Well, it's a form of protection one wears when having sex. If you don't know what one is, then maybe you shouldn't be doing anything that would require one. That's just my opinion though. 

[neighborlyavenger]

if you could name your feet, what would each foot be named?

My feet? Why would I name my feet? 

I don't know, anon. Um. Michael Jackson? Because he was an amazing dancer. Oh, each one... Okay... Maybe the other one could be Kevin Bacon. 

This was a very odd question. 

[neighborlyavenger]

do you like penis flavored ice cream?

Um... I don't think that comes as an ice cream flavor.