While Milana is away and blissfully unaware of anything, in her kitchen an actual battle is taking place -- on one side is standing a cookie dough, on other Yachiru supported by Kenpachi. All of that is actively supported by kittens, though no one can be sure on which side they are really standing. Yachiru is happy. Kittens are happy. Kitchen is on the verge of survival~
Why ever the frontshad been devided between the cookie dough as well as Yachiru and Kenpachi, shedidn’t believe either of them would be able to tell her, especially the cookiedough would not. While she just came home, an eyebrow would rise and eyesstaring in her kitchen perfectly unable to even explain what she was about tosee. If the Shinigami should find a metaphor for said picture unfolding beforegreen eyes, it might come closest to a tennis-match where cookie-dough ( as obviously leading player )had all the match-balls on its side, and Yachiru was either the trainer ofKenpachi, or the other way around, no one could be really sure.
And tennis-ball?
Kittens – out of some reasontwo, and very very hairy, butoverally also nearly a bit too full of dough for Milana’s liking, yet she wouldnot want to disturb that match. However it had happened that sugar, flour, agood of dozen eggs and other utensils for making nothing more than easy cookies( other ingredients were, for example:chocolate chips ) landed notonly on the ground but also on theceiling was something she---
---oh well, betterstop that right now.
Just in the momentwhen one of Yachiru’s self-made catapults would come to attack the cookie doughplayer and missile – what appeared to be milk? – would not land on dough buton, and maybe in mouth of, one of the kittens, she had caught exactly this andeven evaded projectile gracefully and with much luck – obviously.
This was also themoment when everybody, even if only remotely, realized that, yes, owner of saidkitchen was home and, yes, she had witnessed the whole little warfrom first row and was – perfectly amused by it. With revelation that she wasn’texactly mad, it took nothing more than a few moments until everybody was on itsplace ( with queue of Kenpachi, Yachiru and both kittens ) and a bit of all the mess had beencleaned up so that they could add a quick lesson how to easily, and with a lotless catastrophe, make fantastic cookies – and yes, also with additional chocolate chips.
And without a doubt – everybody was happy.














