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Son, I found your blog. You are in serious shit right now, you hear me

You think you can control me? How adorable

son why am I not in the family pic

BECAUSE I HATE YOU

son why am I not in the family pic

BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER ASSHOLE

guess what son! now that Im your dad I can ground you. No killing people for a week! xoxox

I’M A GROWN MAN FUK U SHERLOCK. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANTED. Oh wait….I ALREADY HAVE

Hi son, lets go play catch in the park

YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER >:(

willyum i don have a flower crown make me one pls cracka cakes

is2g i was about to not give u one because u called me cracka cakes like wtf is cracka cakes

but whatever, since i'm nice

Oy! Sherlock! I understand you think you're a genius! Care to help me out with a little deduction?

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