my design, not yours

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the sassiest bitch on the block is back can i get a what what

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ITS BEEN SO LONG HAVE A KISS :*

i’d rather not have mono but thx for the offer

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So man, feeling holy yet?

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Hey so when you like die in jail can I have your dogs

dont fuckin touch my dogs, buddy

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Don't worry Will. No matter how lonely it gets in jail, I'll always show up to visit you just when you thought you'd regained some sanity or that you were going to sleep. Don't kid yourself. Neither of those are ever happening. Embrace your insanity. Love me.

i'm sure this is supposed to be some kind of reassuring, but it's not i'm sorry i disLIKE YOU PLEASE

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did you guys catch the cheesecake ripper yet

no, but i heard if you go to safeway, they have some artificial cheescakes on sale

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hey free willy how u feeling

i'm feeling a bit tasty and insane

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It fucking rhymes.

yeAH SO WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME

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7 dogs and counting occasionally starring the dog man in jail

it's just 7 dogs right now unless alana's stealing taking in dogs in for me

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what the actual fuck

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Don't you have some dogs to steal or something. Oh, wait, you're in jail.... HAHA FUCKIN LOSER

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Oh goody you're back. I was starting to think Hannibal had eaten you or something.

at least in jail i'm safe from that anus lecter

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One time I got locked in hell

my life's a living hell

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guys, spock has this fucking monthly phase where he confesses his fucking love for me christ help

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Well, look what the stag dragged in.

listen here, that damn stag diD NOT DRAG ME ANYWHERE HE'SA  BITCH DON'T SPEAK TO ME ABOUT STAG

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hannibal-fandom reblogged your post:what up bitches, heatus is almost over and i’M...

((I’m here and ready to creepily watch you from the corner some more yeehaw.))

thAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO FUCKIN HEAR

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WELCOME BACK I missed u ; ^ ;

duh, how ca n u not miss me