#ask-a-grunt

[ask-a-grunt]

Well... Bad news, we still don't know where "here" is.

Good news, you at least got some shade!

Now that you mention it, it is rather hot out here. Some shade does sounds nice right about now...

...There we go. That's MUCH better. Nice and shady!

...Hm? What's that?

<- Previous | Next ->

[smallestskullgrunt]

"I feel like you are challenging my status of being the smallest grunt. I am 5'3 of pure anger and determination yo!" - ask-a-grunt

“Well, I’m nine! Whatever that means!”

[ask-a-grunt]

[Folding pocket knife materializes]

Take this and keep it concealed, little dude, self defense is important here! Any ideas where you're at right now?

[Ringo has obtained a Pocket Knife! It has been added to their Inventory.]

Ringo is a little confused by the sudden appearance of a weapon in their hands. Why would they need this..?

...Anyways, they're not really sure where here even is. There's not a lot around here to look at, anyway...

...Well. Except for that tree over there, maybe.

<- Previous | Next ->

[ask-a-grunt]

Well that was an unusual dream.

Next ->

[ask-a-grunt]

hi there! you got a name? -🐐

The grunt doesn't have a name. At least, they can't recall ever having one. They're just a grunt. That's all.

...Oh! Hm... Having a name does sound nice, though!

TASK RECIEVED: Bestow upon this S-3LF a moniker.

<- Previous | Next ->

[ask-a-grunt]

welcome to hell little guy! I hope you like evil JavaScript and cars

Uhh- thank you??? Also, what's a JavaScript? And a car??

<- Previous | Next ->

[ask-a-grunt]

throws a pebble at your head

wakey wakey eggs and bakey what's up lil dude

[Grunt has taken 1 point of damage.] Ow!

Well, something was just thrown at the grunt's head. Not exactly the best start to anyone's day.

??/?? health remaining.

<- Previous | Next ->

[ask-a-grunt]

I bestow upon you the moniker of Ringo !

They seem to like it!

Ringo it is, then!

TASK COMPLETE! Bestow upon this S-3LF a moniker.

<- Previous | Next ->