#ask-aeon

[the-general-ask-blogge]

Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.

…. …. …. I don’t even wish to dignify this with a response. ‘Tis so bad, it makes any joke Jiraiya attempts to make sound funny.

That is not a good thing. ~Izanagi

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If you put hay six feet under, is it a straw-bury?

sure. if you say so. ~Sissel

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Why was the doctor angry with the judge? ... He was always trying his patients!

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ~Falspar

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Why did the farmer kick the baseball players of the field? ... They kept hitting fowls!

That

that was shitty. I can only think of one thing shittier, dare I say it. Temptation’s puns. ~Walter

[askthesmashtwins]

(This needs a serious title)

[askthesmashtwins]

welcome to master and ae dumping each other into the trash where they belong

Shateh: Aeon: *that's a big card house, aeon*

MdFFFF: Master: *IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT. Like adding more cards*

Shateh: Aeon: ....That works. I thought you were going to knock it over.

MdFFFF: Master: What would that accomplish?

Shateh: Aeon: Bothering me?

MdFFFF: Master: That's too easy.

Shateh: Aeon: Mmm. Is that so.

MdFFFF: Master: Oh, yes. If I wanted to bother you, I'd do other things.

MdFFFF: Master: *he just leans against Aeon* Do you still want to be a horse so people can ride you?

Shateh: Aeon: Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.

MdFFFF: Master: What would you do for a cookie?

Shateh: Aeon: I'd sell you to satan.

MdFFFF: Master: I super hate you.

Shateh: Aeon: Nice to know.

MdFFFF: Master: Oh, yes, I'd see all the fucks you give. If you had any.

Shateh: Aeon: We have a winner.

MdFFFF: Master: Oh, boy, I love winning, what did I win

Shateh: Aeon: Air.

MdFFFF: Master: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Shateh: Aeon: Congrats.

MdFFFF: Master: *he throws a bit of confetti at Aeon*

Shateh: Aeon: Throw it at yourself, nitwit.

MdFFFF: Master: That's boring.

Shateh: Aeon: *He rolls his eyes*

MdFFFF: Master: *he takes a step back*

Shateh: Aeon: ...??

MdFFFF: Master: *he leaps onto Aeon's back* Onwards, steed!

Shateh: Aeon: *He is completely, 100%, unfazed. He just adjusts Master and then steps around the cards. Wow.*

MdFFFF: Master: Oh, you actually moved. I expected you to drop me

Shateh: Aeon: Sure.

Shateh: Aeon: I could do that, too.

MdFFFF: Master: Don't actually do that, I might hit the cards

Shateh: Aeon: I have a better idea, anyway.

MdFFFF: Master: ??

luigifan: George: What a loving relationship.

Shateh: Aeon: *He walks to the nearest trashcan and drops Master in it* Yeah, that idea is taking out the trash.

MdFFFF: Master: .... The trash can take itself out, you know.

Shateh: Aeon: Can it, now?

Shateh: Aeon: That doesn't explain why it was so inclined to jump on my back, then.

MdFFFF: Master: So it could take the rest of the trash with it.

Shateh: Aeon: It did a terrible job, then.

MdFFFF: Master: I agree.

Shateh: Aeon: Good to know. *He produces more cards from who-knows-where and then starts adding to that card house*

MdFFFF: Master: *he stays there for a moment before getting up*

Shateh: Aeon: Damn, you weren't as stuck as I thought you were. I guess I'll just have to drop you into a bigger wastebasket, then.

MdFFFF: Master: *he grins* Sorry. I'm not that tiny.

Shateh: Aeon: *He puts down the cards, picks Master up, and proceeds to find a bigger trashcan to drop him in*

MdFFFF: Master: Don't even think about it, I'm going to throw you in a dumpster

Shateh: Aeon: No you aren't. *Into the trash you go, Master*

MdFFFF: Master: *he makes a dumpster behind Aeon, psychically picks him up, and drops him in*

MdFFFF: Master: Rest in pieces, you trash. *he gets out*

Shateh: Aeon: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me. *He drags Master into the dumpster*

MdFFFF: Master: Gaaaayyyyyy *he escapes*

Shateh: Aeon: *He gets out, grabs Master, and proceeds to dump him in a landfill. Temporal shenanigans ahoy.*

MdFFFF: Master: ... AND now my coat is gross. Thanks.

Shateh: Aeon: You're welcome.

MdFFFF: Master: That's it, come here, you little shit.

Shateh: Aeon: Don't touch me

luigifan: George: *does a jig*

MdFFFF: Master: Too bad! *he opens a portal and throws Aeon in*

Shateh: Aeon: whAT THE FUCK

MdFFFF: Master: Behold, Crazy's personal landfill. Beat that.

luigifan: George: *JIGS HARDER*

Shateh: Aeon: I'll drop you on Chaos

MdFFFF: Master: That's just borderline lethal.

Shateh: Aeon: And this isn't?

MdFFFF: Master: He only cleans out on Fridays.

Shateh: Aeon: Help me up.

MdFFFF: Master: Oh, fine.

Shateh: Aeon: Thank you.

MdFFFF: Master: You aren't welcome.

Shateh: Aeon: *He rolls his eyes*

Shateh: Aeon: I don't think I can top Crazy's personal landfill.

MdFFFF: Master: A winner is me. It me. Get out of there.

Shateh: Aeon: Oh yes, I'll just teleport. Because I can totally do that.

MdFFFF: Master: .... I'll close this damn portal and leave you there.

Shateh: Aeon: Don't even think about it

MdFFFF: Master: YOU CAN'T STOP ME *he pauses and thinks about this*

Shateh: Aeon: I'm going to kick you.

MdFFFF: Master: Not if you don't get the hell over here.

Shateh: Aeon: *YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET OVER THERE*

MdFFFF: Master: *I'm waiting*

Shateh: Aeon: *Okay, I'm going over there*

MdFFFF: Master: *he shifts so Ae can get through the portal*

Shateh: Aeon: *He kicks Master and THEN goes through*

MdFFFF: Crazy: *watches that* ... What was that about?

[askthesmashtwins]

DOES ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOU THREE AND THE MIZZOS LIVE IN SMASHVERSE FULL TIME THIS IS SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS ME I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY SIGN OF LIFE OTHER THAN YOU THREE

Oh, you finally noticed? Tabuu counts, due to having been from here. Snowball and Lady are here. Other than that, well… There.. MAY have been someone here. May. Other than that, it is uninhabited unless there is a Tournament going on.

[askthesmashtwins]

Bit late to the party, but hey, happy birthday.

Ay, you’re not late! It’s still today! Thanks, Aeon!

Yeah, uh, thanks or whatever, Ae.