camping rp.docx
*izanagi and arséne are lurking around the corner, watching* Sheepy: Why're they watching us Yu: Umm... so the social link was fixed! Sheepy: okay. *arséne disappears for a few minutes, and comes back as very muffled and distant minako can be heard celebrating* Sheepy: Why is this a big deal? Izanagi: Because you two are friends again! :) Sheepy: Oh. *MINAKO IS HERE NOW, GROUP HUG PART 5000000* Sheepy: *oh hi* Yu: *hey!!!* Sheepy: It doesn't seem like a big deal...? Yu: It is, definitely. Sheepy: But why? Yu: Because it is. Sheepy: *stare* Yu:....... Sheepy:....but why? Minako: Well, there's no more fighting! Isn't that a good thing? Sheepy: I guess? Sheepy: But it's not really a big deal. Minako: I guess. Well. We don't need the t-shirt anymore. Sheepy: I'm glad for that, at least. Minako: Would you guys like to light it on fire Sheepy: I can do that!? Yu: Um... is that really a good idea? Minako: No, probably not. That's why we can do it outside. Sheepy: Great! *they go outside?* Sheepy: *BURN SHIRT BURN SHIRT BURN SHIRT* *yay* Minako: Someone should have brought marshmallows. Sheepy: But marshmallows are gross. "People say dying is bad, but.. it's okay! It's not too bad." Minako: For me. Sheepy: Oh! I didn't bring any because I don't have any. Minato: *from a window* What are you guys doing?? Sheepy: We're burning this shirt. Minato: why Sheepy: Because Minako says that we don't need it anymore. Minako: * (owo)b * Sheepy: Do you have marshmallows? She wants some!! Minato: At this rate, why don't we go camping. Yu: Oh, camping! I haven't done that before... Yu: I've wanted to, but it's no fun alone. Sheepy: But people always get abducted by aliens when they go camping! Sheepy: And they get eaten by wolves and bears while being abducted by aliens! Minato: We're going camping. Yu: That's great! *Minato throws camping supplies out the window* Sheepy: Aren't you coming with us? Minato: Yes? Yu: *he goes to collect up the camping stuff* Sheepy:...then why out the window? Sheepy: And what about adults?? Minato: I am an adult. Sheepy:...you are? Minato: Technically. Yu: I'm almost one. Sheepy:...really? It'll be okay not having an actual adult go with us? Sheepy:...OK. Sheepy: If you say so!!! Minato: We can invite Tatsuya and Naoya, if you want. Sheepy:...OK. Yu: Don't worry! I'll protect you! Sheepy:....? But why? Yu: You seem scared, so... Sheepy: You're going to punch a bear? Yu: I've hugged a bear, so maybe others will accept that! Tats: I'm not buying a tombstone Sheepy: I've got this... *he produces his magical gun thing* *a tuxedo cat with bright blue eyes and a yellow collar rubs up against sheepy* Sheepy: Oh! Morgana can defeat any bear! Sheepy: We won't have any problems now! Yu: *CAAAAAAT* Minato: oh here we go Yu: *he tries to pet Morgana and gets totally rejected* Yu: *Cat why...* Sheepy: Should we notify anyone at least? Minato: It's almost like we have cell phones. Sheepy: True.... Sheepy: ((We're going camping! You can come if you want!)) Sheepy: ((Morgana is coming too.)) Yu: *he tries to pet Morgana again, and she pushes Yu's hand away* Yu: Why does she hate me somuch? Arséne: ((is that where all of you are going? perhaps i will pass the idea on)) Sheepy: ((Yeah!! That's where we're going.)) Morgana: I'm nyot some silly little cat you can pet whenever you want! So don't mess up my fur with your grubby paws! Morgana: Beclaws if you keep trying that, it's gonna be bad fur you! I'm gonna mess you up so bad, they'll have a right to arrest me for cattery! Yu: ((I'm being threatened by a cat...)) Tats: O_O Izanagi: ((How dare they)) Yu: ((It's Sheepy's pet cat and it can talk)) Izanagi: ((so rude.)) Yu: ((It said that it'd mess me up so bad it'd be arrested for um... 'cattery'... it's talking in cat puns)) Morgana: Why're you so shocked? Don't you and all the others talk like it's nothing? So why can't I? Morgana: After all, I am the great Morgana! It is my duty to train young Phantom Thieves with potential to become the greatest! Yu: ((And um, Tatsuya's right here...)) Izanagi: ((!! Make them stop, and quickly, before they say too much!)) Morgana: You should feel purr-oud that I'd tell you this! Normally, I wouldn't, but I can tell you all will accept it and not think about it too hard! As long as you keep your paws off of me, I'll keep my paws off of you! Yu: ((Wh-what am I supposed to do? Pick it up to get it to stop?)) Izanagi: ((Uhhh, ummm, I've got this, hold on, we'll be catching up at this rate)) Yu: ((OK...)) Sheepy: Don't worry. I doubt they'll try to pet you. Morgana: That's good! Beclaws I knyow box-ing! Morgana: *she pauses and sniffs at the air. why she smell personas* Izanagi: *he bumps zorro and tells zorro to pass on information while he and jiraiya arent memeing aggressively* Zorro: *he lets out a very loud meowing sound. Morgana replies with a meow. This goes on for a bit. Looks like Morgana got the message* Izanagi: *he seems pleased* ((Issue solved.)) Yu: ((please tell me that was you)) Izanagi: ((Surprisingly? No.)) Yu: ((I can't think of anyone who would do that other than you)) *for imaging purposes, orphs floating behind arsene, helping him carry supplies. apollo has thanny over his shoulder, and thannys desperately clawing at the air to get free. jiraiya is bouncing over there by zorro* Izanagi: ((Also, somehow both Jiraiya and Zorro are here. Are we permitted to hide with you if the memes are too strong)) Yu: ((Yeah. Sheepy's scared of bears anyway so I'm sure it'd be a comfort to him at least)) Izanagi: ((Jiraiya is convinced they can scare bears away with memes. I'm not sure how I feel about this.)) Yu: ((incredible.)) Yu: ((I don't know who Zorro is though other than some furry in the Disney movies so I'm scared about the fact he's a memer)) Izanagi: ((He works with the cat.)) Yu: ((why does the cat have a persona)) Izanagi: ((why did teddie have a persona)) Yu: ((Teddie was an old man in a bear suit)) Izanagi: ((..... How did a dog have a persona, because one did.)) Yu: ((through hard work and determination?) Izanagi: ((You answered your own question.)) Morgana: *...despite saying she's not a cat, she's rubbing up against many things. like trees.* Zorro: If Captain Kidd was here and had his way, we'd probably be going to the beach right now... it's so hot there, though, and we've been there so many times by his request! Arséne: It could be most certainly worse. Zorro: Goemon and I are wearing a lot of padding inside of our clothes, so we're always feeling like we're burning up in hotter temperatures... Zorro: Kidd, Carmen, and you are all so lucky... Kidd has no skin so he can't be hot, Carmen's clothes let her stay cool, and yours don't appear too hot either... Arséne: You would be surprised. Zorro: Then Kidd and Carmen are lucky... you can join us the next time we're in a hot dungeon without air conditioning.. Arséne: I would most likely go with anyway. Thanatos: *FREE ME THIS INSTANT* Zorro: Does he really hate camping? Apollo: Apparently! Thanatos: *RELEASE ME, FOUL BEING* Zorro: Don't worry! We'll be there soon! Jiraiya: Where's "there", though? Zorro: ... ... I have no idea. I was following Arsene, because I always follow him in battle... Arséne: I was following Izanagi. Zorro: Oh, then I was following him, too. Zorro: I've never actually gone camping with other people... or for fun. Usually, it was only because I had word a target of mine would come through that area, or it was near my destination. Jiraiya: Eh?? Never? Zorro: No, I never did! I had to keep up the act of being a snobby rich man when I wasn't Zorro, after all! Jiraiya: That's no fun at all! Zorro: It was necessary, though... Jiraiya: Not anymore! Zorro: That's true! Zorro: Now I can just be Zorro! *and then jiraiya and zorro start meming in the woods* *It's incredible* Minato: Does anyone else hear that Sheepy: Unfortunately.. Sheepy: I recognize both of those voices. Minato: Yeah, same. I think it means we need to go further away. Sheepy: Diego can be kind of a nuisance. Morgana: *meow* Sheepy: No, you can't do that. Morgana: *meow* Sheepy: We're friends now and I'll be blamed if you do that. Morgana: *meow* Sheepy: That's even more illegal Yu:....Is your cat plotting to kill me??? Sheepy: Sheepy: yeah. Yu:...On second thought...I might like bears more... Yu: At least personality wise, they're always big and cuddly, right? Morgana: Don't forget stupid, like that dumb bear friend of yours!! Minato: Bears kill you. Morgana: I stole his twitter easily! Sheepy: Morgana, old men in bear suits don't count as actual bears... Morgana: That was a guy in a bear suit?! Morgana: That explains a whole lot!! Morgana: Like they somehow found us!! Sheepy:....That's because you tweeted out to everyone where we were and released a lot of personal information about the other party members. Morgana: Really?! Yu: Bears don't kill unless threatened. Yu: You should give bears a chance, Minato! Sheepy: Bears eat people and came from Area 51!!! Morgana: They're made by the government and escaped the labs to form their own species! They're nyot natural animals! Minako: I thought that was the moose. Morgana: The government made meese to defend the world from bears. Sheepy: I think the plural is moose. Morgana: The plural of goose is geese so the plural of moose is meese! Morgana: I know my stuff! Yu: ((everyone is hating on teddie)) Yu: ((and apparently sheepy's pet cat is the one who tied teddie up and stole his twitter account)) Izanagi: ((Still better than it is over here. ..... I've decided to be temporarily deaf.)) Yu: ((They've decided that bears are government inventions)) Yu: ((Maybe you can join us and make the cat join them)) Izanagi: ((I can't hear you, I've gone deaf.)) Yu: ((You can join us, the cat is plotting my demise)) Izanagi: ((Tell the cat that if they don't stop, I'm going to treat them like an actual cat. Dumb collars and all.)) Yu: ((Apparently Sheepy is the leader of a gang and I'd rather not have all of the members go after me because of their cat)) Yu: ((Especially if they all have Personas.)) Yu: ((The cat also has a collar. It's yellow.)) Yu: ((Also, it seems fine being pet by Sheepy....)) Morgana: *she climbs up onto Sheepy's shoulder. Backpack would have been preferable but no backpack* Minato: *he looks around* We could stop here. Sheepy: Really? Minato: Why not? Sheepy: Where's the air conditioning or the great indoors? Minato: When it gets dark out. Sheepy: So we're going back indoors tonight? Great!! Minato: No. Sheepy: ?!! Minako: That defeats the point! Sheepy: You guys're all weird!! I'm not the most dangerous thing at night! That's what stealth is for! Arsé-kun: Tats: ...... Someone explain to him what camping is. Yu: You return from whence you came - or at least your ancestors. The great oudoors! And you spend a the day and night there, if not longer. Sheepy: ..so hell? Minato: It's only hell if the food sucks. Sheepy: But where's the adventure!? The corrupt villains to defeat and the treasure to find?! Sheepy: The secrets to uncover...?! Yu: There isn't any of that. It's just going out into yhe fresh air! Sheepy: B-but I could do that back home and prepare for my adventures! Morgana: We'll dig a hole and find treasure! Sheepy: ((I've been LIED TO)) Arséne: ((Have you?)) Sheepy: ((How can anyone consider this fun???)) Arséne: ((Quite easily.)) Sheepy: ((Why would I want to go into the great outdoors when I can go places people can only dream of by going to the Palace??)) Sheepy: ((They aren't even that great. There's bugs and I'll get my clothes dirty...)) Arséne: ((You're being spoiled. I quite enjoy it, so...)) Sheepy: ((...I guess... I'll stay so you can, but...)) Arséne: Is anyone else's summoner complaining, or is it just mine? Zorro: Morgana never complains! Orpheus: No complaints here! Zorro: Okay, she does sometimes, buuuut... Zorro: Not too often!! Zorro: Okay, now she's complaining that he's completely focused on a map of their next target and refuses to dig a hole with her. Jiraiya: Laaaame. Zorro: It's okay! That's how they always are with each other! Izanagi: *he stops* I think here is good. Any second opinions? Zorro: I'm okay with it! Thanatos: *-LET ME GO LET ME GO* Zorro: Does he really hate the outdoors? Izanagi: ... I'm not quite sure what his deal is. Zorro: Maybe you should put him down. Apollo: Yeah, maybe. *he drops Thanny* Zorro: If this is where we are staying... ... *he looks around at the trees, walks up to one, and adds his mark* Zorro: There! It'll be bear free! Zorro: Jiraiya and I will combine our forces to keep it bear-free! Jiraiya: :D Zorro: Because otherwise, we might be so fearful it'd be unbearable... Thanatos: *he's still on the ground* It's just bears. Zorro: But what if their baby gets between us and them? Zorro: I don't want to fight a bear. Apollo: I'll fight a bear. Zorro: With Tornado by my side, I'd feel confident fighting a bear, but... Jiraiya: *he jumps on Zorro* Onward, steed! Zorro: I'm not Tornado! Jiraiya: Then jump on my back! Zorro: In these clothes? I've got spurs on my shoes. Jiraiya: Oh! Zorro: I don't know how totake these off, though. The zipper is on the back, I think, but the padding in the gloves is so thick I can't tell. Jiraiya: Let's find out! Zorro: Okay! Arséne: Non. Not here. If he does not have any other clothes to change into... Zorro:...??? Zorro: I can't tell if I'm wearing anything under this or not, now that you mention it.. Zorro: Oh well... Zorro: When we get back, then! Orpheus: That sounds like a good idea. *he puts the supplies down* Zorro: Yes! I have no idea how I look to all of you, so it'd be an opportunity to see what these clothes and this mask looks like. Orpheus: ...... You have never used a mirror? Zorro: Unfortunately, Morgana usually only summons me to show off to newbie Phantom Thieves... Zorro: I'm rarely lucky enough to get summoned out of combat. Arséne: I suppose it's time to fix that problem. *who else but Arséne would have a mirror* Zorro: Oh! You have a mirror! Zorro: *he looks in the mirror. Why doesn't it show who he truly is inside* Zorro: Wow...! I look like my clothes are full of pillows in the chest and shoulder area! Zorro: But, um... m Zorro:.......it doesn't really reflect where my body actually is in the costume. Izanagi: Do not think about it too hard. Zorro: But... um, if I am supposed to reflect Morgana's true self... Zorro:...why do I look, er... 'ripped'? Zorro:...Is she really a buff man in her heart? Zorro: With how our summoners act, wouldn't it be more fitting for us to be reversed, Arséne? Arséne: *he busts out laughing. that's a no, Zorro* Zorro:??? Zorro:??? Zorro: Maybe I misunderstand your summoner... Apollo: *he sits down and he's just listening and not understanding any of this* Zorro: But he seems like he wants to be big and intimidating! Zorro: And these clothes make me look taller than I am, probably for the purpose of intimidation... Arséne: Have you seen my shoes? You're not the only one who looks taller. Zorro: Knifeshoes! *this also catches Izanagi's attention. Takes him a minute to realize that wasn't at him.* Zorro: The red does scream "leader", though, and you have wings, just like birds. Zorro: And his thieving outfit reminds me of a crow. Orpheus: Are we gonna chat, or are we gonna set up? Zorro: Oh! Sorry! Zorro: I can help set up! *he does so.* Arséne: My apologies, I'll help as well. Zorro: *he doesn't appear all too concerned about the fact that thanny is still lying there* *and neither does anyone else. this is probably normal.* *thanks thanny. sheepy's copying your example. are you proud* Minato: ..... *he lays down next to Sheepy* wouldn't it suck if this was actually a grave. Sheepy: it'd reflect how I feel right now Sheepy: so not really Minato: Why do you feel dead? Sheepy: *he clears his throat* *Arsene voice* I want to stay because I find it fun so you can't leave Sheepy: *Morgana voice* Stop looking at your map you fur-brained dummy!! I want to dig and you have to help! Sheepy: *Yu voice* Hey, maybe you should at least try it. You could love it, who knows. Sheepy: *normal voice* And then he took away my writing utensils and map and put it somewhere. Morgana got tired from digging and fell asleep on me. Sheepy:...so I can't move. Sheepy: And Arséne called me spoiled and I'm pretty offended right now. I'm not spoiled. I get sent to a school where it's okay for the teachers to throw things at the students, and my parents decided to send me off to someons's house. They barely even knew them. Sheepy: The only place people see me for who I am is the Palace. Sheepy: So maybe it's one of the places I like to go to the most... Minato: Ah. I'm glad it wasn't literal. Sheepy: Nuh-uh, I don't feel actually dead. Sheepy: Then again, I don't know how that feels. Minato: Terrible. I don't recommend it. Sheepy: Death isn't that scary, though. After you put yourself in dangerous situations for a while, you get used to the idea that one moment you might be alive and well, and the next moment your life might be stolen from you. Minato: Scary, no. Lonely and rather boring, definitely. Sheepy: So it's like my life before the Palace. Minato: Sometimes, I wonder if there is a point to everything. Sheepy: The point in life is to keep going, no matter what. Minato: ..... I like that viewpoint. Sheepy: It's the way one has to view life when they're bound by society's chains. Minako: Are you guys done having an existential crisis? We're gonna build a bridge over the stream and raid the other camp for supplies. We sort of forgot matches. Sheepy: Does raid mean steal? Minako: More like ask to use, but sure? Sheepy:...can I come? I have a lighter, but I want to steal things! Minako: You have a lighter?? ..... Well, we may as well. Sure! Sheepy: Sheepy: I took it from Arséne. Sheepy: But matches are probably better Sheepy: They're less risky to use than a lighter for starting fires. Arséne: ((You wouldn't happen to know where my lighter is, would you?)) Sheepy: ((It somehow ended up in my pocket)) Arséne: ((Mmmhmmmmmm. I see.)) Sheepy: ((We're going to raid your camp for matches because apparently they forgot them)) Sheepy: ((Gentleman thieves tell their targets before they steal from them so I'm telling you)) Arséne: ((Thank you for the notice.)) Sheepy: ((I would have put my calling card in with your stuff but my arms aren't long enough to)) Sheepy: ((Tatsuya is here too)) Arséne: ((So tell Jiraiya to stop being a frog and tell Izanagi to stop being a Disney Princess. There are at least ten squirrels.)) Sheepy: ((Yeah, thank you)) Yu: You seem to be zoning out some, what's up? Sheepy: Arséne says Izanagi is a Disney princess Minako: *she snorts* Yu: oh. Yu: ((Arsene says that you're a Disney princess)) Izanagi: ((.... Why)) Yu: ((Sheepy gave no context nor reason)) Yu: ((That's all he said)) Izanagi: ((This is because I was having a council with the squirrels, I presume.)) Yu: ((maybe.)) Izanagi: ((And I will inform Arséne that I do not appreciate the comparison.)) Yu: ((Have fun)) Izanagi: *he looks over at Arséne* Do not refer to me as such again. Arséne: My apologies, I could not help myself. Izanagi: Yes, you could. Apollo: It could be worse! Izzy: Dude, you're camping and you didn't invite me?! Or this guy, I guess. Apollo: *I JINXED IT* Izanagi: ...... Ah. I did not know you wanted to join us. Dio: *he is lying on the ground half asleep. she dragged him here by his scarf. he has no idea what's going on* Izzy: Of course I did! Orpheus: *he stops setting up the kindling to go rescue Dio from Izzy* Izzy: You could've asked before ditching me. Dio: *thank you for saving me Orpheus...* Izanagi: You.. weren't... there? Izzy: I wasn't, no, but you could've asked. Izanagi: I did not ask because I believed it was only going to be us. Izzy: Ooohhh.. ... too bad, I'm here now! Izzy: And he is too, I guess. Dio: did you drag me out here to sacrifice me Izzy: Unfortunately, no! Apollo: How is that unfortunate??? Izzy: Because he doesn't meet the specifications to fit that role. Izanagi: ..... ((If there was any peace here, it's gone now.)) Yu: ((Why?)) Izanagi: ((My sister has decided she is here now.)) Yu: ((You poor soul)) Izanagi: ((Is your group doing something? I can see something being done from here.)) Yu: ((Um.)) Yu: ((We need supplies abd we were going to borrow some matches, if that's okay.)) Yu: ((Ignore Sheepy thinking we're going to steal them. It was the only way to get him to move.)) Arsé-kun: Izanagi: ((Ah. That's perfectly fine.)) Yu: ((Thank you!)) Apollo: *he joins Orpheus and Dio* Dio: Oh, hi. *he appears that he's mostly woken up* Do you know why I was dragged here? Apollo: Not a clue, but welcome to the club. Dio: I don't know what you're doing, but if you two are here, I'm sure it's fun! Orpheus: Camping! Dio: Really? I like camping! Arsé-kun: and then ninja sheep jumps on arsene WHERE ARE THE MATCHES THIS IS A ROBBERY *^that happens* Arséne: I can't believe I'm being assaulted on a camping trip. Are you guys seeing this? Sheepy: I'm not assaulting you! Zorro: Bears are more brutal than I thought! Arséne: Indubitably. Sheepy: I'm not a bear! Jiraiya: No, but you're bear-y predictable! We saw you coming since the river. Sheepy: I just want matches... *he isn't showing signs of getting off. thanks sheepy* Arséne: I don't have them. Yu: Sorry for that, but we forgot matches. Can we borrow some? Sheepy: I've been lied to again!!! Arséne: Perhaps. Once again, I do not have them. Yu: Oh, no, I know that. I was asking Izanagi. Sheepy: Why does everyone like to lie to me? *pout* Arsé-kun: Izanagi: *he doesn't turn* I do not have them. Minako: Well, we are stealing them if we don't give them back... *she looks thoughtful* Sheepy: No we aren't. We're just being mean. *Morgana has joined Zorro* Jiraiya: Have fun findin' them! I ain't got'em, and neither does Orpheus! Zorro: Unless someone put them in my pockets, I don't have them. Apollo: .... Wait, does this mean I have them? But I gave them to... ....... I'm not getting those. Sheepy:....? Minako: Thanny has them?? I'm not waking him up for that. Morgana: Sheepy! It's your time to shine! Put your training to use! Sheepy:??? Izanagi: *C A T* Morgana: *she sniffs at Izanagi some* Izanagi: :3c? Morgana: *she seems pretty curious* Sheepy: Arséne... what're they taking about? Arséne: Eh? Thanatos has them. *he gestures to the only standing tent* Sheepy:...what's so bad about that? Minako: He's sleeping..! Sheepy:....and? Sheepy:...he seems nice, though.. Orpheus: .......... I think they're implying they want you to steal them from him. Sheepy:.....okay? Sheepy: *he slips off of Arséne's back and goes to steal the matches from Thanny* *There's a startled noise somewhere in between a hiss and a screech, immediately followed by Sheepy escaping with the matches.* Sheepy: *pout* You can't just make me go in and wake someone up to get matches from them. It's not something a gentleman does! But I did it. Happy? Arséne: Oui. Sheepy: Eh?? You shouldn't be saying that's okay! You're meant to be the first and best gentleman thief!! Tats: *he has 0 idea what is going on. Zero. Zilch. None. Nada. Kaput.* Zorro: I can't do anything stealthily with all of this padding. Zorro: I would've done it otherwise. Sheepy: Wh-why do you think it's acceptable what I just did? Arséne: Because you were over-eager to steal. Sheepy: Steal from you!! *Tats still has no idea what's happening* Sheepy: I don't want to steal from people who are sleeping. Just from you because it's fun. Arséne: That explains where everything was going. Sheepy: ? Sheepy: Where everything was going? What everything? Arséne: owo Sheepy: I dunno what you're talking about! *sheepy steals arsene's hat* Arséne: Oh. Okay. Sheepy: You don't care at all?? That's no fun! Sheepy: If you don't care, I won't steal from you anymore. Dio: But isn't that a good thing? Dio:...it is a good thing not to be stolen from... right? Sheepy:... Orpheus: .... The rest of your group is leaving, you know. Sheepy: But the rest of the group tries to make me do things and I don't ant to do things. Zorro: Doing things is good! Sheepy: *he frowns* But I don't want to do things. I'm happy lying on the ground and not moving other than to write on my map which, by the way, went missing in one of Yu's attempts to get me to move. Sheepy: How am I gonna plan my heists when I lost my references? Arséne: You don't. It can wait. Sheepy: What am I supposed to do then? Arséne: Harass bears. I don't know. Sheepy: If I get torn up, so do you... Arséne: Joke. Noun. Sheepy: definition: you Arséne: I've been betrayed yet again. Sheepy: I've been betrayed since they said we should go camping so take a ticket and stand in line Sheepy: I thought camping meant waiting until the perfect opportunity to strike and stewl away highly guarded treasure or something like that! Arséne: Must I really give you something to do? Sheepy: yea. I've been lying on the ground since they decided to set up. Orpheus: So is Minato, who didn't come with you guys. Sheepy: So I can keep doing that? Apollo: do it do it do it Sheepy: And everyone will leave me alone over there if I do? Sheepy: ...is this another lie? Orpheus: No guarantees. Sheepy: I just want to not be forced into doing something that's meant to be only for entertainment purposes when I don't find it fun. Orpheus: ..... Minato says you can lay with him. Sheepy: Besides, forests are really hard to move around in and I'm no good at it. Sheepy: I can???? Sheepy: Besides, forests are really hard to move around in and I'm no good at it. Sheepy: I can???? Sheepy: Great! *I guess sheepy returns the hat and joins the group* *and he proceeds to lie on the ground.* Minato: Welcome back. I drew on your map. Sheepy: thanks. those are hsrd to get so please don't do it again Sheepy: Morgana: They aren't too hard to get! Minato: *he passes it over* Sheepy: Arséne said that I'm not supposed to work on it but this can be our secret. Minato: Of course. Sheepy: Thank you! You're the best! Sheepy: You should come with me to the Palace sometime. It's a lot of fun! Sheepy: It's kinda dangerous, but that's why it's so much fun! Minato: Maybe one day. Sheepy: Great! Minako: Are you guys gonna lay there the whole time?? Minato: yes and you can't stop us. Sheepy: yeah. Sheepy: Like what he said, you can't stop us. Minako: Oh. Okayyyyy. Hey, Yu, I bet I can climb higher than you in that tree! Yu: Let's see if that's true! Tats: I'm not catching either of you if you fall. Sheepy: You might get stuck up there Minato: they'll need to call the police and the fireman *he glances at Yu* Yu: I can get down without those! Minato: hot damn. Sheepy: Have fun or whatever. *and they go* Tats: ...... While they're gone, can I ask you guys something? Sheepy: Yup. Tats: Is it just me, or are they just not talking to me as much..? Sheepy: Whom? Tats: Them. I waited for a reason, you know. Sheepy: Yu and Minako...? I dunno, maybe. Minato: It is possible. Sheepy: I wouldn't worry about it. Sheepy: Sheepy: They're the only two who seem excited about this trip. Tats: I guess... Okay, thanks. Sheepy:...So, you know, people who are excited about things tend to group together and only pay attention to each other. Tats: That's also true... Minato: So what we need... *he sits up* is something we can all do. Sheepy: And Yu's trying to get me included so he can try to bond with me, but I'm not that interested in it. Sheepy: Yeah. Minato: I can think of one thing, but it needs to wait until dark. Sheepy:...? Minato: You've never told ghost stories out camping, I forgot. Sheepy: oh. Minato: And yes, making things up is fine. Sheepy: I'm no good at that kind of stuff. Minato: You don't have to be. The last time Yu did one, he started goofing off until someone noticed. It involved haunted sponges. Minato: But I'll help you. Sheepy: All I know about is thieves. Sheepy: All I know about is thieves. Sheepy: And detective stuff. Minato: I've got one. Why not something about Phantom Thieves, but literally? Sheepy: ...literally??? Arsé-kun: Minato: Actual phantoms, so detectives can't catch them. Sheepy: So ghost thieves! Sheepy: Sheepy:..... Sheepy: Sheepy:...but they can just be put in the potato chip ring and never escape. Sheepy: Sheepy: Why don't ghosts float over salt? Sheepy: Or under it. Minato: Purifying properties or something. And nobody needs to know about the chip thing. Sheepy: The potato chip ring was invented by a hacker who would capture ghosts using lays potato chips. Minato: That sounds fantastic. Sheepy: Yeah. but I'm no good at stories. Minato: That's why I'll help you. Sheepy: Okay. Sheepy: You'll keep good on your word and help me, right? Minato: Yes. Sheepy: I'm glad. Sheepy: Now we wait until night... Sheepy: *he looks like he's just about done with his plan for his heist. time to put it in a safe place and play with his lighter* Tats: ..... Are you having fun? Sheepy: Yeah! Sheepy: I like this lighter. Sheepy: It's a nice lighter. Tats: Mine is better. Sheepy: I don't mind. Mine is from Arséne, so it's the best in my eyes. Tats: .... Ah. I don't remember where mine is from, actually.... Sheepy: Probably a convenience store. Tats: No. Sheepy: I dunno, then. I dunno where Arséne got this, either. I stole it from him. Sheepy: But he's okay with it I'm sure. He wouldn't have raised me to be a thief if he didn't want me to be one. Sheepy: ((You are okay with me stealing from you, right)) Arséne: ((Depending on the object. You may borrow that lighter)) Sheepy: ((What objects are you not okay with me stealing???)) Sheepy: ((What objects are you not okay with me stealing???)) Sheepy: ((I wanna make sure I don't accidentally steal them..)) Sheepy: ((It would be bad if I did)) Arséne: ((You could probably figure it out.)) Sheepy: ((So cryptic..!! I'll have to ask before stealing things..)) Sheepy: ((But that's just asking to borrow stuff...)) Arséne: ((You return belongings anyway.)) Sheepy: ((Ooh... ... that's true...)) Sheepy: ((Yu and Minako are climbing trees so if Izanagi abd Thanatos suddenly die you know why)) Arséne: ((Thanatos is still in his tent and Izanagi is doing the disney thing again.)) Sheepy: ((Good)) Sheepy: ((I finished planning for my next heist)) Arséne: ((...... eh.)) Sheepy: ((What's wrong???)) Arséne: ((Oh, not you.)) Sheepy: ((Huh???)) Arséne: ((Things are happening once again.)) Sheepy: ((I'm curious)) Arséne: ((Apollo has been bothering Orpheus and Dio to try and make them play music. One is embarassed. The other is nervous. I am tempted to join Apollo.)) Sheepy: ((do it)) Arséne: *he takes a seat next to Apollo and joins in the "do it, do it"* Dio: B-but I'm terrible!!! Dio: Frogs have died from my voice before... Orpheus: You would not want to hear my voice. Dio: Why would you want to hear that? Apollo: Because I know you guys are good, come on! Dio: That isn't true...!! Apollo: I speak the truth and the truth says you guys are goooood! Dio: Well you're lying...!! Dio: I'm not good!! Dio: Orpheus is, but I'm the worst... Orpheus: I used to sound fantastic... Dio: I never have ... Orpheus: Can I play instead? Dio: D-do I have to sing? ...do you just want me to sing so you can laugh at me? Dio: I bet that's what's up... that's the only reason why anyone would ask.... Apollo: ? You used to all the time... Dio: You'd hate it.. Apollo: D: Dio: ? Dio: What is it? Arséne: I am rather inclined to disagree. Dio: You haven't heard me before. Arséne: And I would like to. Dio: N-not without Orpheus. I'm terrible alone. He might be able to get you to not focus on how bad I am. Orpheus: Well.... If you insist.. Dio: Really? Orpheus: *he takes his lyre off and sits down* I suppose so. Dio: *he works up his courage and sings as they asked* Orpheus: *he starts playing along* Dio: *he seems pretty embarrassed after finishing* Orpheus: *he looks pleased* Dio: I probably sounded terrible. Apollo: That was great! What are you talking about? Dio: ...Really? Apollo: Yeah! Dio: ...I thought you were going to laugh. Apollo: Why would I? Dio: Because everyone else does. Apollo: Nobody's laughing. Dio: That's a rare occurrence for when I do anything.. Sheepy: ((This tree is super tall, should I climb up)) Arsé-kun: Arséne: ((Only if you think you can get down)) Sheepy: ((When have I ever had trouble getting down???)) Arséne: ((Quite enough times.)) Sheepy: ((That's not true! I'm great at climbing!)) Sheepy: ((List one time I got stuck in a tree!!)) Arséne: ((Last week. Two weeks ago. A week before that. Yesterday. Yes, I saw that.)) Sheepy: ((Those don't couuunt!!)) Sheepy: ((I was distracted and then I got startled for a really long time because I lost my focus.)) Sheepy: ((But I wasn't scared and I wasn't stuck!)) Arséne: ((Uh-huh. Sure.)) Sheepy: ((It's truuuee!)) Minato: They're taking a long time to come down. Sheepy: Yeah. What's up with that? Minato: Did thet get stuck? Sheepy: Maybe! Minato: Maybe they died. Sheepy: Maybe! Minato: I call Yu's stuff. I don't know what I'll do with it. Minato: Yu has fallen, so I, Minato, now lead the Investigation Team Sheepy: Investgation team.. like that series with the talking dog? Minako: who's talking smack about scooby doo *she falls on her ass. but she is here now* Sheepy: ? Sheepy: What's a scooby doo? Minako: We're going to watch movies and old cartoons when we're done here. Sheepy: Okay. Minato: Yu is dead, I am the new leader now. Minako: Oh, yeah, definitely. Sheepy: I want to be the subleader. Minato: You can be Vice-Leader. Minako can be the Vice-Vice-Leader. Tatsuya can be in charge of making us look competent. Sheepy: Okay! Sheepy: I'm good at planning stuff! Sheepy: That's my skill other than speed!! Tats: I'm doing what now Yu: Oh, what's going on? Sheepy: We're overthrowing you. Minato: Drat, he's alive. I'll take over the decepticons another day. Sheepy: Let's just overthrow him Tats: Oh, right. Who won in your tree-adventure? Yu: Minako. Yu: I was close. Minako: I'm the king of trees. Sheepy: I'm good at climbing trees but Arséne told me no. Minato: Sucks. Sheepy: Oh well. I have to listen to him so I won't do it. Sheepy: It's kinda annoying sometimes. Sheepy: Because I want to make my own decisions Minato: Hey. When are we setting up the fire? It's going to be dark soon. Sheepy: I like fire! Yu: But don't touch it. Sheepy: You're not my dad! I don't have to listen to you! Tats: But he has the matches. Sheepy: Minato never orders me around. He can have them. Minato: Ok. Sheepy: *he gives minato the matches* Sheepy: There you go! Minato: *he (finally) gets up and goes to start the fire* Sheepy: I want to touch it... Minato: Do not. Sheepy: But... I want to.. Minato: You'll burn. Sheepy: But... Sheepy: It's so pretty.. Minato: Pretty things are often the most lethal. Sheepy: But... but... Sheepy: But... but... Sheepy: You're not my dad. Sheepy: *he touch* Arséne: ((What was that??!)) Sheepy: ((I touched it)) Arséne: ((That hurt.)) Sheepy: ((But.. but it's so pretty)) Arséne: (( :( )) Sheepy: ((I couldn't help myself)) Sheepy: ((it hurt but... I want to touch it again)) Arséne: ((... You're going to do it even if I ask you not to, aren't you?)) Sheepy: ((you're my dad so you can tell me what to do)) Arséne: ((Please, please do not do that again, that hurt quite a bit.)) Morgana: *she comes over and stares at the fire* What're you cooking?? Sheepy: ((okayyy)) Sheepy: ((then what do I touch)) Minato: Anything we have. Arséne: ((Not that.)) Sheepy: ((I have a lighter, a stuffed animal, a cat, and your wallet)) Arséne: ((Any of those, except the first one.)) Sheepy: ((touched cat)) Morgana: *she sniffs at Sheepy's hand* Minako: *how many marshmallows can i put on one stick? lets find out.* Sheepy: *he has decided to try to ignore his temptation to touch the fire by petting Morgana* Yu: *thats a lot of marshmallows* Minato: *he attempts to put an entire smore on a stick. this works about as well as we expect* Sheepy: *he doesn't appear interested in the sweets* Tats: *neither does he.* Sheepy: Tatsuya... why does your hair look like a bike helmet? Sheepy:...is it a bike helmet? Sheepy: .............are you bald? Tats: probably because I wear helmets a lot- N-no! Sheepy:...okay. Sheepy: I thought you were. Tats: That's... Horrifying to think about. Sheepy: It is? Sheepy: I didn't think so. Tats: I don't want to have no hair. Sheepy: Maybe you just have a gleaming bald spot of doom Tats: N-no! Sheepy: Okay. If you say so. Minato: Don't give me ideas, Sheepy. Sheepy: Okay! Minato: Too late. Minato: Imagine it, though. You're just with a friend that you've known for a few months, nothing too strange about them. And one day.. They up and take their hair off. They aren't bald. Peering into the top of their head, one could see all the veins and their skull... *he grins* Tats: I think that's enough..! Sheepy: Huh. Cool!! Yu: *he has gotten a hold of Sheepy's hand in his distracted state and making sure that, if his hand needs to be treated, it is* Minato: *he leans forward for dramatic effect* Okay, but... You could touch it if you really wanted to. Sheepy: Really???? Minato: Sure, why not. But will you? Sheepy: Of course!! Minato: All right. So- Oh, and you guys can input, too! So, you slowly put your hand on their skull. Slowly, they turn their head to face you. All the way. One hundred and eighty degrees. And they just stare, like you committed some sort of crime. Sheepy: That's so coooolll!!! Minato: Any suggestions on what to do? Sheepy: Touch it again!! Yu: Wh-why do you like touching things??? Minato: You haven't stopped touching it yet. Sheepy: Then I'm still touching it!! Minato: ..... All right, and they keep staring. Nothing is going to happen until someone makes a move. Yu: How about you stop touching it? Minato: You slowly remove your hand. With it, comes the top of their skull. Who knew. Sheepy: Awesooomeee!! Yu: *he just stares at sheepy* Minato: Oh, and it's stuck there now. You shake your hand to get it off, but it stays. Look like using that hand will be difficult.. Sheepy: Just cut your hand off and grow back a new one. That's how starfish work. Yu: We aren't starfish! Sheepy: We're a human that can grow back limbs now! So we're a human-starfish hybrid! Minato: It would take quite a long time to grow back, and having a bloody stump is equally as useless. Sheepy: OK! Then use super-glue remover! Minato: Now? Sheepy: Huh? Why would it be bad now? Minato: Your "friend" slowly reaching for your face might be part of it. Sheepy: Punch him in the face! Sheepy: With your skull-fist!! Because that'd hurt a lot! Minako: Fight, fight, fight! Minato: Well, okay. You punch them with the skull fist. It's more of a slap, but it still leaves a mark, and they look pissed. Izanagi: ((So, how is it going over there?)) Yu: ((I got him to sit still long enough mostly because he was distracted so I could do what I need to do for his hand that he touched the fire with, and now they're telling... er... stories..)) Sheepy: Yu: ((...weird stories...)) Izanagi: ((... Ah, that explains your mood.)) Yu: ((They're collaborating on the story and Sheepy just said that the character should cut off their hand because they regenerate limbs like a starfish)) Yu: ((Please tell me it's better over there)) Yu: ((...it's impossible to believe anything could be worse.)) Yu: ((The cat also has decided that the place to sit is on my hand and both are falling asleep... how is it over there?)) Izanagi: ((We had some music, now we're just discussing all sorts of things.)) Yu: ((Sounds fun!)) Izanagi: ((Also, Jiraiya got his leg caught in tree branches. Nobody is helping him. I probably should.)) Yu: ((Poor Jiraiya... not even Zorro?)) Izanagi: ((Zorro seems preoccupied. I do not think he has noticed.)) Yu: ((Oh... that's too bad.)) Izanagi: ((Pardon me momentarily.)) *he goes to rescue his partner his bud his dudebro-* Yu: ((Okay.)) Jiraiya: *I'M SAVED* Izanami: You should've ditched him Izanagi: Consider my next statement: No. Izanami: No!!! Jiraiya: D: Izzy: You guys beat me up. Izzy: For no reason, too. Izanagi: Do not lie. Izzy: OK, your summoners stormed in and you had no other choice. Izzy: So your SUMMONERS really had no reason to go out and pursue me. Izanagi: ... Fine. Izzy: See, you get me! Izzy: What if I burst into your work place and demanded to know everything about you, and then followed you home and hurt your feelings? Izzy: And then I threatened you? Jiraiya: Pepper spray is your friend! Izzy: Wouldn't you do what I did when I was in that situation? Izzy: Yomi is technologically deficient. Izzy: We don't have pepper sprays. Izzy: Mostly because all we have is the screams of the sinners who are being eternally punished. Izzy: And dead bodies Izzy: I also didn't think I needed it. Izzy: I don't blame you, though Izzy: If you and your summoners weren't connected, though.. Izanagi: I still would not let you. They are children. Izzy: I'd mess em up big time! Izzy: Come on!! They're gonna be adults soon. Jiraiya: *zooooorrrrrrrooooooo are you aliiive* Izanagi: Everyone is children compared to us. Zorro: *he looks like he's doing his best just to stay awake* Izzy: Ssshhh. Not to the law. Zorro: Oh... ... hi. Jiraiya: *he prods Zorro* Gooood morning! Zorro: I apologize for being a bit out of it... Morgana has messed with my sleep schedule. Jiraiya: Oh! That's okay, I'll let you bee, then! Zorro: Oh, no, no, it's okay. Zorro: I bee-lieve I'll bee alright Jiraiya: Bee-lieve it! Zorro: I hope she awakens soon.. Izanagi: ((And done.)) Yu: ((Good job!)) Izanagi: ((Thank you.)) Yu: ((Starfish are still relevant)) Minato: -And you have grasped the Banana of True Love and Power with your left starfish arm. The Overlord of Skulls is closing in. The oven is still on, you realize. Sheepy: Shove him in the oven! Minato: You shove him in the oven. He screams. The Banana of True Love and Power is starting to smell rotten. Sheepy: Is it because he was my true love all long? Sheepy: But I don't feel like that towards anyone! Minato: It's a very old banana. Sheepy: oh. Sheepy: It's as old as Arsene! That's really old!! Sheepy: That's like.. almost fifty years old or so! Or maybe older! Minato: .... Anyway, he's in the oven and probably dead. Sheepy: Let's not open the oven. Minato: But of course. Sheepy: Because it's dangerous! Minako: But we've also learned it's dangerous to go alone. Sheepy: Can I use my banana to summon a talking bunny? Minato: ... I suppose so. Sheepy: Arsene probably has once. Sheepy: Besides, it's fueled by the power of love! Sheepy: And love is a strong power! Yu: You're capable of love? Minako: Are you? Yu: Yeah, I am. I've got Marie, after all! Minako: Oh, yeaaaah. Sheepy: Maybe not romantically, but.. I've got Arséne!! And sometimes we get annoyed with each other but he's the best dad anyone could ask for. Tats: *he tunes back into the discussion to. this* Sheepy:...wait, who's Marie? Sheepy: I thought your girlfriend was someone named Rise. Yu:.....what? Minato: *he stifles a laugh* Yu: Wh-why would I... Sheepy: That's what Morgana said. Yu: You're referring to Rise Kujikawa and no we aren't dating Sheepy: That name rings a bell... Sheepy:...Isn't that the name of a criminal or something? Maybe a wrestler .... Yu: N-no!! Sheepy: Minako, who's he talking about?? ??? Minako: Isn't Rise an idol? Sheepy: Oh.... Sheepy: I don't know anything about idols. Sheepy: *he frowns* They're boring... so I don't track them. Sheepy: I don't see what's so appealing about them. Yu: Mostly they're pretty.. Sheepy: I'm pretty. Yu: And they can sing well. Sheepy: I can do that, too. Sheepy: Do people like idols because they're missing one of those two things? Yu:...no, umm... Minato: *he's waiting* Yu: Minato understands why people are attracted to models. Sheepy: He can't sing? Minato: Minato wants to continue the story and is also offended. Sheepy: But it's one or the other! Sheepy: So it's gotta be that you can't sing!! Yu: Sure, continue your story. Minato: ..... I completely forgot what I was going to do next. Sheepy: Oh! Sheepy: That's too bad. Minato: This is not going unfinished. Uhm... Ah, all right. So, what are you going to do with the Banana of True Love and Power that smells a bit? Sheepy: Use it to summon a true friend! Yu: Not even a lover? Sheepy: Psssh, I can find a lover myself. Besides, that makes me seem desperate. Meanwhile, it's nearly impossible to find a true, 100% friend out there. Within your life, you may only find a few. Sheepy: So why not make the search a bit easier? Yu: Am I a true, 100% friend? Sheepy:....? Minato and Minako are... Minato: I'm an asshole. Sheepy: But you don't order me around. Sheepy: You realize I'm capable of making my own decisions and I don't need people to tell me what to do. Furthermore, you realize that you're on the same level as me, so you have absolutely no authority telling me what to do unless it's for my own health, such as telling me to get out of the way of something I haven't noticed. Minato: I'm on my own level. Tats: *guys im right here* Sheepy: I'm okay with Arsene ordering me around, but that's only because he's older than me and an actual, responsible adult who knows his ways around the world and how evil it can actually be. Sheepy: Oh, and I guess Tatsuya doesn't order me around either. Tats: I don't? Sheepy: Not as much as Yu. Minato: ..... You summon a friend and go home, the end. Sheepy: That's a really lame end, but okay! Minato: I forgot what I was going to do. Sheepy: That's fine! Minato: Anyone else have something to tell? Sheepy: Not me! That was my story with you! Minako: I've got nothing! Yu: I can't think of anything, really.. Tatsuya? Tats: ..... Not particularly. Yu: That's unfortunate. Tats: My storytelling leaves something to be desired, so not really. Sheepy: I'm good at telling stories, but I don't feel like it! Minako: Oh, is it my turn then?? Sheepy: Yeah! Minako: Yu! Do you wanna team up like they did? Yu: Sure. Minako: Yaaaay! Jiraiya: *he stops spying on Kamp Kool Kidz and goes back to Camp Loser* They're telling stories, which is better than. Whatever we're doing? Zorro: Really? Jiraiya: I have no idea what we're doing. We're chillin', Partner's doing- I have no idea what he's doing, we're all doin' our own thing. Zorro: Ah... Your summoner isn't here, is he...? Jiraiya: Nope! No idea what he's up to. Well, okay, I do, but anyway Zorro:...? Is it really that weird? Jiraiya: ....... Anyway. Zorro: Maybe Zorro: Maybe we could try copying them. Jiraiya: So telling stories? I'd do it! Zorro: OK! I'll do my best. Jiraiya: *he raises his voice* Heyyy, Partner, everybody! Let's all do somethin' together, huh? Izzy: Sounds good to me! Izanagi: Likewise. Did you get an idea? Zorro: Story telling! Orpheus: You've certainly got my attention. Dio: I'm good at that! Apollo: I'd like to hear this. Dio: What's supposed to be the theme, though? Jiraiya: Do we need one? Dio: Nope! Zorro: Telling stories isn't my skill, but.. Izanagi: Do not worry. It is not the best skill of the majority of us. Izzy: Let's tell a story together, Izanagi. Izanagi: Hm? About what? Izzy: No idea! Izzy: I'm sure we'll figure something out when it's our time. Izanagi: I suppose so.