May 7, 2014
Short Castlevania post
LOOK YE OUT VAMP XANDER
DHAMPIR LADY ON THE LOOSE! :Y
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Short Castlevania post
LOOK YE OUT VAMP XANDER
DHAMPIR LADY ON THE LOOSE! :Y
ask-captain-crowley replied to your post: Outlaw Star is so much better than I r...
((HHHHGGGHGH I LOVE OUTLAW STAR. ;A; IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST ANIMOOS AND I LOVE IT STILL. If it ages well that will take it from nostalgically lovely to MIRACULOUS.))
Okay why is nobody talking about Outlaw Star. WHY HAVE WE NOT BEEN TALKING ABOUT OUTLAW STAR FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN YEARS.
This series has a single flaw: the animators cannot draw a decently proportioned face to save their lives. THAT JUST MIGHT BE IT"S /ONLY/ FLAW. IT DID IT CROW. IT AGED WITH GRACE. I THINK IT REALLY DID IT.
*STIFLED SHRIEKING* I LOVE THIS STUPID SHOW. Someone come give me reasons not to LET"S DISCUSS OUTLAW STAR INTELLECTUALLY.
ask-captain-crowley answered: ((Put a blank CD in the CD drive.))
Could you clarify what I should do with it? I mean, does placing a blank CD in the drive fix it, or do I have to do other stuff? I'm sorry. I'm kind of nervous, is all. ^^;
(( ⊕ Ooooh, cinnabuns. ;O))
XDD oh my goodness. Obviously Captain and Xander are the best ship around. Because it's a literal ship. Captain's ship. And Xander got shanghaied.
Pros:
⊕ Xander's ass.
⊕ Captain's manliness.
⊕ But technically she's still a woman so it's still a heterosexual relationship?!
⊕ Xander could use the excitement in his life I think.
Cons:
⊕ TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.
⊕ Captain is also TOO MANLY XANDER CAN"T DEAL YOU"RE EMASCULATING HIM AND strangely arousing him??
⊕ Basically Xander would just be confused the entire time now matter if he was enjoying himself or not.
⊕ Also Captain I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you're disgusting and your place is a dump you have an /actual living bag of garbage/ Xander can't deal with any of it.
⊕ He's going to clean everything. Before, after, AND DURING.
⊕ If you can even keep him around long enough because chances are he will just run instead.
((A-aw! ;A; I love your stories! And I'd love to RP with you! I-I just get intensely nervous over silly things and am not actually a very good writer but if ever you wanna write CASTLEVANIAS or BARFIGHTS or MAD SCIENCE or XANDER GETTING CALLED GINGERSNAP, please consider this my SAUCY RP WINK FROM ACROSS THE SMOKY ROOM OF THE INTERNET. ;O *WONK*))
HNGGGG
I also suck at writing for AUs so a Castlevania scenario no matter how righteous would be super stupid and I would embarrass myself with half-assed Bela Lugosi impressions that were supposed to be serious and not funny BUT I WOULD STILL REALLY LOVE TO ;A;
I AM ONE OF THOSE SUPER DESPERATE BAR FLIES SO EVEN IF THAT WINK WAS ACTUALLY YOU JUST STRUGGLING WITH AN EYELASH /I"M THERE/
Also all you people who commented I WILL RP WITH EVERYONE.GROUP RP.
ask-captain-crowley replied to your post:kessuburd replied to your post:Uhhhhh HERE HAVE A...
((Xander, quick, what’s it called when you have a combination wet dream and undead nightmare. Secondary terror presumably ensues because WHAT IS MORE HORRIFYING: the hallucinatory hauntings, or waking up with a boner for a dead guy? DB))
Ohhhh Myyyy Goddddd XDDDD;;;
((The Captain EXTENDS AN OFFER TO *COME ABOARD*, Gingersnap. ;D))
((lol GINGERSNAP))
Attraction level: 4/10Well uh.. Heh she’s more handsome than a lot of the guys around here. ..Not that that’s a good thing. I mean- she’s hideous.Love for the Character: 0/10Are you kidding? To start I don’t even know her. I doubt she’s any better than any of the scum over there anyway, when the papers aren’t playing her up. (She’s from Johto and she’s white sorry Xander is extra racist)How much the character has grown on me: 2/10…Maybe just a little. Always a good read in the paper.Badassness level: 10/10…*holds up paper* But there’s no way these stories are real.How upset I’d be/I am if the character got killed off: 1/10Well one less Johtoan to worry about.
((Wheee! Trick-or-treat! 83 -runs through the Tumblr neighborhood with pillowcase-))
HAHAH TRICKS FOR ALL YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPERS.