#ask-chang

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

[private] Okay, it's none of my business, but I gotta ask. Do you seriously have a thing for Duncan? I mean, what's all this sexual tension between you two? The half-your-age-plus-seven rule is kind of law, but I'm not gonna tell you who you can or can't get jiggy with.

[private]

Oh. My. God.

Not you, too.

Honestly? Not every kind of tension is sexual tension. We pick at each other but I honestly think he’s a good guy. His opinion on me may be something else entirely, I don’t know. There can be more than meets the eye without it being sexual.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

HON - Ben Chang?

UM WE ARE BROS AND ONLY BROS.

So hot as a bro. I’d totally wingman for him.

But not for me. Ick.

[troy-tbone-barnes]

Hey, if you ever do meet Rachel, don't be a dick to her, okay? She doesn't need any more crap from either of you.

[Private]

Why would I be a dick to Rachel? She made Abed really happy. That's enough for me to not wanna be a dick to her. Seriously.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

Hey, how did you like the fútbol?? I got kinda carried away and forgot to ask.

It’s…surprisingly entertaining. I can actually follow the game now, so hey, bonus points to me! I definitly wouldn’t be opposed to watching more matches.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

[private] You know, I could totally wingman if you're looking for a rebound right now. You pick the target, I lay down the charm, bam, you've got a sexy dude to show up any nosy anons. Or, you know, Duncan if you want him. I don't get why, but there's no accounting for taste, I guess. Oh, which reminds me: I scoped out that Rich guy for you, and I'm pretty sure he's harmless. Just overly friendly.

[private] On the first topic…I’ll get back to you. Rebounding prematurely is always a bad idea, and I don’t need more enemies than I already have. But the offer is appreciated and duly noted.

On the second - well, good. I didn’t think there was anything wrong with him in the first place, really. He seems like a nice guy. We’re taking an art class together. You could probably take it too, if you wanted. Can teachers enroll in courses at Greendale?

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

[text] Are you all set up yet? Your creepy 37-year-old flirt would like to ask you to come watch soccer with us. He's trying to be nice. You into that? We could probably make it a Muppets marathon instead, so long as it doesn't clash with a match. The guy's a big softy.

[text] Just finished. I’ve never been one for sports but I suppose something that’s such a cultural phenomenon should be worth while. It’ll help with small talk, if nothing else. And thanks.

[crazycoatcheckgirl]

...How did you become friends with Chang, anyway?

We have a friendship built on a mutual respect and mutual love for cardboard palaces.