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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
(( I can see it :D
As far as your legality post concerning alcohol goes, I understand the soft alcohol bit with beer. Where does wine fall on the category, though? I know french people are BIG into drinking wine.
Wine falls in ‘must keep away from the children’ category. That is, you have to be over 18!
(Fun fact: the average annual consumption of wine in France is of 44 liters per person. We are, with no hyperbole, the biggest drinkers of wine in the world)
(Also funny story about that I can’t resist telling: back in 1800~ , french people drank way, way, WAY more wine (hence where the stereotype is from). Wine consumption drastically fell around 1855, because of a bug that absolutely ruined the french vines. Learn more here.)
HC + favorite snacks
(( Chat loves rich things like cookies and quiches
Ladybug/Chat for obvious reasons, but also Ivan/Mylene
~ send me a ship ~
Ladybug/Chat
Rate: NOTP | Ew | Nah | Alright | Cute | I LOVE them | They are perfect | OTP | THEY ARE MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET CHILDREN AND I SHALL PROTECT THEM AS THEIR MOTHER
Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?- Ladybug’s the big spoon most of the time, but occasionally Chat takes the role too.
Adult!Verse heights- Chat ends up being 6′3, much to Ladybug’s annoyance since she only ends up being 5′5
Who falls asleep while watching romcoms?- Ladybug. She’s a very busy lady and movies put her to sleep.
Who suggests watching romcoms?- Chat. He fucking loves them, unironically.
Who makes all the decisions?- Ladybug. Chat trusts her problem solving skills.
Who carries the other one to bed when they fell asleep on the couch?- Chat. He gets her in pjs and tucks her in too.
Who proposes?- Chat. They’re both actually quite traditional when it comes to romance.
Will they have a big wedding?- yuuup. Papa Agreste wouldn’t have it any other way.
Who accidentally eats all the popcorn while sharing a box?- Both. They know better than to try and share munchies at this point.
Who pays for dates?- Chat. He’s got the money, and loves spoiling His Lady.
Who’s the most romantic?- Chat. He loves leaving little notes and gifts.
Random headcanon- Chat is the early riser of the pair.
Ivan X Mylène
Rate: NOTP | Ew | Nah | Alright | Cute | I LOVE them | They are perfect | OTP | THEY ARE MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET CHILDREN AND I SHALL PROTECT THEM AS THEIR MOTHER
Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?- Mylène
Adult!Verse heights- Ivan ends up being 6′6, and Mylene ends up 5′3
Who falls asleep while watching romcoms?- Ivan. They bore him, but he watches them for Mylène
Who suggests watching romcoms? - Mylène. She adores them
Who makes all the decisions?-Mylene. She’s the more methodical of the two. And Ivan often comes off too strong.
Who carries the other one to bed when they fell asleep on the couch?- Ivan. Mylène would love to be able to do so for Ivan, but she is much too tiny. So when he falls asleep on the couch she gets him a pillow and blanket and tucks him in.
Who proposes? - Ivan, via a written note
Will they have a big wedding?- nope. Mylène was too nervous for it
Who accidentally eats all the popcorn while sharing a box?- Mylène. She’s sneaky like that
Who pays for dates?- both.
Who’s the most romantic?- Ivan.The boy writes so many poems for Mylène.
Random headcanon- Mylene tries her best to like screamo, even going to a few concerts with Ivan, but she really and truly doesn’t get it.
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Send 💓 for my muses reaction to yours listening to their heart beat.“ My Lady...?” Chat blinked softly. What... was going on? The last thing he’d seen was an Akuma, the last thing he’d heard was the deafening crashes of battle... Now His lady had an ear to he chest, listening to his heart.
“ My Lady I’m alright... Don’t worry”
@ask-coccinelle
"I'm not good enough for you."
“ What-? I-... Of course you are. Why would you ask such a thing My Lady?” Had something gone wrong in her personal life...? Would she tell him if something was going on in her personal life? What in the world could’ve happened to make the most perfect girl in the world doubt herself? @ask-coccinelle